I don't understand why he hasn't switched to some other ROA. I'm guessing he is too fat to inject, plus he is probably the type of junkie that thinks he is far above other junkies because he doesn't use a needle. He should be putting it up his ass at least.
he probably think "hurr durr it makes me gay im putting stuff in my asshole lol" even though boofing is literally the most superior way of ingesting drugs
exactly. stupid cunt could be getting way more high and his nose wouldn't fall off his face. he would be more likely to overdose too which is another positive. the burn when he snorts must be unbearable.
So he can tell himself every night “Hey, Art, forget what they’re sayin, you don’t shoot up, you ain’t no junkie, you just like the way it smells WHEEEEEEEEZZZE.”
This hurts my heart. When I met Artie in 2014 I was able to hang out back stage with him in his dressing room with a few others. His assistant advised that there here were strict rules that we couldn’t have been drinking or drunk around him. He was the sweetest man and he was obviously very clean.
I can’t believe that this is what has become of him.
It is, but if they don’t want to be exposed to abuse then they shouldn’t spam their fucking bot all over Reddit.
Seriously, how come if a human posts unrelated shit in a sub they aren’t established in, they get banned for brigading, but it’s okay to program a bot to do the same thing?
Bots should be treated as spam, unless explicitly allowed by the mods of individual subreddits.
I agree. I struggle heartily with alcoholism, but I would never demand others to do whatever I do. They aren't the same with me, their problem is different from mine, so to make those demands would be, excuse my French here, but that would be somewhat uncouth.
I get what you’re saying but he was clean and articulate and looked so handsome. That was helping him. After he got rid of that assistant...he went down hill. The new assistant he’s got scores for him.
And people said "Drug Court is Bullshit.....Artie will continue getting the special treatment he's received his entire adult life.....and he'll keep using til he dies"
Well. Don't those people look like a bunch of stupid idiots.
First it was funny, then it got sad. Then it was funny again, then it was “who fucking cares about this walking corpse anymore “. Now it’s back to being funny
I can't feel the least bit sorry for this junkie asshole. Your nose is rotting off of your face and you just. keep. doing. it. And he's had hundreds of thousands of dollars and every opportunity thrown at him to fix his shit. He doesn't care and seemingly wants to die. Good, let him.
85 comments
1 nomobjustice 2019-01-26
LOLZ
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-26
DAT'S INSENSITIVE BABE! CUT DAT PART OUT!
1 JamesLarvaNorton 2019-01-26
What the fuck is up Artie's nose?
1 ponyluvr69 2019-01-26
a chick, salt shaker, etc...
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-26
COCAINE HAMBERGERS
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-01-26
A Jew broad on her period
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-26
Why doesn't she get a vampire to suck it out?
1 Jungies 2019-01-26
When he snorts coke/heroin it irritates it, and it re-inflates.
1 deumae 2019-01-26
Why doesn't the idiot get prescription pills instead?
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-26
He's killing himself slowly, on purpose, for attention. That's always been his bit.
1 NeverBeenOnMaury 2019-01-26
Could you imagine the logistical nightmare of getting drugs up that thing and still attempting?
1 Killgore 2019-01-26
I don't understand why he hasn't switched to some other ROA. I'm guessing he is too fat to inject, plus he is probably the type of junkie that thinks he is far above other junkies because he doesn't use a needle. He should be putting it up his ass at least.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-01-26
he probably think "hurr durr it makes me gay im putting stuff in my asshole lol" even though boofing is literally the most superior way of ingesting drugs
1 NeverBeenOnMaury 2019-01-26
It's his body trying to stop him from doing drugs.
1 Moveinslience 2019-01-26
God damn that looks painful
1 Touch_Of_Red 2019-01-26
Artie doesn't look good, either.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-01-26
dude needs some afrin
1 racemic_mixture 2019-01-26
Yeah he should take some type of opiate for the pain...
1 AnthonyDLC 2019-01-26
Honestly would not be surprised if this is a real pic
1 sussoutthemoon 2019-01-26
It's totally real https://www.instagram.com/p/BtFIjOcH6V9/
1 spacefairies 2019-01-26
The only thing I'll remember about Artie Dudes a washed up loser, but at least he knows he wasted his life.
1 frontbottombm 2019-01-26
True, but unfortunately HE still thinks hes better than 95% of the population because of the money and fame.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-26
Unfortunately HE think he is better THAN 95% of THE population because OF the money and FAME
Hashtag Chinese Stratocaste
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-01-26
What the FUCK? Now he doesn't even bother to wipe his nose when he's looking directly into a camera for a pic? This is fucking disgusting.
1 IceBoxChamberlain 2019-01-26
Who thought posting this picture on the internet was a good idea?
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-01-26
Apparently a photography company thought they got some good shots:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtFTqOBAqGT/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtFNRbwAYhO/
1 dog236228 2019-01-26
These are the real good ones
1 frontbottombm 2019-01-26
I don't understand why he's not injecting the drugs at this point. That cant feel good.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-01-26
exactly. stupid cunt could be getting way more high and his nose wouldn't fall off his face. he would be more likely to overdose too which is another positive. the burn when he snorts must be unbearable.
1 TheElDan 2019-01-26
So he can tell himself every night “Hey, Art, forget what they’re sayin, you don’t shoot up, you ain’t no junkie, you just like the way it smells WHEEEEEEEEZZZE.”
1 ObsiArmyBest 2019-01-26
This isn't right. Last time I saw a nose like this was on Chris Farley's dead body.
1 RBuddCumia 2019-01-26
My favorite part is the Instagram doesn’t even acknowledge it.
