Typical Reddit user 1/3,000,000

1  2019-01-25 by omgialmostdiedpoopin

26 comments

Lol he should probably just fucking do it right next time.

HAHA! Ho-Lee shit!!!

there are some situations where it's your duty to beat the shit out of your brother

What a limp wristed faggot. If you did such a bad job at trying killing your self that your parents just found out your tried 2 months ago, you really didn't try.

He's literally limp-wristed.

And literally a faggot.

Most failed “suicide attempts” are just a cry for attention.

Natural selection has deemed that this kid should die and his brother should live on to procreate.

Believing an obvious troll post.

no, the bitch is insane

I believe the part about a 12 year old being stronger than him, but not the suicide

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Typical r/chapotraphouse poster

The stop hitting yourself bit was my favorite part of this story.

That’s a tough one man. Maybe, hit him with a bat.

OP here following up on the story of my brother bullying me, recently it's gotten really bad I just found out he had sex with my girlfriend's boyfriend's girlfriend. It really ruined my relationship with us

This guy is a pussy who probably should kill himself. The 12 year old is a real ass dude.

He probably posts here.

My advice is try harder next time.

If the parents sympathize with the brothers behavior it’s safe to say they wished the OP had completed the deed, correct?

I know there are rules and shit, but where can I find this thread. Tried Google and the shitty Reddit search. I want to see the replies.

Reddit has to have the worst search function ever invented

You fucking allow you're 12 year old brother to bully you, and you are 18? I hope that 12 year old grows up to cuck his big brother.

He must have smoked at least three marijuanas and taken a whole bottle of melatonin.

my parents dispprove of his behavior but sympathize with him

even his own parents have given up on this mopey cunt

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