The picture of health

1  2019-01-26 by sussoutthemoon

85 comments

LOLZ

DAT'S INSENSITIVE BABE! CUT DAT PART OUT!

What the fuck is up Artie's nose?

a chick, salt shaker, etc...

COCAINE HAMBERGERS

A Jew broad on her period

Why doesn't she get a vampire to suck it out?

When he snorts coke/heroin it irritates it, and it re-inflates.

Why doesn't the idiot get prescription pills instead?

He's killing himself slowly, on purpose, for attention. That's always been his bit.

Could you imagine the logistical nightmare of getting drugs up that thing and still attempting?

I don't understand why he hasn't switched to some other ROA. I'm guessing he is too fat to inject, plus he is probably the type of junkie that thinks he is far above other junkies because he doesn't use a needle. He should be putting it up his ass at least.

he probably think "hurr durr it makes me gay im putting stuff in my asshole lol" even though boofing is literally the most superior way of ingesting drugs

It's his body trying to stop him from doing drugs.

God damn that looks painful

Artie doesn't look good, either.

dude needs some afrin

Yeah he should take some type of opiate for the pain...

Honestly would not be surprised if this is a real pic

The only thing I'll remember about Artie Dudes a washed up loser, but at least he knows he wasted his life.

True, but unfortunately HE still thinks hes better than 95% of the population because of the money and fame.

Unfortunately HE think he is better THAN 95% of THE population because OF the money and FAME

Hashtag Chinese Stratocaste

What the FUCK? Now he doesn't even bother to wipe his nose when he's looking directly into a camera for a pic? This is fucking disgusting.

Who thought posting this picture on the internet was a good idea?

Apparently a photography company thought they got some good shots:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtFTqOBAqGT/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtFNRbwAYhO/

These are the real good ones

I don't understand why he's not injecting the drugs at this point. That cant feel good.

exactly. stupid cunt could be getting way more high and his nose wouldn't fall off his face. he would be more likely to overdose too which is another positive. the burn when he snorts must be unbearable.

So he can tell himself every night “Hey, Art, forget what they’re sayin, you don’t shoot up, you ain’t no junkie, you just like the way it smells WHEEEEEEEEZZZE.”

This isn't right. Last time I saw a nose like this was on Chris Farley's dead body.

My favorite part is the Instagram doesn’t even acknowledge it.

He should put the Babe pig nose back on

Just put this junkie down already

This hurts my heart. When I met Artie in 2014 I was able to hang out back stage with him in his dressing room with a few others. His assistant advised that there here were strict rules that we couldn’t have been drinking or drunk around him. He was the sweetest man and he was obviously very clean.

I can’t believe that this is what has become of him.

obviously very clean

Come oooooooon

he meant he washed before the show.

Come oooooooooon

Not "sad" when a grown-ass man foregoes EVERY avenue of help just to selfishly get high. Hope he dies before he can hurt his mom or others more.

grown ass-man foregoes


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

Is there no way a mod can stop these fucking bots from polluting our poetic eddas?

REMINDER: Randall's wife's tits are rotting off from cancer and I couldn't be happier about it.

DAT'S MEAN-SPURRITED ASUMPTIN BABE

It is, but if they don’t want to be exposed to abuse then they shouldn’t spam their fucking bot all over Reddit.

Seriously, how come if a human posts unrelated shit in a sub they aren’t established in, they get banned for brigading, but it’s okay to program a bot to do the same thing?

Bots should be treated as spam, unless explicitly allowed by the mods of individual subreddits.

Anyway, Randall Munroe is a nigger.

Shit on Artie all you want but don't act like you're looking out for his family by wishing him dead you anti-social creep.

Great point

We happen to fuck on the regular

I'll take your word for it but he sounds like a gigantic asshole.

I hate weak fucks like that. "No one can drink/smoke/whatever around me because I have 'a problem'" Get some fucking backbone, you weak cunt.

I agree. I struggle heartily with alcoholism, but I would never demand others to do whatever I do. They aren't the same with me, their problem is different from mine, so to make those demands would be, excuse my French here, but that would be somewhat uncouth.

I agree wholeheartedly but please don't use profanity again.

I get what you’re saying but he was clean and articulate and looked so handsome. That was helping him. After he got rid of that assistant...he went down hill. The new assistant he’s got scores for him.

That’s why stuttering John calls him an enabler.

Die already.

Jesus, did he get a nose piece?

Jesus christ what a mess.

Why are they in a daycare

Picking up chicks.

Good God Dice looks old

He's a 60 year old Jew who's smoked heavily most of his life. He should look worse.

is he snorting jelly now?

People more successful at improving their health than Joe Cumia 1/??????

Artie must smell like pus and dirty pennies.

cinderella and the magic pumpkin chariot (played by artie's nose)

Good Ol' delusional dago charm.

Looks good to me!

Artie nose a thing or two about a thing or two

And people said "Drug Court is Bullshit.....Artie will continue getting the special treatment he's received his entire adult life.....and he'll keep using til he dies"

Well. Don't those people look like a bunch of stupid idiots.

Judges in drug court are apparently hired based on their spinelessness.

Drug court for the average person is a trap. Artie is clearly getting very special treatment.

For fucks sake. He should be in a hospice right now.

What the fuck

This honestly might be worse than ol herpetic lip wigger boy

so i guess he's just leaning into having shitty homeless people clothes

He's just a walking infection at this point. If Artie makes it to 2020, I am truly surprised.

And nobody could tell him to wipe his fucking nose? Stop babying this fucking shithead.

"At least I'm not shooting up like a real junkie!"

First it was funny, then it got sad. Then it was funny again, then it was “who fucking cares about this walking corpse anymore “. Now it’s back to being funny

I can't feel the least bit sorry for this junkie asshole. Your nose is rotting off of your face and you just. keep. doing. it. And he's had hundreds of thousands of dollars and every opportunity thrown at him to fix his shit. He doesn't care and seemingly wants to die. Good, let him.

This man's soul no longer belongs to him.

Is that an Elvis/Dice impersonator?

It’s just a race to see who gets “the last known photo” prize at this point.

I'm no junkie, but wouldn't Artie save a shit-ton of money by switching to needles? Somebody give me a rough $$$ estimate per year. Please. :)

Wow

Get him some shrimp,to stop the bleeding.

I wish he would hurry up and stop being alive.

He's killing himself slowly, on purpose, for attention. That's always been his bit.