Ackhsually I am reading a book about this shit and these hunter and gatherers always moved around so their diet had more variety than what reasonable adults eat nowadays let alone an overgrown humonculus who only eats deep fried breaded processed meats and curly fries.
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1 gayjohn75 2019-01-30
I'm familiar with more primitive hominids and I still couldn't believe this was real until I confirmed
1 RBuddCumia 2019-01-30
It took me a long time to find one as ugly and dopey looking as Sam. Neanderthal’s are way too advanced looking to be compared with Samoerectus.
1 gayjohn75 2019-01-30
It's too uncanny, like the artist is trolling us.
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-01-30
It still looks better than Sam Erectus, but you did your best.
1 RBuddCumia 2019-01-30
He would have probably have been a more charming radio personality too.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-30
More sophisticated diet
1 faggotnickmullen 2019-01-30
Ackhsually I am reading a book about this shit and these hunter and gatherers always moved around so their diet had more variety than what reasonable adults eat nowadays let alone an overgrown humonculus who only eats deep fried breaded processed meats and curly fries.
1 jrepetti 2019-01-30
Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind?
1 faggotnickmullen 2019-01-30
Yes. But don't tell anyone on this sub the author is very (((problematic))).
1 comic630 2019-01-30
Ahh so homo insidious.
1 HappyGilgore 2019-01-30
goat laugh
1 bourbon-poo-poo 2019-01-30
Jesus christ LOL
1 OandAbaron 2019-01-30
God really fucked you sam Roberts With those historically bad looks and awful nasally high voice.
1 redditorsarefaggots0 2019-01-30
But God made up for it by giving him a charming personality, quick wit, and a great-sounding laugh.
1 crookedmile 2019-01-30
His poor child... 🙁
1 nhlroyalty 2019-01-30
Yeah it's a tough one, he really motherfucked him.
1 XenusWingman 2019-01-30
God's a ssssssccccuuuuummmmmmbbbbbaaaaaaggg!
1 Etc__ 2019-01-30
Uncanny
1 padre- 2019-01-30
That is so fucking funny
1 Cawdor 2019-01-30
Simian Roberts
1 JayDaKray 2019-01-30
Is that Rogans wife???
1 SaltyDog86 2019-01-30
The mouth is exactly the same HAHAH HO LEE SHIT!!
1 Jungies 2019-01-30
The eyes are wrong; he's got Ron Perlman eyes, rather than Sam's sad Harry-and-the-Henderson's eyes.
1 sprimusp 2019-01-30
This guy has life and soul in his eyes. Not accurate enough.
1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-01-30
Someone please shop Sam's matted pube beard on this thing.
1 icecap 2019-01-30
Far too good looking (and evolved) to be Sam.
1 PretzlKing 2019-01-30
Dammit! I can never tell if these pics of Sam have been photoshopped or not.
1 Newb0rn_Fleshlight 2019-01-30
Thought it was Leslie Jones for a minute
1 rillydumguy 2019-01-30
I think it's L3'4
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-30
More sophisticated diet