Lee, you still wiping your ass with tp? Listen dawg, I got a bidet from tushy.com that leaves me so clean Jim Norton wouldn't eat it!!! you know what I'm sayin'?
I'm gonna open myself up to hate here: I'm sure Joey lies a lot but I'm inclined to believe the majority of stories about his life and crime. I grew up around criminals and none of his stories stood out to me as hard to believe. I also randomly met a younger guy from his neighborhood who gave the impression that everyone in the neighborhood knows Joey. Are there any specific stories we can probe into for bullshit?
It happens, you just had me questioning myself. Is there an Ice House Chronicles with the two of them? Because I would definitely listen to that and if you have a link that would be sweet.
And make sure you don’t call him a spic or he’ll blast ya in the mouth and the cops will high five him because in aspen it’s a felony to use (let alone even think) racial epithets that’s how “progressive” they are according to Joey.
IT WAS '87, I HAD JUST MOVED BACK TO NORTH BERGEN, JOE ROGAN... NO MONEY, NOTHING.... BUT I KNEW WHERE I BURIED A HANDGUN BEFORE I LEFT FOR BOULDER. IN THE BACKYARD OF MY MOTHER'S HOUSE, JOE ROGAN.
I WAS HAVING MY DICK SUCKED UNTIL DARK AND THEN GOT THE GUN... I ROBBED THE NEW OWNERS RIGHT THERE, DOG! THEN I TOOK A CAB TO SPANISH HARLEM AND GOT SONE QUAALUDES OF A COP, DOG!
Yea. If anything the dude sold come not did it. No junkie brats the way this guy does. A dealer does that to sell it. Tough to believe any of this guy's bs.
"I'm telling ya Joe Rogan. There was this crazy little redhead broad that I hung around with in Aspen back in the 80s. Her brother was a state trooper but he also sold a little blow on the side. He used to do lines with fuckin Jack Nicholson and Warren Beatty every time they were in town. So this broad and I would party all the time. We'd shoot heroin, she'd suck my balls and eat my ass, chains, whips, I'd eat her fuckin monkey...it was crazy Joe Rogan. And Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown would stop by and buy the coke that I got off her brother that he hadn't sold to Rip Torn. The guy was a fucking savage, he looked like that big fag who played Flash Gordon, y'know?"
I saw this lying fat fuck murder the main room at the Comedy Store harder than any other comedian I’ve ever seen there. Idk why his specials suck so bad, the one live performance I saw he fucking demolished.
He killed harder than anyone I've ever seen live. I agree with you, his specials never capture him properly. I think whoever produces his next special just needs to sneak cameras in some random shows without his knowledge.
JOHN FUCKING GOTTI, Joe Rogan. It's Boulder, Colorado 1988. I'm selling Buicks high off fuckin' coke with fag dust all over my
fuckin' cordurreys, and in walks the man himself.
He's given explanation multiple times on his podcasts. He doesn't fuck around with shit he doesn't want to do, and has signed on to do morning shows and ghosted them in the past. His reasoning is "if you don't know I hate having to go out of my way to do morning shows, I'll tell them I'll be there and leave them hanging..."
Joey is a man of will, more than most comedians in the O and A universe can say. He blows shit off with the intent of never going in the first place just to fuck over dummies who think they're worth something to performers.
I saw him open for Rogan in Atlanta in like 2004 or 5 I think, back when I was a fan of Rogan's podcast because I love drugs and he had only regurgitated his Weed/DMT rant about 12 times at that point.
Anyway, of course Rogan introduced him as the funniest man in the world or whatever and he proceeded to bomb... bad. It was extremely uncomfortable/awesome. Rogan comes back out to introduce Ari (who killed) and was like, "I promise you he's the funnest guy in the world." ....Is he?
Unfunny Junkie with a Sopranos schtick. Can't stand when he said he wouldn't help younger comedians. It's like dude you were handed a silver platter and the biggest platform in the world from Rogan, but you can't even help a young talented comic? Instead you help a lazy blob with no desire to do anything but eat in Lee?
Pathological liar and even if he wasn't, especially if he wasn't, then he should be whacked for running his big fat rat mouth. What a blabbermouth bitch if he wasn't a con artist, spoiler alert, it is.
Side not: Yes, it is extremely faggy to write "spoiler alert", but this Cuban rapist deserves lame quips and bad sarcasm. I pray he's illegal and gets deported one day.
