I don’t trust any male or lesbian that uses hair gel past the age of 18.

You only trust Jim Norton and black people?

I wanted to keep it simple based on the picture posted. I don't trust fake alcoholics or thieves either, if that helps.

Hair gel, sandals, or a manbun.

If I see a man with any of those things, I instantly hate him.

You can rock most of things things(maybe not skinny jeans) if you aren’t a complete pussy. Unfortunately a lot of numales adopt this look because they think it’ll get them laid

I'd like to know where I can pick up one of those shirts

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>that feel when bin laden killed your dad

are that sure Bin Laden ISNT his dad?

He does look like he needs another few months on a dialysis machine. Those butthole eyes are haunting.

Bin Laden would have liked this place before he died, but reddit wasn’t around in 2003.

cool.

Unfortunately you gotta hand it to him. He’s managed to remain media relevant and get the attention of A+ celebrity broads while at the same time possessing absolutely zero talent and zero likeability. Oh, It’ll end badly for him when everyone actually realizes that, but for now he’s milking it pretty good.

I didn't applaud Amy for doing that, I'm not gonna give this faggot any kudos.

damn he owned himself I guess we gotta like him now

I wouldn't know who this is if it wasn't posted here daily

"Hey I dont remember saying that".that guy.

Disgusting fucking AIDS carrier.

Dude, I can’t even tell if this is photoshopped or not cause I think he would wear a shirt like that

One time I mustered up the courage to write a five minute set and perform stand up comedy at an open mic. I didn't do too well, but didn't do too bad either, so I decided to pursue it and continue writing jokes for another open mic a few days later. It was a Saturday when I began to question if the stuff I wrote was funny or not, and I began to fear that I was unfunny.

A musician I admired was performing on SNL that night, so I decided to take a break and watch the whole show. It was so unfunny, that I regained confidence in myself. I couldn't try to write jokes as bad as this stupid show

Holy shit, his mouth is actually closed.

Butthole eyes.

are that sure Bin Laden ISNT his dad?

Bin Laden would have liked this place before he died, but reddit wasn’t around in 2003.

cool.