HAHAHAA HOLY SHIT

I like this book descriptiion:

" A motley crew of aliens and one human runaway girl named Firstname Lastname run around the galaxy stealing back starships from the interplanetary 1%. "

Even in space you can't escape his college girl politics.

That can't be fucking real. I'm sure the aliens and white girl leave the fat white boy after becoming pregnant.

Yeah it's clearly a racial cuck thing. Didn't his fat girlfriend leave him recently?

I remember my next book coming out, another book sale about to be announced, and my first television appearance incoming.

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I remember being more than all of you combined. And I see that hasn't changed. Toddles, incels.

Dude anyone can write shitty fiction the way you do. A TV appearance?? Oh wow you are doing so much better than us you get to be on TV!

Six times, actually. And yes, I am doing so much better than you, because you are nothing, and always will be.

Good one fatrick. You still have baby fat on your face its really disgusting

No child, I have beer and brat fat on my face from living in Wisconsin during the winter.

And I still get laid more than you ever will.

Didn’t the one person you fucked take your kid and left, chubby bunny?

Oh sweetheart, no. There is a better than average chance I'm your dad.

I’m black, so...I don’t think so. This isn’t one of your sci-fi wet dreams, sugar.

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Try “baby boy” next. Sweetheart and child are played out

Oh sweetheart, no.

You are a tremendous homosexual.

haha you lost all your twitter comments and get zero likes on most of your Facebook posts

You don't seem calm, lard ass. How will you ever protect minorities with your attitude?

Why does a doughy, formless man like you imagine anyone would mistake you for attractive or tough?

fucking your dog doesn't count as getting laid although i am sure its hard to tell the difference between that and your ex. also how's the other man's kid, faggot?

You delusional nigger lol you’re fat and deplatformed

I still get laid more than you ever will

I don't doubt it. Promiscuity in the homosexual community is known to be quite rampant.

No wonder you can't sell any books if this is how you write.

Except for all the books I sell, otherwise you're doing great!

You don't know anything about me, dumbshit. Here's a fact about me though, I have a wife and 2 kids who love me, how you doin?

Come back fag

You just claimed your first appearance is incoming. Not only are you fat and gay you are also a liar.

Wow you sure showed him, tough guy

Ur fat

Bzzzz. Wrong.

Have you seen yourself dude?

You're...not...fat?

Everything else is just opinion but you are objectively fat

And objectively gay and cucked

You talk like a faggot.

Wow. How old are you flabso?

Hey double-chin, I remember one of your book synopses had the phrase "competent women", and I just find that so backhanded and sexist. Especially coming from a "fantasy" writer; as if "competent women" is just much a myth as a unicorn.

You can't 'punch up' worth a shit.

I remember being more than all of you combined. And I see that hasn't changed.

Can I be an impartial third party? I respect your self-confidence and healthy ego, but I have seen the facebook profiles of a lot of the users here (no homo), and they're actually good looking and successful. If I were to compare the average users here to you in terms of sexual market value, you'd be about a 2 or 3 and them a 7.

Even one of the most unfortunate members, Christopher Kuhn, who has a disfigured nose and is currently incarcerated, is better off than you. Women line up to date convicts like him.

Women do not, however, line up to date beta-male, fat (I'm sorry, but you're objectively fat. Don't deny it; you're not past the point of no return and could easily lose the weight), science-fiction fans with soft faces. This is why you have a fat girlfriend. Attractive, high-testosterone men either play the field, or at least have goomahs when "settling down" with an attractive (not fat) girlfriend.

Don't get me wrong; there are people worse off than you. You've done very well with your book and social life. You're creative and trying to make something of yourself. I'm just clearing up that you're not better than the people on this subreddit. You're still on the lower end of things socially.

Have a nice day.

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And yet some of us have Twitter accounts lol

Nice toodles, stupid.

LOL you are still obsessed with this place, also before you say that we are obsessed with you that's the fucking point, stupid.

Toddles? Where I grew up that was another word for the taint. Just what are you suggesting with that pithy sign off, adult?

I'm just gonna say it: The man identifies as a writer yet still struggles with basic spelling.

Hey Pat, big fan. Do you have lord of the rings elf shit tattooed on your arm? I thought so at first but then thought 'nah, no way any man is that much of a faggot'. Set the record straight, big guy.

