I will also be doing a shitload of live shows and signings in various cities. I’m really psyched to get the book out and travel around promoting it.

1  2019-01-23 by dhort13

15 comments

1  Jim-sucks-shit 2019-01-23

Four fucking sharpies.

1  JustPooch 2019-01-23

One for each book he signed!

1  SibHashian13 2019-01-23

This is the equivalent of Uncle Phil tossing Jazz out of the house.

1  Kudokara 2019-01-23

I wanna FIGURE OUT how to use a mailbox.

1  Terahite 2019-01-23

Are ya?

1  SomervilleDan 2019-01-23

Nice security detail, stupid

1  McGowan9 2019-01-23

Those are stripogram "bodyguards."

Everyone back to the Compound! Jacuzzi party!!

1  johnajapanda 2019-01-23

Nice backpack, stupid pedophile.

1  zoogie778 2019-01-23

Did he have any more signings than that one failure?

1  JustPooch 2019-01-23

Lol no.

1  i_saw_nothing 2019-01-23

Maybe he posted them on his twitter and you missed it, somehow.

1  TrievelGoesSouth 2019-01-23

I want to take a sandblaster to his face whenever I see that fucking “everything is going great!" smirk.

I know you’re miserable inside, faggot.

1  no_one_inparticular 2019-01-23

Actually needing a presidential detail sized security escort to protect you from a girl with a homemade sign.

1  marionssilverplatter 2019-01-23

Aunts book signing makes intern Robs pool party look well attended.

1  of_lower_stock 2019-01-23

He REALLY thought that misspelled, third grade reading level drivel was going to be a hit. The Cumias have to be some of the least self-aware people ever to plague the Earth.