Even a simple segment of like they used to do all the time. Why not roast O&A from ten years ago (obviously he'd have to cherry pick the very worse episodes to not be completely embarrassed by proof he used to be funny).
As ashamed as I am to admit to listening to the show, last year when I had a long commute I put up with since I had to listen to something on my way work. And even the extremely lame segments where they send Rob or Shitloaf down to ask for preparation H or niche sexual products and shit are pretty funny sometimes. J&S literally hate entertainment, or entertaining us at least.
The guests going through there are fucking awful. Morton can't be bothered to show up more than a few times a year. The Cellar Crowd have their own shows, or have nothing to to with Ant anymore.
The Manhattan studio is a flop. With all the bitching he does about his commute, Ant may as well go back to his basement studio or retire. A bunch of nobodies and degenerates doing shows there that no-one watches. The network is mismanaged by an incompetent leech ex-cop and Ant really gives no fucks, just wanting to play video games with Missy Muscles.
for all I know he's been making great content for months. if it was a totally free podcast available through Westwood One for example, maybe the extra exposure would gain him more fans.
The last show with Jim Norton was surreal. Jim described how he's spending large sums of money for "shockwave therapy." This is a process where an esthetician sticks a bunch of needles into his dick.
He went on to talk about how depressed he was, and how he didn't feel like life was work living if his dick didn't function.
Then he mentioned that guys like Matt Sera were starting to worry about his mental state.
Naturally, he checked his Tinder profile a dozen times and kept complaining that no one liked him.
One of my pet theories is that Jim Norton has been blacklisted by NY prostitutes. He seemed to confirm this; he talked about how he was excited to use the time off to see some whores... in California.
One of my pet theories is that Jim Norton has been blacklisted by NY prostitutes. He seemed to confirm this; he talked about how he was excited to use the time off to see some whores... in California.
This makes a lot of sense. Most of the mid-to-high end level escorts use a customer identification and verification services like P411 and rely on referrals from other escorts if you've never seen them before. If Jim had a few bad experiences with New York escorts, I can see it very easy for word to travel fast, since they're all in the same "circle" so to speak.
On the show, Jim talked about how he recently had dinner with some porn stars. I'll bet he's doing stunts like this because he can't meet prostitutes through the normal channels anymore. So he'll invite porn stars out, hoping they'll make a deal with him.
Getting friendzoned by a prostitute is a new low, but that's Norton's style.
He also mentioned that he wants to visit his ex, who moved to LA. Can you imagine how awkward it must be, when your ex girlfriend got married, had kids, AND MOVED TO CALIFORNIA, and he's still clinging on.
Haha that's for erectile dysfunction isn't it? He probably needs that to fuck a woman without a penis. I'm sure he has no problem getting it up for a beautiful "woman" with a rock hard cock with rock hard titties
Why can't he just take viagra like a normal fucking person? It even went generic and is cheaper now.
He's utterly clueless about what women want.
If I were Jim, I'd play up these things:
Being on TV
Being on the radio
Being a millionaire
But Jim is a fucking idiot, so he talks about:
Dieting
Being a freak
His genitalia
It's total projection. If you're a chick, obsessing about your diet is a great strategy, there are tons of men that want to date a girl who's conscious about her weight. But for a man?! It's just completely fucking weird.
He's pretty dime a dozen in New York money wise. I think his problem is he can't be a human being for five seconds. He does everything with the idea that he will be rewarded with sex and I think he's bad at hiding that fact..
"So what's it like to sleep on the streets. "
"Now you want to ask me a question? You were so intimidated by my rough appearance that it took you 15 minutes to ask such a stupid question. "
" Well, yes but... "
" I want my blowjob and then I'll leave. "
"Yes, sir."
Then Anthony proceeded to crawl under the table to give a homeless man his payment. A sloppy blowjob. After the deed was done, Ant called it a day and went straight home to wash down the semen with the good old Bud Light.
46 comments
1 Midian9876 2019-01-24
I’d resub to Anthony talk to a more wetbrained, future version of himself.
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-24
Maybe he will even kiss him himself
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-01-24
Even a simple segment of like they used to do all the time. Why not roast O&A from ten years ago (obviously he'd have to cherry pick the very worse episodes to not be completely embarrassed by proof he used to be funny).
As ashamed as I am to admit to listening to the show, last year when I had a long commute I put up with since I had to listen to something on my way work. And even the extremely lame segments where they send Rob or Shitloaf down to ask for preparation H or niche sexual products and shit are pretty funny sometimes. J&S literally hate entertainment, or entertaining us at least.
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-01-24
Say "Cocksucker red lipstick" a few more times, Sam. It gets funnier each time.
1 bornrevolution 2019-01-24
no it actually doesn’t and gets rather annoying instead
1 JimandFred 2019-01-24
tony two shirts with charlie six jackets.
1 movement23 2019-01-24
Motherfucker I would love a homeless charlie reunion
1 wife_swamp 2019-01-24
2020 is the year of the Anthony cumia + bumfights revival collaboration
1 SirSodomy 2019-01-24
Got a niggas ribs hurtin frfr
1 cbanks420lol 2019-01-24
I thought it was awful. There's not even a single bumfight!
1 imwearingbonds 2019-01-24
Original, unique, funny content. Well done OP.
1 dawnshairybhole 2019-01-24
Very good, this is giving me a nice long chuckle
1 cardaderdention 2019-01-24
got a niggas ribs hurtin
1 cardaderdention 2019-01-24
MODS PUT THIS IN THE FUCKING SIDEBAR NOW.
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-24
Start doxxing them again then
1 boringoneliner 2019-01-24
Aqualung is a great song
1 cbanks420lol 2019-01-24
leave poor r/tacn alone.