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-01-26
He should put the Babe pig nose back on
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-01-26
Just put this junkie down already
1 LaLaLaLoey 2019-01-26
This hurts my heart. When I met Artie in 2014 I was able to hang out back stage with him in his dressing room with a few others. His assistant advised that there here were strict rules that we couldn’t have been drinking or drunk around him. He was the sweetest man and he was obviously very clean.
I can’t believe that this is what has become of him.
1 JMueller2012 2019-01-26
Come oooooooon
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-01-26
he meant he washed before the show.
1 JMueller2012 2019-01-26
Come oooooooooon
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-26
Not "sad" when a grown-ass man foregoes EVERY avenue of help just to selfishly get high. Hope he dies before he can hurt his mom or others more.
1 auto-xkcd37 2019-01-26
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-26
Is there no way a mod can stop these fucking bots from polluting our poetic eddas?
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2019-01-26
REMINDER: Randall's wife's tits are rotting off from cancer and I couldn't be happier about it.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-26
DAT'S MEAN-SPURRITED ASUMPTIN BABE
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2019-01-26
It is, but if they don’t want to be exposed to abuse then they shouldn’t spam their fucking bot all over Reddit.
Seriously, how come if a human posts unrelated shit in a sub they aren’t established in, they get banned for brigading, but it’s okay to program a bot to do the same thing?
Bots should be treated as spam, unless explicitly allowed by the mods of individual subreddits.
Anyway, Randall Munroe is a nigger.
1 PresidentJonStewart 2019-01-26
Shit on Artie all you want but don't act like you're looking out for his family by wishing him dead you anti-social creep.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-26
Great point
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-26
We happen to fuck on the regular
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2019-01-26
I'll take your word for it but he sounds like a gigantic asshole.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-26
I hate weak fucks like that. "No one can drink/smoke/whatever around me because I have 'a problem'" Get some fucking backbone, you weak cunt.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-26
I agree. I struggle heartily with alcoholism, but I would never demand others to do whatever I do. They aren't the same with me, their problem is different from mine, so to make those demands would be, excuse my French here, but that would be somewhat uncouth.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-26
I agree wholeheartedly but please don't use profanity again.
1 LaLaLaLoey 2019-01-26
I get what you’re saying but he was clean and articulate and looked so handsome. That was helping him. After he got rid of that assistant...he went down hill. The new assistant he’s got scores for him.
That’s why stuttering John calls him an enabler.
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-01-26
Die already.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-01-26
Jesus, did he get a nose piece?
1 betadrome 2019-01-26
Jesus christ what a mess.
1 DeathChron 2019-01-26
Why are they in a daycare
1 Burnin_Embers 2019-01-26
Picking up chicks.
1 SandyKanesHemorrhoid 2019-01-26
Good God Dice looks old
1 McGowan9 2019-01-26
He's a 60 year old Jew who's smoked heavily most of his life. He should look worse.
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-01-26
is he snorting jelly now?
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-01-26
People more successful at improving their health than Joe Cumia 1/??????
1 GreekIsExtra 2019-01-26
Artie must smell like pus and dirty pennies.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-01-26
cinderella and the magic pumpkin chariot (played by artie's nose)
1 opestersmammarydrip 2019-01-26
Good Ol' delusional dago charm.
1 cbanks420lol 2019-01-26
Looks good to me!
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-26
Artie nose a thing or two about a thing or two
1 DryTeeth 2019-01-26
And people said "Drug Court is Bullshit.....Artie will continue getting the special treatment he's received his entire adult life.....and he'll keep using til he dies"
Well. Don't those people look like a bunch of stupid idiots.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2019-01-26
Judges in drug court are apparently hired based on their spinelessness.
1 Killgore 2019-01-26
Drug court for the average person is a trap. Artie is clearly getting very special treatment.
1 all_copacetic 2019-01-26
For fucks sake. He should be in a hospice right now.
1 Anarox 2019-01-26
What the fuck
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-01-26
This honestly might be worse than ol herpetic lip wigger boy
1 TriangleDimes 2019-01-26
so i guess he's just leaning into having shitty homeless people clothes
1 Anuskasvo 2019-01-26
He's just a walking infection at this point. If Artie makes it to 2020, I am truly surprised.
1 ronsumbrella 2019-01-26
And nobody could tell him to wipe his fucking nose? Stop babying this fucking shithead.
1 AxelSpott 2019-01-26
"At least I'm not shooting up like a real junkie!"
1 toasteroven26 2019-01-26
First it was funny, then it got sad. Then it was funny again, then it was “who fucking cares about this walking corpse anymore “. Now it’s back to being funny
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-01-26
I can't feel the least bit sorry for this junkie asshole. Your nose is rotting off of your face and you just. keep. doing. it. And he's had hundreds of thousands of dollars and every opportunity thrown at him to fix his shit. He doesn't care and seemingly wants to die. Good, let him.
1 frontbottombm 2019-01-26
This man's soul no longer belongs to him.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-01-26
Is that an Elvis/Dice impersonator?
1 Abarf 2019-01-26
It’s just a race to see who gets “the last known photo” prize at this point.
1 kingship75 2019-01-26
I'm no junkie, but wouldn't Artie save a shit-ton of money by switching to needles? Somebody give me a rough $$$ estimate per year. Please. :)
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2019-01-26
Wow
1 Billyassman 2019-01-26
Get him some shrimp,to stop the bleeding.
1 Chaddox710 2019-01-26
I wish he would hurry up and stop being alive.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-26
He's killing himself slowly, on purpose, for attention. That's always been his bit.