Average /r/O&A subscriber.

1  2019-01-26 by jd-art

55 comments

hell yeah brothaman.

False.

We're better looking, taller, and our cocks are fatter.

Ti na sou po

Just like Guy Compton (linger-longer!).

Polyester Pete.

My fingers are fatter than that guy.

Do you have a special typing wand?

I hear that guy’s ass has its own congressman

If you remain calm, I'll give you a garbage bag full of popcorn.

hey fatty I got a movie for you. A fridge too far.

I was myself with a rag on a stick

Needs 3d anabolic shoulders

The Joe DeRosa special

I don’t wear my waist that high and prefer the Hawes and Curtis look because I’m old enough to resist the (hopefully soon fading) overly-skinny fit, but sure. This is about right. What of it?

With you on the waist. But honestly I dig the slim fit.

There's a line to walk. My tailor makes my suits with a nice taper and my Dad would call it a slim fit, but it isn't nearly as Italian as the popularized stuff in magazines. I think that trend is fading anyway.

Well I hope when your dad dies you'll have already ignored him for years and have so little reaction to the news of his passing that you don't even stop ordering your bud light at the bar and just nod like yup for such a derogatory slight as saying youbwear slim fit

I don’t drink bud light, so I can’t imagine this narrative playing out.

Get fired from one of the biggest radio shows in history and let’s see if you start drinking some Bud Light and taking some Xanax. You know, like normal people.

I'll consider it, but I can't make any promises.

*and raping children, doxxing the few fans you have left, and double down on the racist shit even at a roast since its worked out so well

But of course! All part of the Cumia Master Plan.

I wish I could pull it off. I like fitted but not skinny. It just doesn’t feel right. You wanna make out and stuff?

Hahahahaha

Thanks babe, we try hard to make you laugh here

Some day :(

I have to admit, I wore a suit similar fitting to that last night. Wifes work xmas party. Didnt want to, and I was by far the most over dressed person there.

Any company that runs their Christmas party in late January are a bunch of fucking assholes. I used to work for one that did the same goddamn thing.

I understand running it after xmas, because people have enough obligations around xmas, but it's almost fucking February now. I'll call them assholes in the privacy of my house, but their pay and benefits are fuckin outstanding.

With mine I think it's because they had a decent amount of holiday temp workers and don't want to pay for them to eat and drink for free, so they wait until after they shitcan all of them to spend money on a company party.

I'd do the same thing

They'd hand out our bonuses at the party which of course makes for the best Xmas party ever even on years that didnt have open bar.

It made the party so much more worth going to. Especially when every year it was more. So I'd be disappointed having to wait an entire extra month at least and be much less in the holiday spirit.

You dont have to wait for the party for a bonus do you?

Christmas, or any office parties for that matter fucking suck. I don't want to party with the people that I barely want to be around during the week.

Halfway to a fucking Easter party by now.

UHHH-FENDED some people

Why are you dressed like that in the middle of a field, stupid.

A wedding gone foggy stupid

No need to show us your edging pic sir.

Show us the median you piece of shit

I hope Sam finds the median with his speeding car.

What cheesy suit.

Hey that’s me?!

This is true

I look better than this

Yeah right, I’d never be stupid enough to get married

Id say the Farley overdose pic sums us up

Fake News.

That's what the average O&A subscriber jerks off to.

Nice wool-free, synthetic blend and a funeral tie, stupid.

Looks just like me except with less beard and whiteness

This guy can’t see his penis either?

that guy looks Turkish to me.

I’m not lying. This is pretty much what I look like

My spitting image.

That's not a Panera Bread uniform.

Also: the fact that you searched for this image makes you gay