The furthest thing from sexy.

1  2019-01-29 by mello26

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You don't think this is a sexy picture? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

He thinks he's physically improving, he thinks the dirty jizz mop on his face has made him handsome

Sam looks like someone hit the pause button during evolution and Jim has less muscle mass than an elderly woman whose only form of physical activity was Wii bowling

Faggot McSmartglasses and Fez Wigley

Nice conehead stupid

Ron and Fez were a much better looking duo than these two...

https://www.themoviescene.co.uk/reviews/_img/3794-3.jpg

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Sam Rocking a timeless Richard Masur look

"I've been called human!"

Why the fuck would Sam not just shave his head at this point? If I were able to grow in a beard like that and were cursed with his mop and hairline up top, it would be a no-brainer.

Maybe because without it, he'd look like a garden gnome. You can easily imagine the pointed red cap in this pic thanks to the lighting.

“Exley...lose the glasses.”

Sam starting to look like a scrawny Klingon

I'm hoping Jim is standing 10 feet behind Sam in this photo otherwise he is a tiny little cocksucker.