1 2019-01-23 by Compound_MediaPR
1 JimandFred 2019-01-23
call a locksmith?
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-01-23
She’s waiting for one to friend her on Facebook.
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-01-23
Going home at 2am after a hot date?
1 moleguy9k 2019-01-23
used up her 45 minutes of vacation time
1 sexylarrytate 2019-01-23
Walk in front of a bus.
1 Cumiaisadisgrace 2019-01-23
Did she try the garage door opener?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-01-23
GARAGE DOOR OPENER HAHA HOOOLYYY SHIIIT!!
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-01-23
It doesn't snow where I'm from and even I know you use rubbing alcohol. Brainless mutant
Fresh urine works in a pinch.
1 thissiteruinedme 2019-01-23
If Patti's body had the capacity to produce heat then I'd suggest rubbing that on it, but she could probably pick the lock by sticking in two of her old lady arthritis fingers.
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1 JimandFred 2019-01-23
call a locksmith?
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-01-23
She’s waiting for one to friend her on Facebook.
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-01-23
Going home at 2am after a hot date?
1 moleguy9k 2019-01-23
used up her 45 minutes of vacation time
1 sexylarrytate 2019-01-23
Walk in front of a bus.
1 Cumiaisadisgrace 2019-01-23
Did she try the garage door opener?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-01-23
GARAGE DOOR OPENER HAHA HOOOLYYY SHIIIT!!
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-01-23
It doesn't snow where I'm from and even I know you use rubbing alcohol. Brainless mutant
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-01-23
Fresh urine works in a pinch.
1 thissiteruinedme 2019-01-23
If Patti's body had the capacity to produce heat then I'd suggest rubbing that on it, but she could probably pick the lock by sticking in two of her old lady arthritis fingers.