Real talk I actually hate Joey's proud scumbag thievery. He'd talk about seeing an older woman with an envelope in the supermarket and then stealing it, he'd talk about a man having a bar mitvah or jewish wedding and getting envelopes filled with cash and then putting them away, Joey waits until the guy leaves then steals all the money.
he always make himself out to be a mastermind and then says "well if you're going to be stupid I'm not going to pass it up" uh no you're a fucking scumbag wiesel. Normal people don't meet a new dude and then act shady and announce "Well I'm leaving the house but I don't trust you in my house so you have to leave too".
He leaves out he was a scummy dude who planned to be a filthy thieving rat the second he saw someone. Normal people don't see money and rob a friends house blind and skip town over it.
He's not really guilty or contrite over his scumbagginess, he always makes it out to be smart and the people he robbed to be "dumb". Like really, he's the reason people have guards unnecessarily, most people don't think someone is THAT scummy.
What makes me laugh though is when Stanhoupe made fun of him for stealing change from his change jar. All of a sudden Joey got REAL embarrassed and defensive because it shows the real nature of his filthy dirty self, it's not cool, it's not smart it's just being as desperate and dirty as possible and being an untrustable compulsive selfish cunt.
Yea some of his stories he just says he was an asshole prick basically to everyone than justifies it as well i was a savage. It's like no bro u fucked ppl over. No one's got time to retaliate on your fat ass.
81 comments
1 JimandFred 2019-01-29
Lee, you still wiping your ass with tp? Listen dawg, I got a bidet from tushy.com that leaves me so clean Jim Norton wouldn't eat it!!! you know what I'm sayin'?
1 JuulSantana 2019-01-29
He lies more than Artie.
1 gayjohn75 2019-01-29
I'm gonna open myself up to hate here: I'm sure Joey lies a lot but I'm inclined to believe the majority of stories about his life and crime. I grew up around criminals and none of his stories stood out to me as hard to believe. I also randomly met a younger guy from his neighborhood who gave the impression that everyone in the neighborhood knows Joey. Are there any specific stories we can probe into for bullshit?
1 Superbad415 2019-01-29
Yes I agree, the biggest lie is joe rogan telling people he’s funny. Heinous.
1 letsgettropicalxx 2019-01-29
At least he still calls people faggot and cocksucker. Name 5 comics that do
1 Superbad415 2019-01-29
How about I name 5 comics who are funny, cause that’s what is was talking about stupid.
1 letsgettropicalxx 2019-01-29
Gee relax, bud. I wasn’t even disagreeing with you. Fucking spaz
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-29
Maybe its the way he delivere them makes him very hateable, fucking loud idiot
1 ChocomelTM 2019-01-29
You're more retarded than he is
1 gayjohn75 2019-01-29
Nah. Petty crime and drug use stories are hard to believe to you?
1 ChocomelTM 2019-01-29
They're all the same, just recycled.
1 TehSamurai01 2019-01-29
And he stole Doug Stanhope's coin jar.
1 theblindingape 2019-01-29
"Joey Jingles"
1 NeverBeenOnMaury 2019-01-29
Did you steal my change jar in the 90s ?
Change jar, what the fuck is a change jar ?
A jar with change in it
A change jar, what the fuck stanhope, I'm a professional thief !
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-29
That was such a great JRE episode.
1 farttater 2019-01-29
It was actually an Ice House Chronicles episode and I really miss those...
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-29
That's not from the JRE with Doug and Joey both on it?
1 farttater 2019-01-29
You’re right Episode #136. My bad.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-29
It happens, you just had me questioning myself. Is there an Ice House Chronicles with the two of them? Because I would definitely listen to that and if you have a link that would be sweet.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-01-29
SOMETHING SOMETHING DRUGS AND A MONKEY, JOE ROGAN!
1 chulathedog 2019-01-29
COPD
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-01-29
Art Bell offed himself because he couldnt handle the late stages of it. Shit is no joke.
1 sams_seed 2019-01-29
Idk i wouldn't wanna run into this guy on the mean streets of aspen colorado
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-01-29
And make sure you don’t call him a spic or he’ll blast ya in the mouth and the cops will high five him because in aspen it’s a felony to use (let alone even think) racial epithets that’s how “progressive” they are according to Joey.
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-01-29
Joey and Lee, two sacks of shit.
1 i69withmarion 2019-01-29
Was just in Cuba for a week, didn't see anyone uglier there than this man the entire time I was there.
1 JimandFred 2019-01-29
cuban girls are gorgeous.
1 GeorgeLotof 2019-01-29
Every country has great looking girls. Except black countries.
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-01-29
Why does he act italian? Do cubans act italian, is that a thing?
