I’m still hilarious

1  2019-01-25 by pashow84

71 comments

What a pudgy fruit

I need a rundown into whether I should hate him or not. I heard he got molested by Hollywood people.

He's cool. He was in that campy film Gods And Monsters with Gandalf which was terrible but then he was in those campy films The Mummy and Bedazzled which were actually pretty good.

His best was Furry Vengeance with Brooke Shields. Made household names of everyone involved in that movie

Are you forgetting about Encino Man?

A fucking masterpiece!

That movie would have catapulted Patrice O'Neal to superstardom but the catapult couldn't handle the weight.

Bedazzled is underrated

I agree.

Texas rising is pretty good he plays an Apache tracker. Also one of Bill Paxton final performances.

Yo, Monkeyboned was the shit when I was a kid.

you should cherish him

I don’t understand why rich people let themselves go. This guy used to be a leading man. He could literally hire people to cook him tolerable healthy food for months on end.

He’s not rich anymore.

He let movie producers put their fingers in his butt.

fingers in his butt

That was his first mistake. It's either all or nothing with those (((Hollywood))) jackals

The guy got brutally ass raped by his ex wife and her lawyers. He's probably living off Taco Bell.

"He had enough money to have people slap food out of his hands." - My original thought

This guy deserves a comeback

Like Bruce Willis

I smell Moonlighting reboot.

He currently on one at the moment. He starred in that show Trust on FX and got a bunch of critical acclaim for the role. Not sure if there's a season 2 yet, but from what I saw it was pretty good. He's also doing that DC superhero show Doom Patrol with a bunch of other people. I'm pulling for him, he got fucked over pretty hard

Can you elaborate on how he got fucked over?

That face screams “A woman fucked me over”

That thousand yard stare he has in interviews too. I pray to St. Mel that he finds purpose and guidance and that his money stealing ex finds a slow and gruesome death.

ha, cum back.

does he? who gives a fuck

He married Leslie Mann's ugly friend from George of the Jungle and she fucked him hard. His career is over to the point that he recently played a bad guy in a Bollywood movie so he can eat while he pays that bitch $900,000 a year in alimony and child support.

That’s disgusting. I’m all in with the Brendan Fraser now.

He's a good guy. He also suffers from Nagelism which is adult onset downs syndrome.

Have they made strides in finding a cure?

yeah, just stop having alcoholism

Diet and exercise, so nothing in the realm of possibility

Jesus that’s horrible, but so was Blast From The Past so fuck him.

Have you seen the Dudley Doright movie?

I ain’t that brazen pal.

*puts on wig and sunglasses

“More like Dudley Dowrong tss tss”

Blast From The Past is a perfectly fun stupid movie that i watched on TBS a lot as a kid. Also love that it was made in the 6 months that swing music was making a comeback, horribly dating it even more.

I go deep with the cherry poppin' daddys

Me too, brothaman!

Shit forgot that part

Why any wealthy and or famous guy ever doesn't get fixed the day after his first mil is beyond me

Something about this guy has always seen off to me. Like he's cool and all but I also wouldn't leave children with him unsupervised.

I liked him in that Looney Tunes movie. There, I said it.

How bout George of the Jungle Dudley do-right and bedazzled

Masterpieces.

People get all nostalgic for Space Jam but that movie was complete ass compared to the Brendan Frasier Looney Tunes movie.

Space Jam is for white guilt faggots and closet furries, Looney Tunes: Back in Action is for real men. Timothy Dalton as the spy dad, a globe-trotting adventure to save the world. If you don't love this movie then I know you enjoy the sensation of warm, pozzed semen from a dark-skinned gentleman coating the back of your throat.

Naw, Space Jam was dope.

I dont remember that other movie, they must have only played it in gay movie theaters

You only like Space Jam because it's something nostalgic and comforting while the three niggers you brought home from Lids are fucking your wife. Queer,.

Space Jam is for white guilt faggots and closet furries, Looney Tunes: Back in Action is for real men.

This sub makes me laugh way more than the show

This sub is the show now.

From the thumbnail, I first thought this was a colorized pic of young Jackie Gleason.

I'm gonna bend over now. And when I do, staaart fucking!

Your daily reminder that Eddie Murphy used to be funny as fuck

He is morphing into Rodney Dangerfield.

It's rough, I tell ya, rough!

He seems so pathetic now.

JUST

This was a good article https://www.gq.com/story/what-ever-happened-to-brendan-fraser

Basically he started to physically fall apart from doing stunts and shit. His oldest son is autistic. Not broke, but not where he used to be. Seems a decent dude.

His horses name is Pecas? This sub has passed itself by.

I like the guy. I was in shape in the 90s like him. Now I kinda have that extra layer of fat like him.

Are you on your 4th and final hair transplant too?

He does indeed have Anthony's expression of perpetual worry.

But unlike Anthony he's honest about his problems and doesn't put on this charade that everything is great! Ha ha holy shit!

HOT TAKE: That first Mummy was really fucking entertaining back in the day & Airheads was pretty funny as well. Haven't seen either in years so I have no clue how they hold up.

Hopefully better than him.

Both are still good.

Joe Piscopo let himself go

Hes a good guy. I wish him well.

god hair loss fucking sucks

Are you forgetting about Encino Man?

How bout George of the Jungle Dudley do-right and bedazzled

People get all nostalgic for Space Jam but that movie was complete ass compared to the Brendan Frasier Looney Tunes movie.

I go deep with the cherry poppin' daddys

That movie would have catapulted Patrice O'Neal to superstardom but the catapult couldn't handle the weight.