No, whatever parasites he has amassed will be there, unless he has lost all of his assets. Just picture how these vultures would have been circling around Roe if her net worth had been above zero. That's what waits for Anthony.
He never visited his mother, so what was his excuse for saying in NY? He could have easily paid some nuthuggers to hang out with him in a place like Texas, or Florida and have twice as much money, and ten times the amount of property. He really is a fucking nigger.
Because he would NEVER get even half of what was put into turning that house into an unsellable neverland ranch with a karaoke setup worthy of only the most white trash of divebars
I get that all models don't look beautiful 100% of the time; there's always some makeup, ideal lighting, "my good side," and even photoshopping involved.
But literally every time I see a picture of Stetted that isn't painstakingly arranged like the photographic equivalent of a Rube Goldberg machine, she looks plain at best.
I'm pretty sure if I saw a picture of Tyra Banks renewing her license at the DMV, there's a 90% chance she would look like an attractive woman. But with Stetten, unless the planets are aligned in exactly the correct way, she looks like Jim Varney.
And she (and Anthony) dares to call herself a model?
"Plain" is a great description. She's borderline Amish-looking.
Some "models" are just hangers to put clothes on, and their faces are canvases to paint a pretty face on with makeup. A personality (or failing that, a unique look), would just get in the way. But this is almost aggressively plain.
He could be more subtle. "Hey girls I have a pool, and a HOTTUB, heh heh heh." You know who else has a pool? Every idiot who ever bought a house and didn't realize what a horrible idea it is to own one. Lowers the resale value, too.
I live in Las Vegas and that's not true. Pools very common here. Use them 4-5 months out of year. And not really hard to maintain. You can get a guy to swing by once a week to add chemicals and empty filter baskets for 100 a month.
Weird. I will admit to being a fan of pools, had a house with an in ground kidney shaped. Used it daily. Wifeys parents have an above ground they use every weekend at least.
Take a moment and just imagine Joe Cumia with money. Now imagine Joe Cumia with an older brother he looks up to and fears, and the older brother is Joe Cumia. You have just imagined Anthony Cumia.
He's probably the kind of tacky gentlemen who would take selfies with firearms. I'm just joshing, that's a really mean accusation. I would never accuse a lovely weathered outdoor wooden picnic table face like that man. He looks honest and Arabic. lol See you at the cabstand sandy.
He could be more subtle. "Hey girls I have a pool, and a HOTTUB, heh heh heh." You know who else has a pool? Every idiot who ever bought a house and didn't realize what a horrible idea it is to own one. Lowers the resale value, too.
89 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-01-25
Who is the dirt ball with a dick beside him?
1 jd-art 2019-01-25
Some skank
1 emerge_from_the_mist 2019-01-25
Stetten
1 ED4050 2019-01-25
Anthony Cumia.
1 Deadlast666 2019-01-25
With all that money he could have bought a better looking 12 year old.
1 JMueller2012 2019-01-25
Melissa Stetten
1 JuulSantana 2019-01-25
He is going to die alone just like Jim.
1 WaterFromTheWell 2019-01-25
At his cat will have a good meal when he dies, rendering Nana's life not completely worthless.
Can't say the same for The Worm.
1 allenricketts 2019-01-25
Beavis will immediately vomit/ die if he tries to eat that old pedo. The man is poison.
1 SlightFresnel 2019-01-25
Like a sponge that's been soaking in Bud Light for 68 years.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-01-25
No, whatever parasites he has amassed will be there, unless he has lost all of his assets. Just picture how these vultures would have been circling around Roe if her net worth had been above zero. That's what waits for Anthony.
1 Peckas1 2019-01-25
Opester will be surrounded by his wife, kids, grandkids, and empty grapefruit IPAs.
1 burgonies 2019-01-25
His last words, “check out the empties brah”
1 ElFaporino 2019-01-25
he'll really take any yuck girl as long they look young, won't they?
1 peckaface 2019-01-25
He never visited his mother, so what was his excuse for saying in NY? He could have easily paid some nuthuggers to hang out with him in a place like Texas, or Florida and have twice as much money, and ten times the amount of property. He really is a fucking nigger.
