I'm in recovery.

This thread motherfucked you!

Real men drink perfume from the dollar store

That's essentially the same thing as gin though.

Fair point sir

Mrs. Ford?

Mrs. Ford, is that you?

Gin is just vodka flavoured with juniper berries, to make it appeal to half-slices.

Just drink the vodka.

You’re a juniper berry.

Daaaamn duude

Tough talk, I know.

Is that a stand alone berry?

Real men like me drink tequila with a Diet Coke chaser. 1800 Gold, baby.

Im not a fan, but I think flavored vodka/rum is a lot gayer. You just can't beat whiskey though. It's the final stop on the alcoholism train.

I alternate between cheap rye and malt liquor like a bum. The odd time I'll get some bourbon.

nah I never liked brown liquor. Vodka doesn't have enough bite

Jim Norton is a recovering alcoholic and reads this sub daily. How do you guys feel knowing that it’ll be your fault when he relapses?

Sir, I have been clobbered by Gin and made fool of myself. I took over Cramps cover band at a party and sang a few songs wild eyed and weaving. When some girl came up to try taking the mic away I punched her in the left breast and proceeded to throw up. Personally, I have found the effects are the same with good Gin or good Tequila.

Any man who hasn't tit-punched a bitch while singing "Bikini Girls with Machine Guns" is a sissy.

It was Garbage Man

College friends still remind me of the incident sometimes. I no longer drink.

I wanna get in your pants

This is true. My gay uncle drank Gilbey's gin by the gallons for years until he got throat cancer from HPV and died at age 52.

High quality gin is good. Try some good gin aged in a cask, it’s like a good scotch.

No it’s not

Real men drink motor oil while banging their head against the wall listening to GG Allin