You ain’t more than the Rocket, Jack. Now the Rocket knows you’ll self publish a book then go on some local shit show. And that allows you to maintain your feeing if superiority, even though you know deep down that you are a failure. And while you do that the Rocket will be dining with a horde of beautiful ladies. Because you see, you don’t come to The Rocket’s backyard and start trouble with The Rocketeers. You don’t walk into a dog’s cage and pull the whiskers. You know why? Because you’ll get an arm full of teeth. The Rocket is that set of teeth. The Rocket is America. The Rocket is hopes and dreams. Now you may ask; “if that is the Rocket then who am I?” You? You are the aggregate sludge that comes from a generation long buildup of hate, bile, and coagulated semen. You are what is wrong with society. You are the wolf in sheep’s clothing. But The Rocket ain’t no red riding hood. The Rocket is 225 lbs of Rocket fuel and a body that makes the girls drool. Go on home now, boy. No one wants you here. Houston, you have a problem.

Jesus christ dude.

I am really starting to turn around on your gimmick Rocket

Good to have you aboard, Rocketeer

I love you, Rocket

What show are you going to be on? Last Unfunny Comic Standing?

That’s so bad it’s good

Wow he actually showed up. Wasn’t he supposed to have a life?

I've actually got tv writing credits, & you stink on ice.

How's that for you, fat boi?

Did you mean toodles? Aren’t you a writer?

Toddles? Get the fuck out of my state

It's been two months, when's that tv appearance? Your local news doesn't count

His ex wife also took his only child away from him. Don't forget about that.

I had forgotten that hilarious detail. Thank you for reminding me.

Is that true?

How did I miss this gem?

it's wonderful that fagtrick thought he mattered for a moment as this sub smashed him... now nobody remembers who the fuck he was as some other queeb gets rightfully smashed, oh well, HAHA

Who?

Faggot still hasn’t mentioned his cat getting booted?

Hey man that's the cats problem not his

Do ya?

Fucking faggot

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I remember that you're the ones who have never had lives of your own, never accomplished anything on your own, will never be relevant on your own, will never be part of the conversation on your own, and that the only "victory" you think you've had over me has only made me stronger and more prepared.

See you on TV soon, children.

Bitch you got shit on by all of us. We gave you the old Cumia treatment and got you kicked off your twitter. We went after the only thing you really crave and thats internet attention. ( and dick of course)

All kidding aside, I love how you end every zinger with a little cute send off. Later, buttercup! Toodles, cutie pie! This is fun!

Your celebrity is booming right now, as we can all see from these insane facebook numbers you're putting up!

I'm not even sure why everyone is attacking you, but I can tell by the faggy way you write that it's well deserved.

Toddle-lee-do, sissy.

if youre on public access, does it really count?

I guarantee not one of us lost a twitter account we weren’t prepared to lose in a blink of an eye. You retards invest so much in fucking twitter, it makes it so sweet when WE take it from you

Who are you trying to convince? Us or yourself? You're clearly projecting your insecurities about success here. Let it go, brothaman.

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will never be part of the conversation on your own,

That's not how a conversation works, stupid.

Lol isnt it odd how you show up right after that stupid ass "fan run parody account" got banned you show up to rage at us, but on Twitter you deny it being you like it isnt obvious?

Nice attempt at ban evasion Tolstoy. Yiu cant help yourself.

I'm a 13yr old female, fluent in 5 languages, almost certainly better educated than you even at this stage, and part of a contingent of nearly 100 peers with similar characteristics. You leave the impression of a preposterous windbag, and I strongly doubt that you'd be hired as a gardener where I live.

I don't go out of my way to be rude, and this is not an ad hominem attack; you're simply unlikable to many, and that would make anyone with a modicum of intelligence re-evaluate himself. I'd also like to point out that quantified sexual intercourse and mass media appearances are rather vulgar criteria for so-called success. Perhaps tolerable judging by contemporary mores, but unbecoming of someone who sees himself as part of a profession that gave us Waugh, Amis, Orwell, Greene, etc.

Why do you put so much stock in the "self" when you've never had one opinion that wasn't prepackaged and shit in your mouth by late-night talkshow hosts?

Today I learned publishers giving your book away for free at a convention is "accomplishing something"

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Wow, 1 month ago, I've had a great month, how was yours?

Why not come back & try this again. It looked fun.

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is World's Most Embarrassing Cuckolds finally making the air?

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