Luis J Gomez said Nick Mullen is Alive, botched suicide attempt.

1  2019-01-28 by FlowbeeYourTits

On today's RAP. Said he didn't want to say much about it, but he's alive and 'ooof, the way he did it'.. Anyone have any news?

35 comments

1  JuulSantana 2019-01-28

Nice suicide, stupid.

1  movement23 2019-01-28

How hard is it to put a gun in your mouth or do the carbon monoxide thing? These people just want attention

1  ManbadFerrara 2019-01-28

Believe it or not something like 15 percent of gun suicides are unsuccessful, like dummy here. Carbon monoxide after a few drinks/xanaxes is much more effective.

1  NguyenLevin71 2019-01-28

Artie would walk to Cleveland for that nose.

1  PretentiousJackass 2019-01-28

Back when Nana was still hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsbWc17t21g

1  WaterFromTheWell 2019-01-28

Here's an example of another one:

http://m.tmz.com/#!2012/02/22/super-troopers-daniel-von-bargen-suicide-attempt-shot/

1  Superbad415 2019-01-28

There’s an incredibly high chance that carbon monoxide won’t kill you by make you a brain dead vegetable for the rest of your life. Quit being hack.

1  sams_seed 2019-01-28

Jacking off w a zip tie around his neck

1  idamnedit 2019-01-28

That, sir, is called the INXS.

1  sams_seed 2019-01-28

Don't misgender me or make references I don't get, please

1  idamnedit 2019-01-28

All apologies, fleshy bag of mostly water. Please provide me a single spaced, bulleted, 10pt font, list of all topics and references you are aware of. If it is less than 12 double sided pages, I will feel you haven't put enough effort into this matter.

1  iHateAllYouFucks 2019-01-28

You're trying too hard, fag.

1  Kim_Jung_pUn 2019-01-28

I don't hate Nick Mullen, but that fucking show is unlistenable.

1  FlowbeeYourTits 2019-01-28

good gawd i'm with ya... he's very talented but needs to dump StavieBaby and Adam... he's great on the GAS shows...

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-01-28

Whoever does that stupid laugh needs to go. Ive listened to maybe 15 mins total and i can see that it would be good without that constant cackle

1  Ant_Sucks 2019-01-28

The paramedics said its the 12th case of attention whoring they've seen this year

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-01-28

Jeez sounds like we're headed for an all-time high

1  movement23 2019-01-28

Taking after fellow faggot Logan Lynn

1  greygooser 2019-01-28

It’s a bit. He also said he was missing and no one could find him a week or so ago

1  FlowbeeYourTits 2019-01-28

I kinda thought it may have been... like Luis wouldn't have disclosed the attempt if it were real... but saying maybe means they found him but it was a non-thing...

1  tags33 2019-01-28

There's been multiple Cum Towns released since Luis started saying this

1  FlowbeeYourTits 2019-01-28

I think Luis said, ‘they had a few in the can’ when He started talking about this.

He’s been out for a couple of weeks? Missed RAP with Tim Dillon... made me think it was real...

1  greygooser 2019-01-28

You’re an idiot

1  FlowbeeYourTits 2019-01-28

True, idiot, no disagreement... but seriously... Mullen no-showed on RAP with Tim Dillon a couple of weeks back when he went missing... my money is on this is real...

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1  Jungies 2019-01-28

Now do Zac Amico, who (according to Luis) was urgently admitted to hospital the last time he couldn't make RAP.

1  tags33 2019-01-28

Dude he didn't go missing. I listen to Cum Town, those episodes were not in the can, they discussed recent things that happened in all of them. Also, they never pre-record unless they know one of them will be gone for an extended period.

Nick bailed on RAP, Luis was annoyed and decided to make a bit out of it.

1  FlowbeeYourTits 2019-01-28

God damn it. This sounds completely right. I don't listen to Cumtown, can't understand why everyone love it. I'm a fucking idiot.

1  little-pete-ferguson 2019-01-28

Who’s releasing them stupid? Do you think Nick would let the Bug near the upload? Do you think Stav’s fat fingers could punch a keyboard. Smarten up boy

1  John_Gulbunny 2019-01-28

Revenge for ditching RAP

1  JimandFred 2019-01-28

He must be on the boat with Dave Smith. Remember when Dave went missing?

1  FlowbeeYourTits 2019-01-28

ahhhhhhh.... got it... yep...

1  NguyenLevin71 2019-01-28

Whatever happened to Dave’s drug charges in Texas? Weren’t they threatening to put him in a cage, maaaan?

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-01-28

I thought they were rape charges?

1  TheWelfareMan 2019-01-28

Manlets...

1  ThatsSoOverrated 2019-01-28

Gotta give it to the Cumtown crew, they aren't just pretending to be gay losers to appeal to gay losers.