sam roberts.. father of the year

1  2019-01-21 by trumpisincredible

9 comments

I hear he let his child get molested by Logan Lynn. unconfirmed, but almost certainly true.

I heard Sam was hesitant but when Lynn offered him a one year supply of Anytizers he just couldn't turn it down.

He is a failure as a husband and father ... likely as a son, too

His face was way too close to the camera. I feel fucking violated.

He should never talk about real sports. Or anything, for that matter.

What the fuck is up with his eyelids?

Bad genes simple as that.

He looks a mentally ill vagrant.

I feel Kevin Pollack’s retching disgust and total repulsion for this ghoul. I want to twist Robert’s head off like a bottle cap and pour his contents into the fecal-ridden Ghanges. Thank you, I feel better now.