You understand how weird it is when an establishment you've been to and have known your entire life gets harassed by this Subreddit? It's surreal like two dimensions coming in contact with escort
Well, based on the "condom at a baby changing station" snippet I just read, they clearly don't have that same level authority over their Google reviews.
The review about the daughter with epilepsy having a seizure and rolling down the lane after slipping on employee spit with the phrase - "talk about a gutter" at the end gave me the biggest laugh of the year so far.
I took my family to this place and had a negative experience from the jump.
When I arrived to the counter and asking for a 40oz ball, the staff member rolled down his pants to reveal what couldn't be more than 4oz. Not the ball I was talking about, eeck. Then he told me that I "didn't have what it takes to bowl at the duck" and refused to give me shoes for another 5 minutes.
The employees were raunchy, spitting all over the place and the place was very filthy. When my daughter with epilepsy slipped on some of the employees' spit, she had a seizure and began to roll down the lane we were playing. Talk about a gutter.
After we decided to leave, one of the employees put my wife's hands on his cock and said "I know you nubiles loves this". RACIST!
So wa happened? I'm assuming joe had a gig there that this place got cancelled? If so, does that mean we have another people's court to look forward to?
It's always a treat to see these boomer retards of Joe's ilk talking tough and then having to back down because they don't understand how the internet works.
37 comments
1 sams_seed 2019-01-25
Phase 1 ✔
1 Kurt_Love 2019-01-25
"Oh yeah dats right. What are the phases again, Sam? "
1 boringoneliner 2019-01-25
Oh no that's terrible why would they do such a thing
1 JuulSantana 2019-01-25
Went there once to try out there soda bar. The workers held me down and shoved a bowling pin up my ass. The pizza was ok though
1 redtrilobal 2019-01-25
You understand how weird it is when an establishment you've been to and have known your entire life gets harassed by this Subreddit? It's surreal like two dimensions coming in contact with escort
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-01-25
Wha happen
1 ChocomelTM 2019-01-25
Linger longer
1 imwearingbonds 2019-01-25
Worlds have collided!
1 AxelSpott 2019-01-25
Give em a little "feed nana" and a wink next time you get your shoes
1 cbanks420lol 2019-01-25
Can you confirm all the accusations against them?
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-25
Enough about the big Apple ranch
1 crookedmile 2019-01-25
Next time ask them for the /u/JuulSantana Special
1 TedBacon 2019-01-25
Well, based on the "condom at a baby changing station" snippet I just read, they clearly don't have that same level authority over their Google reviews.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-01-25
Ant likes mini bowling apparently.
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-25
He assured us that he fuck the bowling pin instead of sticking up his loss ass
1 hookahreed 2019-01-25
What
1 fakeaccount778 2019-01-25
Mini blowing too.
1 DeathChron 2019-01-25
Yup, Google reviews are still up. Just try not to say anything liable
1 thrillated 2019-01-25
The review about the daughter with epilepsy having a seizure and rolling down the lane after slipping on employee spit with the phrase - "talk about a gutter" at the end gave me the biggest laugh of the year so far.
1 InfamousDoubt 2019-01-25
Was that on Facebook or Google Reviews? I must read this now.
1 thrillated 2019-01-25
Facebook, those Duck faggots deleted it. I can try to recreate it to the best of my memory if you'd like.
1 InfamousDoubt 2019-01-25
If you're willing to put in the effort, i'd appreciate it
1 thrillated 2019-01-25
I took my family to this place and had a negative experience from the jump.
When I arrived to the counter and asking for a 40oz ball, the staff member rolled down his pants to reveal what couldn't be more than 4oz. Not the ball I was talking about, eeck. Then he told me that I "didn't have what it takes to bowl at the duck" and refused to give me shoes for another 5 minutes.
The employees were raunchy, spitting all over the place and the place was very filthy. When my daughter with epilepsy slipped on some of the employees' spit, she had a seizure and began to roll down the lane we were playing. Talk about a gutter.
After we decided to leave, one of the employees put my wife's hands on his cock and said "I know you nubiles loves this". RACIST!
The nachos gave me autism. 2/5 stars.
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-01-25
Nubians not nubiles
1 thrillated 2019-01-25
Appreciate the correction.
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-01-25
No problem
1 InfamousDoubt 2019-01-25
You're a good egg.
1 thrillated 2019-01-25
Happy to spread the joy.
1 boydave777 2019-01-25
anyone got a screenshot?
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-01-25
So it's Yelp and TripAdvisor then.
1 Cumia_Box 2019-01-25
It's google review time baby. and Yelp.
1 AntsCamera 2019-01-25
Too late. We already know about what goes on behind the pinsetters.
1 lukehardy 2019-01-25
I missed the reason Ducks was catching shit. Were the letting bro joe host a child spit competition?
1 padre- 2019-01-25
So wa happened? I'm assuming joe had a gig there that this place got cancelled? If so, does that mean we have another people's court to look forward to?
1 iamjstn 2019-01-25
Joe knew the guy and purposely posted that he had a show booked there. I don't know what his end goal was but it back fired on them.
That's the running theory.
1 SpudPeelinJoe 2019-01-25
It's always a treat to see these boomer retards of Joe's ilk talking tough and then having to back down because they don't understand how the internet works.
1 Tom_Stall 2019-01-25
You love a treat, don't you tubby?