What do you guys think is the most culture Joe Cumia’s ever gotten?

1  2019-01-26 by graemelloydforever

Just curious how a man can be 60 years old and have accrued so little wisdom. For example, do you think he’s ever been to an play? A museum? Do you think he’s left the country to go anywhere other than Tijuana? Has he even read a fucking book?

30 comments

1  movement23 2019-01-26

something something bacterial culture

1  call_me_winston 2019-01-26

dont ruin it for faggots who actually wrote a joke dummy

1  movement23 2019-01-26

The alternative would have been to write my own joke but I deemed it hacky material

1  call_me_winston 2019-01-26

if you just automatic downvoted me im gonna do things to you

1  movement23 2019-01-26

makes sense. these internet points are really meaningful

1  call_me_winston 2019-01-26

arent you the dork i told to call me sir then you nonironically called me 'nigga'

1  movement23 2019-01-26

I have no idea. You take this shit way too seriously

1  call_me_winston 2019-01-26

yeah i forgot its saturday night when all the hacks come out to stink

1  WhereTheShitComesOut 2019-01-26

Where's the joke that you wrote, or are you one of those faggots who complains but doesn't do shit?

1  call_me_winston 2019-01-26

no im keeping it now

1  WhereTheShitComesOut 2019-01-26

We don't get the elusive u/call_me_winston culture joke now? Thank you for saving us from that stinker.

1  call_me_winston 2019-01-26

it was about how mixing poop from several different dicks creates a nice petri dish anus but i only had 90 seconds before a kid yelled out the punchline

1  WhereTheShitComesOut 2019-01-26

Yeah, you should of kept it.

1  call_me_winston 2019-01-26

no you're right i know better than to post on big gay saturday

1  debonairgarbage 2019-01-26

you not only write jokes for the internet but you're worried that someone might ruin that experience for you?

1  Midian9876 2019-01-26

Probably gang raped outside of Big Apple Ranch

1  Phkna1 2019-01-26

When an Asian boy came in his eye after eating curry.

1  DeathChron 2019-01-26

Joe has more culture in his SOA pinky ring then we have combined.

1  jackpower76 2019-01-26

He had french toast once

1  BlueBash 2019-01-26

Except he called it freedom toast

1  throwawawyy2 2019-01-26

French kissed his dad once too

1  Chainer 2019-01-26

Chinese buffet.

1  WaterFromTheWell 2019-01-26

There's a actually a picture of Joe Cumia about to see a Broadway play with Pat Dixon. BroJoe, surprise surprise, is dressed in a hoodie.

I don't feel like finding it so just take my word on it.

1  graemelloydforever 2019-01-26

Musicals don’t count.

1  WaterFromTheWell 2019-01-26

Now I want to find it to see what they saw. It couldn't have been anything good.

1  J-Bradley1 2019-01-26

He probably went to Taco Bell once, and read some of the items on the Menu

1  absultedpr 2019-01-26

Samcro Joe has culture coming out of his ass

1  CervixWithASmile 2019-01-26

Joe is a cultural anomaly unto himself. An immigrant with dark moorish features clearly from a region in the Mediterranean, assumes the American Heartland Ted Nugent no step on snek/Biker persona, all while having the closet bedside manner of Freddie Mercury and the man who directed his Biopic. Very curious character profile.

1  jjoharanyc1 2019-01-26

He ate yogurt once.

1  obscurity-for-all 2019-01-26

When the faggot goes to Epcot.