"Yeah but like [pulls mic closer] I really think that if you, a man, fisted my ass it would be great. There's a video of Bryan Callen fisting me two years ago. Jamie, can you pull that up?"

1  2019-01-27 by Greeced_Lightning

5 comments

Oh, that'll get us pulled off youtube?

Jamie pull yourself out

Joe Rogan......is gay.

Look, taking a fist up your ass doesn’t make you gay. I’m certainly not gay but when you think about it... when you think about the vastness of space, when you think about the fact that we live on a spinning rock that circles around one star out of billions in our galaxy alone, and that at any moment some unseen space rock that’s ten or a hundred times our size, hurdling through the cosmos, could take us out in an instant and the universe wouldn’t even notice, it really make our silly concepts of “gay” or “straight” kinda irrelevant, don’t you think. It’s really a miracle that we’re here and life is such a strange & wondrous thing, that why wouldn’t you want to experience everything, up to and including a fist in my ass. Young Jaime, where’s the lube?

This reads like a high end Tarantino dialogue.