YOU KNOW WHAT DUUUUUUUDE! YA GOT YOUR SAVAGES, YA GOT YOUR CULT, BOOM! I'M GOD DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

1  2019-01-21 by Teowomannequin

9 comments

Colonel Girth.

"I watched Norton crawl along the edge of a straight razor. ... Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving."

I detest the stench of empty fridges.

...like I was shot with a diamond...diamond donut, right through my forehead fat pad...

HAHAHA

Anthony Cumia starring in... Pockalypse Now

Dude, the horror dude. Hold my hand dude

He broke from his knee, then he broke his weight record.

Dude, you're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a huge bill.