Him and John Travolta are around the same age, and are both closeted Wop-Fags. We round out the group with Jay Mohr and Patty T. (who will be brutally gangraped on a Foosball table at the end of the second act to heighten the drama). They travel our great country going from bathhouse to gaybar, singing karaoke and hating the blacks and Jews. It basically writes itself.