1 AxelSpott 2019-01-25
Because he would NEVER get even half of what was put into turning that house into an unsellable neverland ranch with a karaoke setup worthy of only the most white trash of divebars
AND A POOL! *Ooooooo
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2019-01-25
I get that all models don't look beautiful 100% of the time; there's always some makeup, ideal lighting, "my good side," and even photoshopping involved.
But literally every time I see a picture of Stetted that isn't painstakingly arranged like the photographic equivalent of a Rube Goldberg machine, she looks plain at best.
I'm pretty sure if I saw a picture of Tyra Banks renewing her license at the DMV, there's a 90% chance she would look like an attractive woman. But with Stetten, unless the planets are aligned in exactly the correct way, she looks like Jim Varney.
And she (and Anthony) dares to call herself a model?
1 thrillated 2019-01-25
You're not kidding:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmNW7SSCIAAqq4o.jpg
1 Cumiaisadisgrace 2019-01-25
Something quite unsettling with how retarded she looks. Like this girl can't legally consent to have sex
1 Toss__Pot 2019-01-25
1 JMueller2012 2019-01-25
She looks A Bug’s Life
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-01-25
My shoes hurt
1 HaggleHebrewitz 2019-01-25
I didnt know fetal alcohol syndrome was sexually transmitted
1 Blackmonkfish 2019-01-25
Holy shit!
1 SalesCunt129 2019-01-25
Horse tooth jackass says what ?
1 cardaderdention 2019-01-25
Nice Brundlefly face, stupid.
1 andysixxjpg 2019-01-25
fucking warn people you piece of shit
1 J-Bradley1 2019-01-25
Look at those chompers.
Girl could chew her way through the Brooklyn Bridge
1 HugoStrasser 2019-01-25
1 Patmcpsu 2019-01-25
If you’re a young woman who’s able to stay 20 pounds underweight, you can probably be a model.
And wouldn’t you know? After they get too old, 100% of them turn into hardcore feminists and complain about being objectified.
1 Slette 2019-01-25
Christ, that’s Stetten?
1 ChaDeBugre 2019-01-25
I don't think so... teeth are all wrong.
1 Drumchapel 2019-01-25
Those tranny operations cost money
1 Skip4play 2019-01-25
Gollum photobomb
1 jewboy405 2019-01-25
American money looks so cheap and fragile. Check out british notes, way better and more classy, like the people.
1 jd-art 2019-01-25
Oi ya got eh loicense fo dat comment m8?
1 Cumia_Box 2019-01-25
hahaha except every country uses the dollar. you're welcome.
1 jewboy405 2019-01-25
the dollar is nigger money.
1 Cumia_Box 2019-01-25
good one.
1 jewboy405 2019-01-25
Touch a dollar and you've touched a nigger. FILTHY!
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-01-25
Touch a pound and you've touched a muzzy. Don't they wipe their asses with their hands? FILTHY!
1 jewboy405 2019-01-25
At least we don't elect our minorities to high office, cuck faggots
1 AxelSpott 2019-01-25
Canida uses da Looney eh and that's just a coin. There's nothing under 5 or 10 in paper money. You don't know what you're talking aboot
1 Cumia_Box 2019-01-25
Jingly-pocketed goose fuckers.
1 DildoRenter 2019-01-25
He was playing with house money, fam.
1 sexylarrytate 2019-01-25
Anthony is such a character. Can't help but love em!
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-01-25
Ol' Teens & Green Cumio
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-01-25
"This is the amount it takes per month to keep this 6 staying here."
1 jubbytime 2019-01-25
6? That’s generous.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-01-25
Not even in Scranton.
1 omgialmostdiedpoopin 2019-01-25
Nice red alcoholic face, stupid.
1 realestassdude 2019-01-25
It’s a mix of alcohol and him being on his ideal vacation: the cruise.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-25
He kind of looks like a Mexican Katt Williams in this picture.
1 ObviousBob 2019-01-25
It was always so cringe when he'd hit on girls on the show
"I have a big house, a pool, I can get a limo to pick you up, we can do some karaoke or watch a movie in my theater"
When your face is fucked up, I guess he had his reasons.
1 Psych555 2019-01-25
He could be more subtle. "Hey girls I have a pool, and a HOTTUB, heh heh heh." You know who else has a pool? Every idiot who ever bought a house and didn't realize what a horrible idea it is to own one. Lowers the resale value, too.
