He’s already tried to return it to Guitar Center. Said the finish was too shiny. He kept looking down to see his ugly head staring back at him. GC wouldn’t accept the return and told him to “put stickers on it.” Joe is currently sitting in the parking lot, crying into his hands.
Ant "Times are pretty tough nowadays man, you remember all those hundreds of thousands of dollars i gave you? You still have it right? Like, i mean, you invested it in property or stocks because maybe we'll need to rely on some of it soon"
Joe in this picture nodding smugly "hell yes i invested it, look at this guitar i got online. Now my cosplay hobby band is really gonna rock. I got a dozen more just like it to help my music career"
57 comments
1 Subeckk 2019-01-27
Ol thumb head
1 That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2019-01-27
He would put it to better use by planting flowers in it
1 mudpart2 2019-01-27
That is a nice guitar tho.
1 00110001liar 2019-01-27
word
1 johnajapanda 2019-01-27
It's a Line 6 tho, stupid.
1 SpudPeelinJoe 2019-01-27
SOA hoodie, shades indoors and his latest Chinese knock off guitar.
This guy means business.
1 Thedude4724 2019-01-27
He’s already tried to return it to Guitar Center. Said the finish was too shiny. He kept looking down to see his ugly head staring back at him. GC wouldn’t accept the return and told him to “put stickers on it.” Joe is currently sitting in the parking lot, crying into his hands.
1 TheElDan 2019-01-27
Because he can’t afford stickers until he gets his next allowance.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-27
This is him in his twilight years. Imagine how stupid he was in high school.
1 deumae 2019-01-27
I wonder what they called him behind his back. Maybe there's a reunion page with a contact form.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-27
Since it was the 1950s and Long Island hasn't produced a decent wordsmith since Walt Whitman, I would guess it was the prosaic "Joe Jerkoff."
1 Jungies 2019-01-27
Six letters, starts with "N".
1 just_lou 2019-01-27
Didn't he drop out like his brother?
1 McGowan9 2019-01-27
No doubt.
1 Gainsgoham 2019-01-27
he could honestly pass as retarded in this pic
1 ohmycawd 2019-01-27
what d’ya mean “pass as?”
1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-01-27
Nice Chinese Fendel, stupid.
1 ActualHeatbag 2019-01-27
Just like eric
1 Thedude4724 2019-01-27
He’s got an EC WAS HERE tattoo above his buttcrack.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-27
Nagel, maybe
1 ProfessorChipperson 2019-01-27
A variax? Joe must have really bled Nana dry for his allowance this month .
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-01-27
It’s a Chinese ripoff
1 ObviousBob 2019-01-27
Nice Bobo sunglasses faggot
1 pomegranate2012 2019-01-27
A lot of people in the 50s suddenly become successful rock musicians in fact.
Not a young man's game.
1 Opesterino 2019-01-27
50s? this fucker is pushing 70
1 pomegranate2012 2019-01-27
70? more like.... 73!
1 TheElDan 2019-01-27
You stay the hell outta this and stir that sauce!
1 Persianschlong 2019-01-27
That hoodie that fuckin hoodie
1 deumae 2019-01-27
Especially with that badly shaven dome.
1 deenge 2019-01-27
Line 6
1 johnajapanda 2019-01-27
To go with his Digitech.
1 egates09 2019-01-27
just like Eric right?
1 hard_to_explain 2019-01-27
The only bad Digitech pedals are the distortion pedals. Especially the metal master.
1 db111 2019-01-27
Old 80's guys and adolescents fucking LOVE Line 6.
1 ChickenGoCluckCluck 2019-01-27
I didn’t fuck with Line 6 until they were bought by Yamaha and created the Helix. Only people like Joe would show off a POD.
1 ForgetAboutKyleXY 2019-01-27
All of his brother's money in the world and this dumb fuck uses a shitty modeler
1 chulathedog 2019-01-27
Nice china cabinet, boomer
1 Opesterino 2019-01-27
Brother Joe is by far the biggest nigger I know.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-27
He used to hang around the lounge & play guitar. Everybody loved Stacks.
1 TheElDan 2019-01-27
“You’ll be late to your own fuckin funeral. -the principal at Layla’s school
1 Intricateentity 2019-01-27
His little brother buys him some cool stuff
1 lowend73 2019-01-27
If Joe used those knock offs for practice, I would understand. Hell, even if you do have gigs, and don't have the actual money.
But, he is a "working" musician. There is no reason to not spend money on an actual instrument and have some pride.
1 johnajapanda 2019-01-27
He has a whole collection of Chinese ripoffs now. This one, the white falcon Gretsch, thr Jimmy Hendrix signature Strat, and counting.
1 lowend73 2019-01-27
Oh Joe
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-01-27
Ant "Times are pretty tough nowadays man, you remember all those hundreds of thousands of dollars i gave you? You still have it right? Like, i mean, you invested it in property or stocks because maybe we'll need to rely on some of it soon"
Joe in this picture nodding smugly "hell yes i invested it, look at this guitar i got online. Now my cosplay hobby band is really gonna rock. I got a dozen more just like it to help my music career"
1 TheElDan 2019-01-27
....but can I get 40 dollar for a new pair of Forrest Gump New Balances?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-27
200 dollar knock off of an actual PRS
1 johnajapanda 2019-01-27
The headstock shape isn't that of a PRS. It's most likely a Line 6 Variax.
1 TheElDan 2019-01-27
I wish he’d smash that thing through the fucking ceiling. Ant would probably come over and try to fix it himself to save some cash.
1 lowend73 2019-01-27
Okay
1 TheElDan 2019-01-27
I wish he’d smash that thing through the fucking ceiling. Ant would probably come over and try to fix it himself to save some cash.
1 lowend73 2019-01-27
Allright
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-01-27
He polished it with child spit.
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1 Glorious-hole 2019-01-27
Wait what he ain’t a fourteen year boy transsexual who needs tits.
1 Jungies 2019-01-27
I'm assuming his hand is indicating how far up his ass he can shove that thing.
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2019-01-27
How about he just gets a Strat and a Fender Deluxe Reverb, like a real musician.
1 TheElDan 2019-01-27
....but can I get 40 dollar for a new pair of Forrest Gump New Balances?