How much of your worldview needs to be plastered on to your clothes? Spike, bubba, I like some of your films but can I have a break from the dogma?

Looks like the shirt kuhn wore when he got arrested

This is Chip if Lamar was his real dad instead of his step dad. Why is he wearing a sailor hat and Mardi Gras beads?

The hat is one Prince gave him. The beads are because he showed his titties.

I don't know if it's the weird clothes, the angle or the goofy half smile but this really looks like Kenan Thompson doing an SNL sketch.

Whatever happened to my nigga Kel?

Kel loves orange soda and being a stereotype.

Is it true?

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He hosts a show about animals for PBS or some such.

He's on Nickelodeon on some tv show. Nigga's still around.

That makes it a black raspberry beret

S’a traditional necklace and the a headdress of my people

In a reverse, Lamar is now a guy named Brett.

Was getting ready to call this guy a washed-up hack. But saw his last movie made a huge profit, and is nominated for an Oscar. Now if you would excuse me, I am going to heat up a bucket of Hot Pockets. And watch The Whole Demented World Series for the 800th time.

Not a bad movie either. The real story is pretty crazy.

Not a bad movie either.

You're a fucking fag

For liking a movie even though I don't like Spike Lee? I find Chris Nolan to be a pretentious ass but I still like his movies.

I think you need to calm down a bit fella - it's all in good fun here. Now let's go be productive and get another hack kicked off Twitter, shall we?

Nice taking comments seriously, stupid

Nice not seeing through my act and subversion, stupid.

I'm just joshing, buddy, we're all having a laugh here as mere civilians!

Nice explaining what you're doing to me so I can appreciate it, stupid

Nice finally appreciating it, stupid.

Says the guy who got so butt hurt over an autism joke that they had to make a post on worst of.

Says the guy who made a post about a comment because you thought it was cheesy.

Ever try ignoring something?

Nice diplomacy, stupid.

sigh It's a tough one, man.

Was it about racism?

It's a pretty good movie, out of the top movies I saw this awards season, it could be my #1.

Yeah, you probably think Black Panther is oscar worthy, too.

lol no, that was just a serviceable super-hero movie.

Blackkklansman is actually really good.

Hmm... maybe I'll watch it.

Its actually dope. Surprised how good it was

What kind of Hot Pocket? I'm partial to the breakfast ones myself.

I just buy in bulk. Sometimes I don't even heat them up. It hurts my body trying to breathe.

Just lay down for a bit. You'll be fine

Your body is just telling you its nap tine

Chimp chimperson*

I want to give you Reddit gold because this made me laugh, but also so that I can then write a "Reddit is making money off of racist comments" opinion article to stir up shit.

Nice trying to be a part of something, stupid.

That would actually be funny tho

Nice setting the record straight, stupid.

Nice Stupid Name Nice_Stupid, Stupid

Oh boy.

A novelty account.

Nice disdainful pregnant pauses, stupid.

Let's be a part of, not apart from

;)

ME: buurp vurry good, i knew there was a line in there somewhere!

ME: Nice setup huh!?!?

Line of the day

I too enjoyed it when Jim said it. https://youtu.be/_xj_TCzLGaM

I guess gay minds think alike

Look at the hieroglyphs on my hat cuz... WE WAS KANGZ N SHIZNIT!!!

yes the ancient hieroglyph of a singing jehova’s witness

Fucking niggers...

Sparkling wiggle.

"The highlight of the night: I went up to Spike (at the Jeter charity event) and told him I thought you were robbed at the Oscar's for X."

I'm sure he was the first white person to tell him that, that's why Jim is in all those movies he makes!

That’s not Chip Chipperson that’s a _______________

a/n Academy Award-nominated writer and director.

Nailed him.

Nice, intelligent go-getter earning revenue.

"what's got ya hatin' whitey today?"

Basquiat was a hack

dems fightin words

Any filmmaker who casts Mos Def is shit

If basquiat is a hack then what is banksy or choe as they're derivative of him?

