I was working in a soup kitchen serving alt left hipsters saving up for their trip to instagram vacation to Ecuador where they take multiple pictures with poor people in-between taking surf lessons and writing angry Yelp reviews attacking local shops. Suddenly I heard the words "hold on" echoing in my head. I then knew what I had to do. I threw the soup at a guy wearing an Colbert for prez 2020 shirt and stormed out.
Opie tried to tell those retards that he has no power over us and we are fucking crazy. Instead of saying 'oh sorry, then lets have pleasant shit talking session about how they are terrible' he says 'oh I dont think so honey it says Opie right in the sub name' in an extremely faggy voice.
The Opester actually DM’d me on twitter after I liked one of his tweets, and asked him what was going on, he said - ”Fuck Jay Mohrs! All the shit I did for him on the show and he let’s this FAGGOT friend of his rip me apart online?! He shouldn’t fuck with me, I know you guys on the subreddit have my back. Tell your friends about my show, thanks for being a fan. “
As an aside, this season of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia was mediocre, and the finale was fucking terrible.
However, the last line of the episode was Frank looking directly into the camera with tears in his eyes, having apparently just had a profound epiphany.
22 comments
1 LamarThePotato 2019-01-21
We are autonomous and have our own opinions regarding the faggorty going on around the World, but once our leader Opie tell what to do, we do it.
1 zonda_tv 2019-01-21
There I was one day, just sucking dick and voting for Obama as usual, until Greg "Opie" Hughes reignited the fire of bigotry in my heart.
1 Anarox 2019-01-21
I was working in a soup kitchen serving alt left hipsters saving up for their trip to instagram vacation to Ecuador where they take multiple pictures with poor people in-between taking surf lessons and writing angry Yelp reviews attacking local shops. Suddenly I heard the words "hold on" echoing in my head. I then knew what I had to do. I threw the soup at a guy wearing an Colbert for prez 2020 shirt and stormed out.
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-21
It's something worth stepping over the body of your dead children for
1 MIMIBEARDSLEYSBEARD 2019-01-21
Dats my cake
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-01-21
Opie tells me to attack. I attack!
1 Anarox 2019-01-21
You read that long as post on the other site from the opester Right? Project roadsodas is a go
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-01-21
If you bother Opie, you deal with us.
1 AntsCamera 2019-01-21
Just make sure you read the daily newsletter for your marching orders.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-01-21
Is the Funny Mofos Daily still a thing? That was a great Opie bit right up there with Harry Hater and big boy has the big bat TA-DAY!
1 dionysus187 2019-01-21
Opie tried to tell those retards that he has no power over us and we are fucking crazy. Instead of saying 'oh sorry, then lets have pleasant shit talking session about how they are terrible' he says 'oh I dont think so honey it says Opie right in the sub name' in an extremely faggy voice.
1 BabyJamesGomez 2019-01-21
This flimsy little cum rag is dumber than Joe.
1 mb0087 2019-01-21
A content creator is not responsible for the actions of someone else that consumed their product.
It’s like saying the ground assisted a murderer in a massacre because they walked on it.
1 buryonedeep 2019-01-21
Must be a literal fruitcake
1 PassProtect15 2019-01-21
Just realized the Opester is wearing slippers. Happy to call him our leader
1 McGowan9 2019-01-21
Opie is the charismatic and manipulative Wahhabist Mullah to our gullible Down syndrome suicide bomber.
1 artiessobriety 2019-01-21
Logan Lynn's butthole is scarred and damaged from hundreds of men plowing him. Fucking disgusting. I predict he'll die soon from suicide.
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-01-21
HEIL OPIE
1 Peckas1 2019-01-21
Opie leads by example.
1 DinkPinch 2019-01-21
The Opester actually DM’d me on twitter after I liked one of his tweets, and asked him what was going on, he said - ”Fuck Jay Mohrs! All the shit I did for him on the show and he let’s this FAGGOT friend of his rip me apart online?! He shouldn’t fuck with me, I know you guys on the subreddit have my back. Tell your friends about my show, thanks for being a fan. “
As an aside, this season of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia was mediocre, and the finale was fucking terrible.
However, the last line of the episode was Frank looking directly into the camera with tears in his eyes, having apparently just had a profound epiphany.
Allow me to echo his sentiments here: “I get it!”
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-01-21
We'll know when this troll campaign is over when brothaman tells us to hold on and put us back on track. Until then, we rumble.
1 MaxyNee 2019-01-21
Sub is lgoing off rn
1 Anarox 2019-01-21
You read that long as post on the other site from the opester Right? Project roadsodas is a go