5'4 110lbs, skinny fat with moobs, liver spots on head, oddly shaped head, no chin, bug eyes, spastic arm movements. These are just some of the physical details that should lure in the hot 23 year old NYC models, not to mention his shit personality and interests.
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1 ART-CORNEY 2019-01-26
Egg Whites,Cold Brew and edging are not going to slow the reaper. Fucking engage / impregnate Mary Jean and get it over with Already!
1 Kurt_Love 2019-01-26
5'4 110lbs, skinny fat with moobs, liver spots on head, oddly shaped head, no chin, bug eyes, spastic arm movements. These are just some of the physical details that should lure in the hot 23 year old NYC models, not to mention his shit personality and interests.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-01-26
And by the way I dont drink or do drugs.
1 shimshammcgraw 2019-01-26
Or anything remotely fun. And i will always be grumpy due to my sleep cycle being annihilated by edging.
1 ART-CORNEY 2019-01-26
Sober for 40 years, last drink I had when I was a teenager and Reagan was running for re-election.... Still go to meetings.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-26
Why the shit do you still need meetings when youve not touched anything for 40 years?
1 ART-CORNEY 2019-01-26
Don't forget the manic BLINKING!
1 individual02 2019-01-26
It’s a shame he’ll never be able to teach his kids how to shoot thick loads over a magazine cutout of Dolph Lundgren