Who will perish first: Bob Kelly or Artie?

1  2019-01-30 by estherku

They both are at death's door. Yet Kelly has a probable heart attack coming whereas Artie can OD at any moment so its up in the air.

I personally would go with Artie but Bobby really is a wildcard and might pleasently surprise us all.

13 comments

1  Subeckk 2019-01-30

Artie seems to be invincible so I vote Bobby

1  bonniesretardsister 2019-01-30

Artie may be the morbidly obese Keith Richards if he hasn't died yet. Bobby probably has chest pains 24 hours a day so it's only a matter of timebefore he's reunited with Patrice.

1  OminousDestruction 2019-01-30

Artie's survived years of hard drug abuse and a suicide attempt. Bob keeps track of how many "fats" he's on.

1  Magicmetalknight 2019-01-30

I'm going with Artie since he has bloody brain fluid leaking from his nose at all times

1  bmfanboy 2019-01-30

You'd think Ralphie May would of woken Bobby up. He will never change, their is no hope. But I feel that Artie will end up doing at least a few years in jail, which will for force him to get sober for a little while so he can eek out another 10-15 years.

1  gayjohn75 2019-01-30

Yeah, Artie's a survivor.

1  loabaron 2019-01-30

Much like a big fat cockroach

1  cabaretcabaret 2019-01-30

Yeah prison is notoriously drug free

1  dalgriff 2019-01-30

Artie will live to be 80. Bobby is closer to the end. It's pure Luck.

1  SteakSauce66 2019-01-30

Bob Kelly’s kid will die after a full healthy life before Artie dies. Artie is a cockroach.

1  deumae 2019-01-30

They should take whatever working parts that disgusting slob has left, and keep them as spares for Bobby.

1  McGowan9 2019-01-30

Artie is German/Red Indian like fucking Rambo. That fat junkie will probably live to 2060.

1  tapetape2 2019-01-30

Does Artie have diabetes? Italians get it as easy as black people.