r/opieandanthony: It turns out that Sarah Beattie chick (who offered to give a blowjob in return for punching that kid) doesn't even write for SNL, and is just a compulsive liar nutjob.

Triggered? Lol imagine being an adult "man" and using that word. I think its funny, only one mad is this sub reddit, specifically you. Id easily kick the shit out of you tho.

1 LiberalPussy 2019-01-23

I’m not getting uppity about a teen smirking. Clearly you’re the bothered one here and are just projecting. And cut the tough guy shit. Everyone knows you’d buckle faster than Joe Cumia, prairie nigger apologist.

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

You are, even downvoted like a bitch lmao. Im not cutting shit but maga throats.

1 LiberalPussy 2019-01-23

How do you feel about this footage of you being out there? https://youtu.be/65b7YuGOYMw

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

I did what I had to do. No regrets. Personally I think anyone buying vapes should be kicked out.

1 Artie-Larger 2019-01-23

I’m mad too.

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Im here for ya.

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-01-23

Imagine posting in the chapo subreddit.

1 TheUserRedditBanned 2019-01-23

I'd steal that for my flair, were I a thief.

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Imagine white knighting for some dork in high school lmao.

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-01-23

The fuck are you taking about

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

You. This sub.

1 xyniphis 2019-01-23

He didnt bother to wait the hour it took for the full video to show how high school kids did nothing wrong, so he still believes that some maga kids terrorized a peacful indian drummer and some innocent black isrealites

1 danelawndo 2019-01-23

You make fun but did your wife's boyfriend get you a nintendo switch for Christmas?

1 John_Gulbunny 2019-01-23

Tough guy

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

I am. Thanks. Keep crying over women, im sure you'll lose your virginity one day.

1 John_Gulbunny 2019-01-23

You listen to chapo, the only virgin here is you

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

No, its you. And this whole sub. "A woman made a joke online!???! I need tampons for my asshole!!!" -O&a sub

Lmao absolute pissy losers.

1 IceBoxChamberlain 2019-01-23

You guys ever notice liberals go to insult is "virgin", as if we don't know they were virgins throughout their high school career and grew up to date practice girls? Just be happy you've found your genetic place in the world, dude.

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Calling me a lib is the only thing thats hurt so far. Ouch, virgin, ouch.

1 Bitscoinmooning 2019-01-23

Wow dude we get it you're a 150 pound (male) balding with hipster glasses and you like craft beer and interracial pornography.

You aren't punching an Nazis you sissy faggot

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Im 6'1 239, full head of hair, 20/20 vision (had a physical literally today) and dont drink anymore. I do like interracial porn tho, you got me there. Ive literally hit a nazi before bitch, and I plan on doing it again.

1 Bitscoinmooning 2019-01-23

Then you would stagger forward like Bam but I'd be like boosh and Dodge right but you'd try to feint with a kick but kazow! Ive blocked it with a half arm strike, then woosh another punch it connects with my face

Grins

Oi oi oi shounen hakyuu nen haiyai dazoooou

I was hoping to use my full power but with one flick you're on the ground crying, you've simultaneously pissed yourself and cum because you are that gay, then you keep cumming till you turn into dust. Later me and my Nazi friends come by your grave and goose step into a dab.

2 weeks later the apartheid state of Israel is reduced to glass

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Alright, you win this one.

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-01-23

Look at this fat fuck.

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

You want my dick, don't ya?

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-23

World war Ii wnded in 1945 sir. You didn't hit a member of the national german workers party. You fought with some other dildo who posts mems of a frog in a red hat

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

I actually went to Argentina and beat Hitler's ass.

1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-01-23

How many Affliction shirts do you own?

1 WhereTheShitComesOut 2019-01-23

Just because a man fingers your asshole doesn't mean it's a physical.

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Wrong.

1 Bitscoinmooning 2019-01-23

look I have a sense of humor! Other people are clevery roasting me and I'm taking it on the chin REEEE NAZIS

Christ you must have absolutely no friends you blantantly homosexual kike

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Lol "clevery". I guess saying a bunch of swears after sperging out cuz some girl hurt your already huge asshole is "clever" around these parts. Stay mad pussy.

1 Bitscoinmooning 2019-01-23

Sorry bro can't hear you busy not being gay slamming some brews with my boys while tossing a football around and ghosting a girl I met at the bar, we're watching the fight on paper view.

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

You wouldnt have room for say, another friend would you?

1 Intricateentity 2019-01-23

Well I’m 6’2 240, full head of hair and a beard and ponytail, x-ray vision (had a physical literally today) and I only drink pure arctic glacier water. I agree with the interracial porn, but I think it sounds very nazi-ish to hit people over hats and slogans though...

