YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE, I CAN HANG OUT WITH MY KID ANY DAY, BUT THE MCRIB COMES AROUND ONLY ONCE A YEAR, DUDE!

6  2019-01-29 by ProfessorChipperson

25 comments

You know what dude! You got your black shirt, black jacket BOOM! you're an eight ball dude

are his legs actually buckling?

It's shocking how high up his stomach is.

He's 18 months pregnant.

The elephant gestation period is about 2 years to full term so he should be sitting out an affordable butthole baby in just a few months

"If I wear dark colors and layers, people won't notice how obese I am."

Nice faggot glasses, stupid.

You know what Dave!?!? Thanks for letting me come on as my Larry Bud Melman character when I was younger and thinner dude!!

picture was posted like 2 days ago. not your fault I don't have a life though.

The hamplanet’s dyin’, Cloud.

You got your mc rib dude ,you got yer latte, boom your heart explodes

That jacket is fastened up as tight as it will go and falls 2 foot short of closing

RIP bobby :(

I don’t know what that is in his ear or how he uses it to EAT MORE FOOD but I guaranfuckingtee he somehow uses it to EAT MORE FOOD.

Nah that's just excess cream filling leaking because his body couldn't digest.

Once a year is a pretty long orbit.

He's playing a tiny venue here in Cleveland, and the tickets are on groupon. I pulled them up, larfed and then the next day the tickets were discounted.

Artie If he got his shit together.

He’s gonna go ‘no sugar, no grains’ any day now, and then he’ll be ripped Bobby again.

That’s not an AirPod, it’s a Roomba

He looks like and overstuffed ice cream cone.

Nice sleeping bag jacket, stupid

Definitely his final form

He’s turning into a circleman