1 ApprilFells 2019-01-29
Because he grew up in Jersey around a bunch of wops
1 yeaaiigghhtt56 2019-01-29
Hudson County was mostly all Italian back then. Now too , really.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-01-29
IT WAS '87, I HAD JUST MOVED BACK TO NORTH BERGEN, JOE ROGAN... NO MONEY, NOTHING.... BUT I KNEW WHERE I BURIED A HANDGUN BEFORE I LEFT FOR BOULDER. IN THE BACKYARD OF MY MOTHER'S HOUSE, JOE ROGAN. I WAS HAVING MY DICK SUCKED UNTIL DARK AND THEN GOT THE GUN... I ROBBED THE NEW OWNERS RIGHT THERE, DOG! THEN I TOOK A CAB TO SPANISH HARLEM AND GOT SONE QUAALUDES OF A COP, DOG!
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-29
Yea. If anything the dude sold come not did it. No junkie brats the way this guy does. A dealer does that to sell it. Tough to believe any of this guy's bs.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-29
"I'm telling ya Joe Rogan. There was this crazy little redhead broad that I hung around with in Aspen back in the 80s. Her brother was a state trooper but he also sold a little blow on the side. He used to do lines with fuckin Jack Nicholson and Warren Beatty every time they were in town. So this broad and I would party all the time. We'd shoot heroin, she'd suck my balls and eat my ass, chains, whips, I'd eat her fuckin monkey...it was crazy Joe Rogan. And Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown would stop by and buy the coke that I got off her brother that he hadn't sold to Rip Torn. The guy was a fucking savage, he looked like that big fag who played Flash Gordon, y'know?"
1 harriswill 2019-01-29
Just missing the part where Joey filmed the whole thing in the closet but he lost the tape somehow
1 Joeydeeznuts 2019-01-29
Oh he didn’t lose it.
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-29
He's a conedy artist.
1 Loskanksfan 2019-01-29
hey puss, did she even exist?
1 jestersquall 2019-01-29
I know we’re not big on complimenting around here but that was PFG. Considering that Joey pretends to be one of those guys every day of his life
1 phza784 2019-01-29
Joey actually played big puss on the madtv Sopranos sketch
1 MrKayfabe 2019-01-29
I gotta sit down. Is that alright Joe Rogan? If I sit down?
1 Xvampireweekend31 2019-01-29
That’s fucking hilarious
1 DainBramaged1775 2019-01-29
I can’t picture his elderly fat ass grappling at a gym and doing anything other than laying down watching
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-29
I think someone said he's the same age as Rogan
1 therealstinks 2019-01-29
One thing o&a always had was he best line up of stand ups. Joe organs crew sucks ass except Tom
1 breewagoner 2019-01-29
For real, a bunch of faggots and Jews
1 Superbad415 2019-01-29
Which was pretty much onas line up of comics, but it was ok cause they were funny
1 insertclevereference 2019-01-29
Nice.
1 Xvampireweekend31 2019-01-29
Joes got Eddie bravo
1 Persianschlong 2019-01-29
this one time i'll let you ask me. this one time.
is it true?
.......no.
1 SlimWiggins 2019-01-29
Looks like Slimer from Ghostbusters
1 JobsEye 2019-01-29
He stinks and I don't like him!
1 dog236228 2019-01-29
I saw this lying fat fuck murder the main room at the Comedy Store harder than any other comedian I’ve ever seen there. Idk why his specials suck so bad, the one live performance I saw he fucking demolished.
1 Jhonopolis 2019-01-29
He killed harder than anyone I've ever seen live. I agree with you, his specials never capture him properly. I think whoever produces his next special just needs to sneak cameras in some random shows without his knowledge.
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-29
No pressure.
1 aaron91325 2019-01-29
Dippin into Nana’s stash of soy sauce I see.
1 workingonmylisp 2019-01-29
JOHN FUCKING GOTTI, Joe Rogan. It's Boulder, Colorado 1988. I'm selling Buicks high off fuckin' coke with fag dust all over my fuckin' cordurreys, and in walks the man himself.
1 Stratahoo 2019-01-29
Best thing he ever did was ghost the Jim and Sam show with no explanation or apology.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-29
Twice.
1 Stratahoo 2019-01-29
Good.
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-01-29
He's given explanation multiple times on his podcasts. He doesn't fuck around with shit he doesn't want to do, and has signed on to do morning shows and ghosted them in the past. His reasoning is "if you don't know I hate having to go out of my way to do morning shows, I'll tell them I'll be there and leave them hanging..."
Joey is a man of will, more than most comedians in the O and A universe can say. He blows shit off with the intent of never going in the first place just to fuck over dummies who think they're worth something to performers.
1 Stratahoo 2019-01-29
You don't think it's a little bit rude?
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-01-29
No, I think it's pretty funny and ballsy. In the end, Joey can sell out wherever he goes, and it's just some shitty morning show, anyways.