1 ImaginaryCatDreams 2019-01-24
Holy shit, are those real shows or is it a joke subreddit? The promo pic for Morning looks like a parody of Jocktober hackery
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-24
She's poisoning his coffee!!! DAT'S ATTEMPTED MURDA ASUMPTIN!!!
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2019-01-24
That's the bit
1 BP-47 2019-01-24
The guests going through there are fucking awful. Morton can't be bothered to show up more than a few times a year. The Cellar Crowd have their own shows, or have nothing to to with Ant anymore.
The Manhattan studio is a flop. With all the bitching he does about his commute, Ant may as well go back to his basement studio or retire. A bunch of nobodies and degenerates doing shows there that no-one watches. The network is mismanaged by an incompetent leech ex-cop and Ant really gives no fucks, just wanting to play video games with Missy Muscles.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-01-24
for all I know he's been making great content for months. if it was a totally free podcast available through Westwood One for example, maybe the extra exposure would gain him more fans.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-01-24
The last show with Jim Norton was surreal. Jim described how he's spending large sums of money for "shockwave therapy." This is a process where an esthetician sticks a bunch of needles into his dick.
He went on to talk about how depressed he was, and how he didn't feel like life was work living if his dick didn't function.
Then he mentioned that guys like Matt Sera were starting to worry about his mental state.
Naturally, he checked his Tinder profile a dozen times and kept complaining that no one liked him.
One of my pet theories is that Jim Norton has been blacklisted by NY prostitutes. He seemed to confirm this; he talked about how he was excited to use the time off to see some whores... in California.
1 BoatHack2 2019-01-24
This makes a lot of sense. Most of the mid-to-high end level escorts use a customer identification and verification services like P411 and rely on referrals from other escorts if you've never seen them before. If Jim had a few bad experiences with New York escorts, I can see it very easy for word to travel fast, since they're all in the same "circle" so to speak.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-01-24
Exactly.
On the show, Jim talked about how he recently had dinner with some porn stars. I'll bet he's doing stunts like this because he can't meet prostitutes through the normal channels anymore. So he'll invite porn stars out, hoping they'll make a deal with him.
Getting friendzoned by a prostitute is a new low, but that's Norton's style.
He also mentioned that he wants to visit his ex, who moved to LA. Can you imagine how awkward it must be, when your ex girlfriend got married, had kids, AND MOVED TO CALIFORNIA, and he's still clinging on.
Ugh.
1 cbanks420lol 2019-01-24
That sounds like a horrible existence.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-01-24
Haha that's for erectile dysfunction isn't it? He probably needs that to fuck a woman without a penis. I'm sure he has no problem getting it up for a beautiful "woman" with a rock hard cock with rock hard titties
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-01-24
Yep. So cringey.
1 MadDog1981 2019-01-24
Why can't he just take viagra like a normal fucking person? It even went generic and is cheaper now.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-01-24
He's utterly clueless about what women want.
If I were Jim, I'd play up these things:
Being on TV
Being on the radio
Being a millionaire
But Jim is a fucking idiot, so he talks about:
Dieting
Being a freak
His genitalia
It's total projection. If you're a chick, obsessing about your diet is a great strategy, there are tons of men that want to date a girl who's conscious about her weight. But for a man?! It's just completely fucking weird.
1 MadDog1981 2019-01-24
He's pretty dime a dozen in New York money wise. I think his problem is he can't be a human being for five seconds. He does everything with the idea that he will be rewarded with sex and I think he's bad at hiding that fact..
1 stephenpaddock59 2019-01-24
Paint my fence!
1 David_Quiddich 2019-01-24
Make me!
1 smallDick-Mailman 2019-01-24
I believe it was a chicken coup that he wanted painted
1 David_Quiddich 2019-01-24
Either way those blintzes were terrible.
1 drcube2000 2019-01-24
Not a chicken sedan?
1 harriswill 2019-01-24
How the hell in 2 years did the comedian guests go from:
Mike Ward
Paul Mercurio
Esthur Ku
Dan Soder
Nick DiPaolo
with special guests like Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye to:
Matt Holt
Jimmy Shubert
Steve Grillo
Kyle Crawford
Tom McCaffrey
While jacking up the subscription rates?
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-01-24
I think many good names are skeptical, figure appearing will hurt more than help.
1 imwearingbonds 2019-01-24
I can't stop laughing at this
1 fakeaccount778 2019-01-24
Oh shit, this nigga got Gandalf?
1 GreatPartyMusic 2019-01-24
The Destroyer is gonna be pissed when he finds out Nana stole another guest from him.
1 Abarf 2019-01-24
"Just wait until we get the studio in the city!"
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-01-24
If Homeless Guy does well enough on the show aka laugh at Anthony's hack material and be a yes man, he might eventually become Anthony's sixth cohost.
1 LDChip 2019-01-24
Anthony has a show?
1 3stepsbackward 2019-01-24
Even the homeless want nothing to do with him.
1 Guatzelot 2019-01-24
"So what's it like to sleep on the streets. " "Now you want to ask me a question? You were so intimidated by my rough appearance that it took you 15 minutes to ask such a stupid question. " " Well, yes but... " " I want my blowjob and then I'll leave. " "Yes, sir."
Then Anthony proceeded to crawl under the table to give a homeless man his payment. A sloppy blowjob. After the deed was done, Ant called it a day and went straight home to wash down the semen with the good old Bud Light.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-24
She's poisoning his coffee!!! DAT'S ATTEMPTED MURDA ASUMPTIN!!!
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2019-01-24
That's the bit