Meanwhile, in Hollywood.

1  2019-01-23 by TheWelfareMan

32 comments

Nick Offerman is the man!

Your mother's cunt.

that's not nice.

DAT'S VULGA!

I unironically like and want to meet Scorch.

He does his own thang. Respectable, even his thang is offbeat.

Gangsta

Scorch looks like a bad hombre but he couldn’t be further from that

He could play a biker gang member in a movie, but he's a cool guy in real life.

Joe thinks he's in a biker gang, but he's really a faggot pussy.

Calling shots on the streets for the AB.

Teaching Sam to be an unmarketable life-loser was Scorch's greatest gift to the world among many

When did Gavin get his eyebrow pierced?!

He has the free time since he isn’t busy looking anything at all like Scorch.

Bottom right: Stockbroker Scorch loosens his tie after a long day on Wall Street.

Top left: stockbroker scorch starting his day. He’s also the first one to arrive at the office

Paws For A Cause: Millionare Edition

"I'm sorry, Scorch, but there's just no way we can keep you on."

"But I don't even really work here, knowhatimean?"

"That's what makes this so difficult."

Looking PFG!

Scorch looks like what Bro Joe wishes he looked like, but Scorch only pretends to be tough for film roles instead of larping. In his personal life he has no problem spending a day in a dog cage to raise money for animal charity.

Good guy that Scorch. Should I say Pretty Fuckin Good Guy.

Need a sitcom starring, Scorch & his brothers, played by, Joseph Gatt, Keith Jardine & their dad Michael Berryman.

I know this might dissapoint some of you, but scorch is Jewish.

I want to be an actor, but I REFUSE to take out my stupid eyebrow piercing.

It's called principles and us indicative of trustworthy people.

His relentless optimism in the face of constant failure is inspiring.

He's the Ralph Kramden of radio hosts. One of these days, Sibby...

We got to draw the line somewhere for dated references. Christ almighty this is getting out of hand

I hate how he's wearing those glasses like he's a trailer park Clark Kent.

SCOOOOOOOOORCH YEAAAAAA!!!

fuckin RIP SIBBY

They should fire Jim and Sam and hire scorch to replace those two douches.