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-01-25
Pools and hot tubs are overrated. Everyone that I've known who has owned one or both of them never uses them more than once or twice a year.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-01-25
I live in Las Vegas and that's not true. Pools very common here. Use them 4-5 months out of year. And not really hard to maintain. You can get a guy to swing by once a week to add chemicals and empty filter baskets for 100 a month.
1 racemic_mixture 2019-01-25
I feel like they fall into the same category as boats; It's cool if your friend owns one, but it's almost never worth having your own.
1 AxelSpott 2019-01-25
Weird. I will admit to being a fan of pools, had a house with an in ground kidney shaped. Used it daily. Wifeys parents have an above ground they use every weekend at least.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-25
Does it? Why?
1 SalesCunt129 2019-01-25
Doesn’t necessarily lower it. Doesn’t help though. It’s essntially money you’ll never see back.
1 Amiigo7 2019-01-25
I’ll bet he misses those days. All he has now is a sock full of pennies and nickels.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-25
Strange that he doesn't take pictures like this anymore...
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-01-25
Or guns photos, hm... Strange.
1 ucfgavin 2019-01-25
"Hey Keith, can I get a cash advance on my credit card to show that reddit assholes?"
"Only if you want it in ones"
1 ApprilFells 2019-01-25
If only there was a phrase that described the general demeanor of a schwoogie when they get rich
1 cory_stereo 2019-01-25
Cumia rich?
1 AxelSpott 2019-01-25
Its actually nigger rich
1 GrandMasterBlack 2019-01-25
Michigan Trailer Trash.
1 graemelloydforever 2019-01-25
Why does younger always equal hotter to this freak?
1 Monotoned 2019-01-25
Why does this negro continue to claim that he's not a blackman?
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-01-25
Ever notice how it's only black people and dagos that take pictures of themselves smugly holding wads of cash?
1 Mr4z1 2019-01-25
You left out Wiggers.
1 deenge 2019-01-25
Cool hotdog skin, you dumb-ass guinea. How are you italian and still tan this poorly. Or is he blushing thinking about tranny cock?
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2019-01-25
Nice 14 year old stupid
1 HuxleyOverOrwell 2019-01-25
Anthony's taste in girls is as trashy as his dago appearance.
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-01-25
Nice John Waters pencil mustache, stupid
1 of_lower_stock 2019-01-25
Take a moment and just imagine Joe Cumia with money. Now imagine Joe Cumia with an older brother he looks up to and fears, and the older brother is Joe Cumia. You have just imagined Anthony Cumia.
1 BubbaSkrimp420 2019-01-25
Bragging to his cocoa butter-scented friends how he's with the hottest girl in the trailer park.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-01-25
stetten was too good for him
1 FlowbeeYourTits 2019-01-25
$40-$60k? Hottie spinner girl... god damn those were the days
1 ledge9999 2019-01-25
I'm supposed to be jealous of that meth face?
1 lowend73 2019-01-25
Victorville 7
1 VicDumb 2019-01-25
Bitch look like she makin internet troll face.
1 ireadallot 2019-01-25
now he's nigga rich
1 JerkyJimmy 2019-01-25
He's probably the kind of tacky gentlemen who would take selfies with firearms. I'm just joshing, that's a really mean accusation. I would never accuse a lovely weathered outdoor wooden picnic table face like that man. He looks honest and Arabic. lol See you at the cabstand sandy.
1 JoeCoonia 2019-01-25
He looks like Joe in this pic
1 glyde69 2019-01-25
She has baby teeth
1 Persianschlong 2019-01-25
Golly and Gaddafi
1 Psych555 2019-01-25
He could be more subtle. "Hey girls I have a pool, and a HOTTUB, heh heh heh." You know who else has a pool? Every idiot who ever bought a house and didn't realize what a horrible idea it is to own one. Lowers the resale value, too.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-01-25
Not even in Scranton.
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-01-25
Pools and hot tubs are overrated. Everyone that I've known who has owned one or both of them never uses them more than once or twice a year.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-25
Does it? Why?
1 SalesCunt129 2019-01-25
Doesn’t necessarily lower it. Doesn’t help though. It’s essntially money you’ll never see back.