I got shitfaced from her smells

1  2019-01-26 by Kim_Jung_pUn

24 comments

I just realised this guy looks like Patton.

You're supposed to call them ladies now. We had training at Panera Bread. They also said I would get fired if I keep filing HR complaints that say my manager is a cunt. But she is and they won't tell me why I can't report the truth. I think corporate policy is pro-cunt.

Can someone call Mell to straighten out this guy's manager?

I pity the man she blows with that thin, hard mouth as he stares into her beady yellow eyes. I never should have got fired from WalMart. They let me work with a retard and he was a real team player.

They let you work with a tard?

I have limited skills.

Looks like an older Dan Schneider to me.

the pride of canada

Canada has never produced anything worthy of pride.

Poutine

We produced Norm MacDonald, John Candy, Wayne Gretzky, and Trailer Park Boys. Not a long list but it's solid.

Who in the civilized world gives a single fuck about hockey

Anyone who isn't black

Also we have Robert Pickton, the pig farmer who would murder prostitutes and mix their dismembered remains with the remains of pigs

Hold out your hand...you just bought a crackin' MG.

A gentle child's jawline

If you poop in a soda can you can squash it through the little hole.

Kill it with fire.

Age?

The old guy in the tv screen behind him also got a whiff.

This freak actually gets fucked by her host family. He tries to portray the relationship as innocent, but the old man who is his "dad" actually fucks him in the ass.

The only 6 year old girl that looks like she takes cheesesteak and whiskey shits

Mam O Mam.