r/opieandanthony: Reminder: Anthony Cumia is 5'5.

For some reason that frightens me, I don't like that he's so small. Like a spider. I imagine him in my home running around impossibly fast and disappearing behind my furniture.

1 china-blast 2019-01-25

Drunkenly stumbling around your house and tripping over the ottoman is more likely.

1 bobodid911 2019-01-25

ottoman

I see what you did there , and I like it

1 dmix 2019-01-25

Tripping over his grandfather

1 PlumpSausitch 2019-01-25

Or shit faced, fucking the credenza thinking it was a tranny

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-25

LIKE DICK VAN DYKE!!! A-HAHA-HAAAA HOHLEE SHIIIIIT!!!

1 china-blast 2019-01-25

Come on Baay-bee let's sing karao-keee

1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-01-25

The fear of every father in the tri-state area.

1 dropngo 2019-01-25

He's easy to flick off though: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJT7r392lo4

1 Sharpfeaturedman 2019-01-25

a whirling dervish, you might say.

1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-01-25

Like a spider.

He ain't all right. He's got a lot of fuckin' problems. DANCE THE DRINK BACK HERE!

1 Fuxgreat 2019-01-25

According to this site Algeria average is 5’7, so he is a short African.

http://www.averageheight.co/average-male-height-by-country

1 OutlawMemer 2019-01-25

Is it just me or back in those days does Ant look like a Happy Merchant with a goatee?

1 Blackmonkfish 2019-01-25

3 faggots, no waiting

1 imwearingbonds 2019-01-25

What the fuck does that make Dave Landau

1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-01-25

An idiot? A loser? A guy with a career going nowhere?

1 tranthasourus 2019-01-25

He also looks like a black person.

1 rumbat 2019-01-25

the Gary Coleman of radio

1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-01-25

Haha I looked it up and Mohr really is reported as 5'9". These guys are so tiny! Like bite sized shock jocks when you thought that Howard was too big and filling.

1 McGowan9 2019-01-25

No wonder he's beaming. It's not every day that he towers over another male.

1 SignalCore 2019-01-25

5'9" is indeed the mean average height for an American male. I can't speak for say, The Phillipines.

1 Nuwanda84 2019-01-25

Look at Gregg towering over this little Saudi fag with his magnificent hair.

1 Vixxis37 2019-01-25

But Opie looks shorter than Jay Mohr. WTF are they all midgets?

1 Peckas1 2019-01-25

Corsican Pirate

1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-01-25

He looks like a girl cosplaying a rube.

1 EvanMG23 2019-01-25

Ant isn’t 5’5.. he’s like 5’10

1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-01-25

Wrong. Even in this promo photo he's under 5'7": https://i.imgur.com/fJ84TC9.jpg

1 VirtuaMcPolygon 2019-01-25

Naaaa He's 5ft 7 maybe 5ft 8. He was my height when I met him. And yes I'm a short arse. I GET IT!

1 theropers 2019-01-25

5'7" is just not an appropriate height for a man.

1 VirtuaMcPolygon 2019-01-25

Yeah, it puts the crimpers on my dating lifestyle. I have to date midgets

1 CarlinsPoltergeist 2019-01-25

This is blasphemy. The Opester is a solid 6'0 tall.

1 SlimWiggins 2019-01-25

It is really is weird how oddly small the characters in the O&A universe are.. Jay looks like a giant here and he’s less than the height of an average American male.

1 RandolphCox 2019-01-25

everyone in nyc is like 5 foot tops

1 TheElDan 2019-01-25

So they can fit into those $3000 shoebox apartments.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-25

Yep, I hear that. Just get me and the missus a one-story brownstone and a yard and I'm happy. Those muckity mucks in the Big Apple don't know what an honest day's work is. Never brought their own lunch pail or container of coffee in their life!

1 SlimWiggins 2019-01-25

With the exception of Patrice and Dan Soder.. is anyone in the O&A universe 6+ft tall?

This is what Google says:

Anthony - 5’10” (huge lie.. WWE wouldn’t even bill him at 5’10”)

Opie - can’t find it, but I’d say 5’9”

Colin Quinn - 5’8”

Jay Mohr - 5’9”

Jimmy - 5’5”

Joe Rogan - 4’9”

Sam - can’t find, but 5’10” at the very maximum

Rich Vos - 5’7”

Bobby Kelly - Fat’Fat”

Bill Burr - 5’10”

Louis CK - says 6’0”, so he’s probably 5’11”

1 LarryKleist711 2019-01-25

Fucking munchkin land.

1 Kurt_Love 2019-01-25

And Sam was given hgh to grow to the roughly 5'7 or 5'8. Drs said he wouldn't grow over 5ft without the hgh.

1 karmacompanion 2019-01-25

Travis and Danny arr also 5'7". But Than and Pat Duffy were actual men iirc.

1 theropers 2019-01-25

Patrice was 6'4"

1 SlimWiggins 2019-01-25

That’s why I said “with the exception of Patrice & Dan Soder”

1 theropers 2019-01-25

I see no evidence that you said that. My contribution was valuable and interesting.

1 SlimWiggins 2019-01-25

I’m not a super tough bad ass, but at 6’3” 190lbs, I feel like I could win a 1 vs 2 fight against any 2 members of the O&A universe (with the exception of Joe Rogan - he’s a real problem).

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-01-25

Well users are boomers on this sub, height doesnt really even come into it.

1 pomegranate2012 2019-01-25

Rogan has been taking Onnit and Shroom Tech every day for five years.

He's basically a ninja turtle at this point.

1 SlimWiggins 2019-01-25

Now I see why the black woman got so upset at Anthony taking pics of her.. imagine a tiny little foreign man following you around at night in NYC taking pics.. creepy as fuck.

1 redtrilobal 2019-01-25

Jeez what is it about the broadcasting and podcasting industry that attracts manlets?

1 Artie-Larger 2019-01-25

It’s in all entertainment. Look up rappers or actors heights. They’re all like 5 foot 6. It’s weird

1 TheGreatBugsby 2019-01-25

The microphone stands are less expensive. Ba dum tssh.

1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-01-25

5'7 in mommy's shoes

1 ObviousBob 2019-01-25

You could pick any year from here to the 50's and Ant would still be dressed like a cougar bar regular. Look at the fucking pecks on Gregory though.

1 PFCBloodFart 2019-01-25

Looks like he's on his toes and pulling opster down to look taller... Fucking Danny Trejo did the same to me... Little dude is about as tall as my close to midget wife.

Reminder: Anthony Cumia is 5'5.

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