Opie: helps his brother buy a restaurant. Maintains himself as "silent partner."

1  2019-01-21 by lawyerherelistenup

Taught his brother to fish, giving him food for a lifetime.

Ant just buys Joe fish. Forcing him to come back every month looking for more.

28 comments

1  ShartingOutYourCunts 2019-01-21

so so so so so so so so so so the only fish left are rancid toxic waste blink's? And I have to eat them out of Howard Sterns ass?

1  McGowan9 2019-01-21

If Anthony had bought Joe a restaurant it would've been less than a month before Joe "bust it out" for the insurance money, like the crooked piece of Sicilian nigger garbage he is.

1  LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-01-21

And then when Ant rightfully asked for his cut of the scam (since he bought the restaurant) cosplay faggot nigger nose Joe would, undoubtedly, say “well, you don’t need the money, “AntH,” you make millions a year!” Fucking slimy cunt that he is.

1  yabbadabbadough 2019-01-21

I could picture those two lasagna spooks getting into a fistfight over who gets how much of the kike lightning insurance scam dough.

1  roberto-plant 2019-01-21

It would have ended like that one couple on kitchen nightmares (amy's bakery?).

THESE YELPERS ARE ATTACKING ME! MY FOOD IS GREAT! NOT A PEDOPHILE!

1  yabbadabbadough 2019-01-21

"... and then, you light a match."

1  WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-01-21

You know BroJoe Solo show would be headlining every night for those few weeks though

1  Wolfizm 2019-01-21

Not so silent, partner.

1  ballpitpredator 2019-01-21

wow, a perfect real-life example of that saying.

But sadly, I don't think Joe can be taught to "fish"

1  ObsessiveMuso 2019-01-21

He fishes for handouts at Lake Compound. Like when you feed a stray.

1  MIMIBEARDSLEYSBEARD 2019-01-21

Hopefully he takes up spearfishing and puts a spear into his leg. Or he goes ice fishing and falls through the ice.

1  kingship75 2019-01-21

The first one will never happen. The Cumias ARE spear-chuckers, afterall.

1  cro-magnon_sam 2019-01-21

I'll have you know they call joe a "fisher of men" at the gay bar he frequents.

1  SirSodomy 2019-01-21

AntH holds his payments against Joe as a bargaining chip so when his nieces hit 11-12 years old he can cash in

1  lawyerherelistenup 2019-01-21

Prepaid collateral

1  CommodorePawsey 2019-01-21

For a guy who uses prepaid cards to buy phone minutes. He pretends he’s buying “burners” because he watches too much TV and would tell you to “stand down” if you point out his lies.

1  00110001liar 2019-01-21

Joe smells like fish

1  CamMoses 2019-01-21

Whoa you know Opie doesn’t like his brothers restaurant mentioned. It’s bad for business

1  donandmikeshow 2019-01-21

Opie’s brother Brett that runs the restaurant does not talk to Opie anymore. He hates him. Brett is still friends with Anthony and talks to Ant & Joe often.

1  niceusernamestupid 2019-01-21

That sucks man

1  CommodorePawsey 2019-01-21

Why? What happened?

1  Classic_Commuter 2019-01-21

So that's why Opie never mentions the restaurant anymore. Thanks, I was actually wondering that recently

1  AxelSpott 2019-01-21

Sounds like someone is asking for the opiearmy to get involved

1  allenricketts 2019-01-21

That explains the rats. Everything goes to shit without the king.

1  yabbadabbadough 2019-01-21

You noticed that too, huh? I didn't wanna say anything 'cause I thought it was an isolated incident.

1  AxelSpott 2019-01-21

I don't question the dear leader, but silent he aint

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1  I_WILL_RAPE_HOMO_JOE 2019-01-21

"Buy a pedophile child spit, feed him for a day. Teach him how to be a catholic priest, feed him for a life time."