Calling yourself a "survivor of suicide" is fucking retarded. Everyone that hasn't committed suicide is a survivor of it. You aren't special just because you took a couple extra sleeping pills for attention faggot.
1 2019-01-28 by Jim-sucks-shit
1 2019-01-28 by Jim-sucks-shit
55 comments
1 JimandFred 2019-01-28
Jim?
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-01-28
It's insulting to be called his name.
1 NemoDupsy 2019-01-28
Imagine failing to kill yourself. If you can't even get that right, then you should kill yourself (oh wait, you can't LOL).
1 ChocomelTM 2019-01-28
Gays are women
1 NemoDupsy 2019-01-28
Except Gays actually want to fuck me.
1 ChocomelTM 2019-01-28
Nobody wants to fuck you
1 NemoDupsy 2019-01-28
You better give her my number then.
1 ChocomelTM 2019-01-28
Tss tss
1 Bennieand 2019-01-28
True shit. Everyone wants to be a victim
1 Null__n--void 2019-01-28
The millenials started it. They also say "victim of suicide"
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-01-28
There’s at least some logic to that on a language level. The survivor thing doesn’t hold up because no one would say “homicide survivor” about a victim of an attempted murder.
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-01-28
They say "rape survivor", even though most rapists aren't murderers, and most people that are raped don't kill themselves.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-01-28
Yeah, but the “survivor” in “rape survivor” doesn’t have anything to do with if they were killed or not. One can “survive” something that isn’t fatal. I was pointing to the word suicide itself, which like homicide, denotes getting killed. A rape survivor has been raped, but a “suicide survivor” hasn’t been suicided.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-01-28
Calling rape victims "survivors" is just a code word to make them feel empowered. Because after being forcefully sodomized, the first thing that comes to mind is empowerment.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-01-28
Oh no doubt.
1 artiessobriety 2019-01-28
Big A has produced many rape victims, but no rape survivors.
1 ponyluvr69 2019-01-28
the "survivor" thing is #brave levels of pandering.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-01-28
luckily the amount of suicide I've committed has been thus far inconsequential.
1 LETS_KILL_JOE_CUMIA 2019-01-28
Nobody deserves to call themselves a suicide victim unless they either drank a gallon of bleach or shot themselves in the face and lived.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-28
I would say that Artie made a whole hearted attempt at suicide.
1 TauntTheTaint 2019-01-28
I survived cancer with their logic.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-01-28
I'm a choking survivor
1 Artie-Larger 2019-01-28
Glad you’re with us today, bro.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-01-28
I survived the flu. I have the commemorative tattoo to prove it
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-01-28
Welcome. You're among friends here, no need to be scared
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-01-28
A mozzarella stick almost took me out when I was a kid. That appetizer really tried to mother-fuck me.
1 nikolam 2019-01-28
You were supposed to chew it not try to impress your dad with your deepthroating skills.
1 ArtieKnows 2019-01-28
I'm a almost-spilled-coffee-on-my-lap-because-I-was-fawkin-loffing-so-hard survivor.
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-01-28
Also, saying you "suffer" from depression. Gay as fuck.
1 Superbad415 2019-01-28
Nice logic, stupid.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2019-01-28
Artie taught the world that some people should absolutely commit suicide. Sometimes it’s legitimately the best solution to certain problems. That’s why I get annoyed when someone hints that they’re suicidal and a bunch of strangers immediately go “No don’t do it!” Or “call this hotline!” It’s like, hold on, let the man explain his situation. Maybe he’s a gigantic piece of shit junkie. Maybe he should be dead. You don’t know; you just met him.
1 rykorotez 2019-01-28
Oh, another person who had money stolen from them by Artie for heroin money...
Artie is just a junkie, dude. His presence on this earth has no detrimental effect on your life in anyway. He's just some fuck up who can't help but get high. You don't have to follow his twitter feed, you know. There are plenty of people the world would be better off if they killed themselves, but I don't see how some failed junkie comic fits into that category.
1 sams_seed 2019-01-28
Kill yourself please
1 rykorotez 2019-01-28
You and Quatto first, cunt.
1 Skyfryer 2019-01-28
I’m tryin to figure out what you meant by Quatto then I realised. Beautiful comeback man. You took the jab while you were housing a counter uppercut, just beautiful.
1 WillyCosby 2019-01-28
Somebody's listening to Stanhope!
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2019-01-28
Artie's life could have actually been pretty cool if he was capable of getting his shit together even a little bit.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-01-28
Not to mention it's a fucking oxymoron
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-01-28
I'm a SIDS survivor
1 ChickenGoCluckCluck 2019-01-28
Were you a strong baby or terrible parent?
1 Toss__Pot 2019-01-28
... or hispanic & both
1 deumae 2019-01-28
When you think about it, he's saying "I survived myself". It's nonsense.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-01-28
Surviving Yourself is perfectly healthy, just don't exceed once a day
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1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-01-28
You're not a survivor of suicide, you're a failure at it.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-01-28
What about that guy whose face they had to Muppet back together after Judas Priest told him to shot himself?
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-01-28
I'm an autorape survivor
1 AlexMeanberg 2019-01-28
Who hurt you?
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-01-28
What a gay reddit response.
1 individual02 2019-01-28
I’m suspicious of anyone who doesn’t think about suicide constantly. It’s a sign of good problem solving skills.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-01-28
yeah, this is a good bit.
I dont see why youre not ready for a phoner on jim and sam.
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2019-01-28
I am a survivor of 9/11
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-28
One guy went to blow his head off and now has half head missing but still alive.
1 throwbenny 2019-01-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Am6TY3mFFo
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-01-28
It's insulting to be called his name.
1 rykorotez 2019-01-28
Oh, another person who had money stolen from them by Artie for heroin money...
Artie is just a junkie, dude. His presence on this earth has no detrimental effect on your life in anyway. He's just some fuck up who can't help but get high. You don't have to follow his twitter feed, you know. There are plenty of people the world would be better off if they killed themselves, but I don't see how some failed junkie comic fits into that category.
1 rykorotez 2019-01-28
You and Quatto first, cunt.
1 WillyCosby 2019-01-28
Somebody's listening to Stanhope!
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2019-01-28
Artie's life could have actually been pretty cool if he was capable of getting his shit together even a little bit.