1 BarryMcCaulkener 2019-01-23

Lit-uh-rally. Nice Valley Girl uptalk, stupid. And you're more like a 300+ pound, dry drunk pile of dog shit.

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Cool overused colin quinn phrase, stupid.

1 unwashedfezballs 2019-01-23

Nice stupid, stupid

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1 Artie-Larger 2019-01-23

Ryu from street fighter was 150 pounds. Watch who you call a sissy faggot.

1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-01-23

You're not doing your ideology any favors.

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Wrong. Nobody likes shit heads with cult hats. Just a bunch of pussies butthurt over a joke. Fucking morons are everything you claim to hate.

1 KarlosMarkas 2019-01-23

Cult hats like pussy hats?

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Yeah, cuz you see those everywhere nowadays dont ya? Lmao Nice try tho.

1 KarlosMarkas 2019-01-23

I live in Washington and yes I still see those hats. I'm not mad over the joke, I'd totally abuse the kid so Sarah would just smile and blow me.

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Dont blame you for that.

1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-01-23

Looks like that dude beat her to it.

1 maynardsabeast 2019-01-23

Who gives a fuck if she writes on snl, who gives a fuck what some random person writes on Twitter. Overall she’s a net positive to the internet because of her tits and willingness to post sexy pics. I like her

1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-23

You make a persuasive argument, Fry

1 SLYNTH69 2019-01-23

it's that kind of attitude that lets this fucking e-thots rule the world. You're that starved for internet tits? faggot

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-23

these assclowns never realize when you are a drooling thirsty mook about tits these dumb broads cop a tude and cover the tits up.

when you knock them down a peg or two, they have to prove something to themselves so the tits come out more.

these dumb holes deserve nothing. take your top off, tots. I might break half a smile.

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Gayest statement ever.

1 maynardsabeast 2019-01-23

Well you guys are posting about her like she matters and saying she rules the world and I simply said she was hot, but okay sure

1 SLYNTH69 2019-01-23

whatever little bitch

1 Chainer 2019-01-23

Cuck

1 maynardsabeast 2019-01-23

Lol

1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-01-23

Well come on fellas. Did we really think there were women writers? Lol

1 dom6502 2019-01-23

Well, the show does suck...

1 stonepitbull141 2019-01-23

Ouch, that's harsh. A writer used to be able to make ends meet by writing this shit on the down low, but now they're going to be named and shamed every week. Stupid man-jawed anorexic bitch ruined it for everyone.

1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-01-23

why would she lie?

1 LamarThePotato 2019-01-23

A lying sack of shit trying to attach important institutions to her name, something never seen before.

1 tranthasourus 2019-01-23

That shows so bad you could tell me Bobo writes for SNL and is believe you.

1 LiberalPussy 2019-01-23

D-d-da day iz mine Trebeck, alroyt?

1 ObsiArmyBest 2019-01-23

Lol, of course. Takes two seconds to look at her social media to figure that out. Only idiots thought she did. She may have been a freelancer for SNL at one point, which really anyone can be.

Her main business is whoring out on instagram.

1 hard_to_explain 2019-01-23

She seems as unfunny as SNL is now

1 pomegranate2012 2019-01-23

you can "work" for SNL and not get any of your material used.

just ask jay mohr.

1 aaronupright 2019-01-23

Same way tha High Chief Total Bull was a Refrigerator Repairman in Nebraska during his marine service, not a Vietnam veteran.

1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-01-23

I wish troy Quan would take her hiking.

1 toe_trigger 2019-01-23

Kind of ironic that she offered to suck dick, when based on his picture it looks like that's what this faggot does regularly.

1 SensibleKeks 2019-01-23

With that cum dripping from his mouth I thought this would another Logan Lynn thread.

1 rahtin 2019-01-23

Everyone talking about her Beefers and nobody linking

1 LiberalPussy 2019-01-23

Found the faggot

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-01-23

Imagine posting in the chapo subreddit.

1 John_Gulbunny 2019-01-23

Tough guy

1 Bitscoinmooning 2019-01-23

Wow dude we get it you're a 150 pound (male) balding with hipster glasses and you like craft beer and interracial pornography.

You aren't punching an Nazis you sissy faggot

1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-01-23

You're not doing your ideology any favors.

1 iPissOnConfedGraves 2019-01-23

Lol "clevery". I guess saying a bunch of swears after sperging out cuz some girl hurt your already huge asshole is "clever" around these parts. Stay mad pussy.