Last Man Standing: Who wins this 4-man battle royale?
1 2019-01-25 by brmlb
Fat Amy -Advantage: thick hide, extra layer of fat for protection -Disadvantage: the bigger they are, the harder they fall
Nia "shannon sharpe" Burr -Advantage: mastered the face-biting technique -Disadvantage: berserker-mode may disqualify her
"Muscles" Missy -Advantage: olympian upper body strength -Disadvantage: early fatigue from Nana STDs, weak immune system
Princess Alena -Advantage: broad shoulders, lengthy limbs -Disadvantage: U.S. Customs
4 comments
1 deumae 2019-01-25
If you allow bio-weapons, I'd say Fat Amy.
1 RoccoTheLoveMonkey2 2019-01-25
It's a tough one.
My money's on 'busta' Burr or Prince Alena (an actual man)
1 Persianschlong 2019-01-25
If it gets physical you almost have to go with the colored
1 movement23 2019-01-25
The man would win, obviously.