Why is this old jackamammy dressing like the Men on Film from In Living Color?

This is the most over rated nigger in cinematic history. Ntm that Haitian faggot i can't even think of his name, on this guys shirt, his paintings suck shit and he's only known because society needed another affirmative action case negro to deify

Basquiat was a swell fella. Movie about him is pretty good too, Jeffrey Jones and David Bowie as Warhol

That movie's great.

We knew some of the same people, and I've heard that until he became a famous junkie JMB was a great guy—but white people say that about every dreadlock dude who grifts in white world, so I've never believed it. He looked like an asshole.

I do like one of his paintings, one of the big yellow BONE ones where a dude is being x-rayed and/or electrocuted. Can't find a pic of it.

The opening narration in the movie is too true.

You mean Jeffrey Wright.

Jeffrey Jones played Ed Rooney in Ferris Bueller, Merrick in Deadwood, Emperor Joseph in Amadeus etc and turned out to be a gay pedophile.

Oh right, ol' Fat Head Jeffrey Jones. Thanks.

Yes

Chocolate Chip ass nigga

Nice nose stupid.

Spike Lee is obviously autistic but no one ever just says it.

He and the entire wu tang clan

Wi isn't autistic, it's just most of them are that shy, reserved hood niqqa, usually, whose shallow vocabulary can't keep up with their above average IQ. And then theres ODB. I should hate him on principle, but every time I see that MTV video of him taking a limo to collect his welfare check makes me laugh. Like with Trinidad James, some things are just so intrinsically ghetto that you have to marvel at their novelty.

Listen, they paved the way for an entire generation of Dragon Ball Z negroes. They are honorarily autistic. Anyone who produces beats and gets along with Quentin Taratino is autistic.

That's just Anthony Cosplaying as Chip.

Eh, Hes made a few good films, unlike Norton.

More like chocolate chip chipperson

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“Take that monkey shit off, you embarrassing us” - Pimp C

Pimp C really does not get the recognition outside of hip hop. That dude was a beast.

Was he?!?!

Yo dis nigga retarded. God be with him, no BS

This is the first Chip-related laugh I've had in months.

He looks like the kinda guy that wouldn't use the proper channels of communication to reach out to a comedy heavyweight.

Will go down as an all time goat filmmaker

“I’m the captain of this here Amistad!”

That's Spike Lee not Chip, stupid

Prrfffttt, l-looks like he was laying in in the sun too long or sumtin

Nice shirt, stupid.

God colin’s Fallon appearance was awesome

You wont find a bigger Prince fan than myself, I even used 2 type like this 2 show U I was deep b4 U were texting. I would sooner surrender to a life of labor slavery than wear clothing with a prince "love symbol" on it.

Being a Prince fan, I own multiple vinyl records featuring famous black singers posing effeminately, but at least I'm not making movies about it. Spike named a movie after a fuckin XFL Player. Just drop dead, Spike. Put more shit around your neck. He looks like one of his own fictional characters now.

he becomes obsessed with a black man and follows them with a camera and idolizes them. Jordan, Jackson, Malcolm X, He Hate Me. Funny he broke out the Prince hat after he died. Prince could have used you Spike to crawl your tiny body self up the elevator shaft and find a full size man to help bring Prince back to life. But alas we lost a multi-generational funk singer turned sassy black sarcastic aunt art teacher. Good heroes, Spike.

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Not a bad movie either.

You're a fucking fag

That movie's great.

We knew some of the same people, and I've heard that until he became a famous junkie JMB was a great guy—but white people say that about every dreadlock dude who grifts in white world, so I've never believed it. He looked like an asshole.

I do like one of his paintings, one of the big yellow BONE ones where a dude is being x-rayed and/or electrocuted. Can't find a pic of it.

The opening narration in the movie is too true.

Nice finally appreciating it, stupid.

You mean Jeffrey Wright.

Jeffrey Jones played Ed Rooney in Ferris Bueller, Merrick in Deadwood, Emperor Joseph in Amadeus etc and turned out to be a gay pedophile.