Hey little Jimmy can you come clean this mess up after he's done.

1  2019-01-28 by Necro1983

29 comments

She looks about as gormless as she does ugly

gormless

Nice SAT word, stupid.

It's a limey faggot word.

This is from Brazzer's new series, "I Fucked A Muppet".

Animal went trans.

She looks like Helena Bonham Carter's ape in planet of the apes.

She looks like Helena Bonham Carter's Red Queen Iracebeth in Alice Through the Looking Glass.

For research purposes I watched some of a couple of her scenes. She is awful. She doesn't look like she enjoys fucking and just looked bored and goes through the motions. 2/10.

"MMMM MMMMM THAT IS NOT MY JOB"

"Love it or hate it, don't be indifferent!" I always say.

I think she has butt implants, too. Ass looks bizarre, and she has huge manly feet.

That comparison to a crank yankers puppet is so spot on

I used to wanna fuck those puppets when I was a kid

I haven't busted a nut in about 12 days so I get hard by glancing at any object with curves. This picture does absolutely nothing for me, it's like staring into a wall.

12 days. My god my balls would’ve popped 3 days ago.

This is the true autism test

7 days in, I only want to back hand slap her.

Proud boy?

No I just like to channel that energy into arguing with people on the internet instead.

"I WANNA GO TO HAWAII - YAY!"

I bet he’d find her heavy sex breath over the phone intoxicating.

So you're saying all those dinners paid off and Jim would finally get what he's been hoping for?

Last week he admitted letting her drive drunk after they went out

He's a piece of shit, she is as ugly as a piece of shit

How embarrassing to be a grown man, abstain from drinking, and letting a drunk woman drive you.

He’s literally become The 40 Year Old Virgin. Does Jimmy not know how to drive?

He knows how to drive his pecker into a trans gentleman’s fudge tunnel.

Based on this picture, radio shows all over the country must be competing to get her on the air! What a find!

Brazzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz....

The problem is she looks a thousand times worse as soon as she takes her clothes off. Bitch should just do CFNM porn and she’d be passable.

Nice lazy eye, stupid.

I used to wanna fuck those puppets when I was a kid