1 Stratahoo 2019-01-29
It can be funny and rude at the same time. I know if he ghosted me, I'd be pissed.
1 Peckas1 2019-01-29
I'm starting to like him now.
1 Joeydeeznuts 2019-01-29
He was bizzzzzy
1 Treeckosis 2019-01-29
I saw him open for Rogan in Atlanta in like 2004 or 5 I think, back when I was a fan of Rogan's podcast because I love drugs and he had only regurgitated his Weed/DMT rant about 12 times at that point. Anyway, of course Rogan introduced him as the funniest man in the world or whatever and he proceeded to bomb... bad. It was extremely uncomfortable/awesome. Rogan comes back out to introduce Ari (who killed) and was like, "I promise you he's the funnest guy in the world." ....Is he?
1 NicoretteVos 2019-01-29
I sold a track suit to Sammy “The Bull” Gravano. Not that blue one, a different blue one.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-01-29
He looks like they dredged Big Pussy out of his ocean grave.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-01-29
He talks like Bobo
1 halfwholediminished 2019-01-29
this man has a knack for fibbing
1 dalgriff 2019-01-29
Unfunny Junkie with a Sopranos schtick. Can't stand when he said he wouldn't help younger comedians. It's like dude you were handed a silver platter and the biggest platform in the world from Rogan, but you can't even help a young talented comic? Instead you help a lazy blob with no desire to do anything but eat in Lee?
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2019-01-29
Cool hairgel.
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-01-29
Pathological liar and even if he wasn't, especially if he wasn't, then he should be whacked for running his big fat rat mouth. What a blabbermouth bitch if he wasn't a con artist, spoiler alert, it is. Side not: Yes, it is extremely faggy to write "spoiler alert", but this Cuban rapist deserves lame quips and bad sarcasm. I pray he's illegal and gets deported one day.
1 JPSouthampton-v2 2019-01-29
Hope this fat spic dies
1 XenusWingman 2019-01-29
"I fucking died Joe Rogan!".
1 nice_looper_stupid 2019-01-29
Fatcula
1 deumae 2019-01-29
Looks like an old hand puppet.
1 quityourbullshit777 2019-01-29
Real talk I actually hate Joey's proud scumbag thievery. He'd talk about seeing an older woman with an envelope in the supermarket and then stealing it, he'd talk about a man having a bar mitvah or jewish wedding and getting envelopes filled with cash and then putting them away, Joey waits until the guy leaves then steals all the money.
he always make himself out to be a mastermind and then says "well if you're going to be stupid I'm not going to pass it up" uh no you're a fucking scumbag wiesel. Normal people don't meet a new dude and then act shady and announce "Well I'm leaving the house but I don't trust you in my house so you have to leave too".
He leaves out he was a scummy dude who planned to be a filthy thieving rat the second he saw someone. Normal people don't see money and rob a friends house blind and skip town over it.
He's not really guilty or contrite over his scumbagginess, he always makes it out to be smart and the people he robbed to be "dumb". Like really, he's the reason people have guards unnecessarily, most people don't think someone is THAT scummy.
What makes me laugh though is when Stanhoupe made fun of him for stealing change from his change jar. All of a sudden Joey got REAL embarrassed and defensive because it shows the real nature of his filthy dirty self, it's not cool, it's not smart it's just being as desperate and dirty as possible and being an untrustable compulsive selfish cunt.
1 Persianschlong 2019-01-29
you dont leave a (new dude) in your house alone dummy. and dont give me an 8,352 1/2 page essay of a response
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-29
Yea some of his stories he just says he was an asshole prick basically to everyone than justifies it as well i was a savage. It's like no bro u fucked ppl over. No one's got time to retaliate on your fat ass.
1 pussycreamdreamteam 2019-01-29
the only thing he was good at was being a junkie, and he gave that up.
1 Billyassman 2019-01-29
He's melting right in front of our eyes.
1 Superbad415 2019-01-29
Yes I agree, the biggest lie is joe rogan telling people he’s funny. Heinous.
1 theblindingape 2019-01-29
"Joey Jingles"
1 NeverBeenOnMaury 2019-01-29
Did you steal my change jar in the 90s ?
Change jar, what the fuck is a change jar ?
A jar with change in it
A change jar, what the fuck stanhope, I'm a professional thief !
1 letsgettropicalxx 2019-01-29
Gee relax, bud. I wasn’t even disagreeing with you. Fucking spaz
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-29
Maybe its the way he delivere them makes him very hateable, fucking loud idiot
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-29
I think someone said he's the same age as Rogan
1 ChocomelTM 2019-01-29
You're more retarded than he is