My name’s Joe Cumia. I helped my little brother with a job application once, so I’m entitled to 60k/yr from him for the rest of my life

2  2019-01-29 by RAF_SEMEN_DICK_OVENS

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Faggot

And he got a free pizza out of it too...

And he got the girl!

And Anthony got his sloppy seconds.... and married her...

He really thinks that he deserves money for his brothers radio career. Everyday people are helping others get jobs, high paying jobs. I've never heard of someone asking for a lifetime of residual pay for helping them find a gig. Joe wasn't even doing it for Anthony, he wanted to be on radio and have fame also but was too retarted for it. Anthony is a big fucking pussy for not telling his cosplaying brother to get a job and fuck off.

It's like if you help a buddy get laid and then expect to be able to fuck the chick once in a while too, wait, bad example.

Somebody said on here the other day that at best Joe deserved a one off finder's fee for introducing Ant to Opie but I don't even agree with that. Right at the start of Beige's doc Joe says himself that it was Anthony who heard of Opie's show and suggested they send in a song parody. So not only did Joe have absolutely nothing to do with the success of O&A but he wasn't even responsible for them meeting as he likes to claim.

Yup, Joe's greatest accomplishment and that which has earned him a guaranteed basic income for life is handing a song parody to a night DJ on Long Island 25 years ago.

“...never heard of someone asking (the correct word would be demanding) for a lifetime of residual pay...” That’s because there’s only one BroJoe and there’s only one man that can cosplay as all the “Legends Of Guitar” and “hundreds more...” with just a loop pedal and some hot leads “just like Eric!” Prior to Joe’s monumental godsend of a birth onto planet earth people had to actually rely on their own talents and merits as an original musician and struggle for their dreams. Then along came J.C (ironically he shares the same initials as Jesus Christ, not by mistake, of course) 2.0 with dark complexion, nigger nose and wooly hair and from that point onwards you had to be a goddamn, bonafide “fool to try and make a living playing original music.” Just take what’s already there and established!

Ant should be charging him alimony for dumping his ex on him.

Does ant really pay brother joe $60k a year for being in a band with him in the early 90s?

Yes.

that was just a bonus for ant. joe takes credit for introducing him and opie, therefore he feels entitled to a monthly check. if it wasn't for joe, there is no telling where ant would be.

Bizarro Scorch:

-No work ethic -hideously ugly girlfriend -black -no toothpick

I still dont understand what Joe supposedly did. Didnt Anthony work hvac at night and then try and get on evening radio shows to do impressions? What would Joe have to do with that?

It was Joe who wrote the parody song "gonna 'lectric shock OJ" and it was Joe who sent it in to Opie's WBAB show. Then Ant took the spotlight and Joe got comfortable on Ant's coattails and thinks he's deserving of all the credit of the success of the Opie & Anthony show.