r/opieandanthony: God, what an annoying whore Nikki Cox is...

1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-01-25

Imagine allowing your wife to bother one of your peers with a confessional letter about how she would gladly fuck 8 other men, and then sharing it on your personal website. Whacky fucking couple...

1 movement23 2019-01-25

He's gay

1 McGowan9 2019-01-25

And they're both mentally ill junkies.

1 literalotherkin 2019-01-25

Saying 'This business called show' should be an automatic death sentence.

1 JuulSantana 2019-01-25

She was married to Jay Mohr, and has a retarded kid that shit on himself. It doesn't get worse after that.

1 literalotherkin 2019-01-25

The fate she made for herself is the biggest punishment? I like the way you think.

1 Blackmonkfish 2019-01-25

At least a raping

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-25

Also, the trades or anyone that writes about Disney and refers to it as "the house of mouse."

1 literalotherkin 2019-01-25

hahhaha I'd never even heard 'the house of mouse' before but yes it's awful.

1 JuulSantana 2019-01-25

Brutal trying to read this on Blackberry Pearl while trying to cut loaves of Panera bread

1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-01-25

Let alone hollowing out a bread bowl!

1 literalotherkin 2019-01-25

Bread bowl, George! Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but the table.

1 TheElDan 2019-01-25

Dude, no phones on the floor. If Trevor dings you again, you have to meet with the store manager!

1 MrCocklefroth 2019-01-25

I’m not reading all that

1 Toss__Pot 2019-01-25

she wrote this down, & it still didn't make sense. She needs to be pretty hot for me to even consider listening to this drivel

1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-01-25

It's half of a letter she wrote to Gilbert Gottfried in response to a Playboy article he wrote in which he explains how women are lying when they claim to want men with a sense of humor. I thought posting the entire thing would be too nauseating.

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-25

I'd like to see Gilbert's letter.

1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-01-25

https://playboysfw.kinja.com/women-say-they-want-a-guy-with-a-sense-of-humor-they-d-1487449484

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-25

Thank you

1 ElFaporino 2019-01-25

"this business called show"

Now i'll never stop cringing long enough to read this

1 Jazz_and_AWOL 2019-01-25

Who the fuck has crushes at 3 years of age?

1 mudpart2 2019-01-25

Logan probably did.

1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-01-25

Nikki's all about crushing: crushing painkillers, crushing all prospects of her son developing into a healthy and well-adjusted adult, crushing a diamond between her massive blimpy lips...

1 TheElDan 2019-01-25

Mrs. Landau’s chair.

1 josephjeremiah 2019-01-25

Yuck. No wonder he went gay.

1 DildoRenter 2019-01-25

Decent fucking rack.

1 3stepsbackward 2019-01-25

She acts like how all of us would act around Norm Macdonald.

1 Spokker 2019-01-25

If I met Norm MacDonald my number one question would be, "Where do you get your ideas?"

1 JMueller2012 2019-01-25

http://www.insanee.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/superdave-655x300.jpg