Reasons why Anthony watched Sopranos 1/4

1  2019-01-29 by Persianschlong

24 comments

A few weeks ago I found out that Joe Pantoliano's daughter was one of the anchors on Naked News.

I don’t care for that type of journalism. I prefer my news to be weird. #PFG

I don't care for naked women. Dat's vulga.

She has a face that would make a train take a dirt road.

Is that Jeffrey Tambor getting buttfucked? What a time to be alive!

Ant is the ultimate Sopranos character:

  • sexual perversions of Ralphie
  • humor of Paulie
  • dementia of Junior
  • addiction of Chris
  • toughness of Jackie Jr
  • ethnicity of Matush

Ge prefers his women have a meadow instead of a bush.

Has a retarded brother like Uncle Junior

Hey, motherfucker. He was handsome. Like George Raft.

i always thought they were talking about ant

He’s a faaaayaaaag

And hopefully he dies like Vito.

the frammis intersects with the rammistan approximately at the patinostra

Fantasies like Vito

IT WAS A JOOOOKE!

Was on the fence on this gambit until the Matush line, lmao

He has the attractiveness of Hunter Scangarelo.

  • varsity athlete makings of Tony

He bottoms from the top.

Work that ass, you little cunt.

I had forgotten all about this scene until now. Thanks!

when I saw photos of him at JG funeral.. I still pictured this. This is why I drink.

The wet slurping sounds of Janice drilling Ralph's ass were a revoltingly hilarious touch.