If only Jay could have coached his own life a little better. Imagine going from starring in Tom Cruise blockbusters to hosting a podcast nobody gives a fuck about with two disastrous marriages behind you. Sign me up!
I feel like my life is going ok, but what it's missing is a relationship with a really adventurous woman. Someone fearless, who's not afraid to live life right on the edge. I'm not really into travel or extreme sports; so maybe just a woman who's into low-cost experimental plastic surgery and has a fistful of untreated mental illnesses. Oh, and I'd really like it if her face looked like a poorly-made plastic trout.
I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem for an "intuitive" like JJ. He may even suggest techniques to ensure a long, fruitful romance with the lucky-lady-to-be: such as taking her surname, or allowing her to incorporate her creative insights into your decades-long passion on account of her inability to cultivate any hobbies or interests of her own!
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1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-01-21
But don't forget to read the DISCLAIMER before making any final decision!: http://www.jaymohr.com/disclaimer-resources
1 Foddashow 2019-01-21
"I am unqualified."
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-01-21
It really might as well read "CONSULT ME FOR ADVICE AT YOUR OWN RISK."
1 Foddashow 2019-01-21
"I am unqualified."
1 Twatsmash 2019-01-21
If only Jay could have coached his own life a little better. Imagine going from starring in Tom Cruise blockbusters to hosting a podcast nobody gives a fuck about with two disastrous marriages behind you. Sign me up!
1 stinkyslit 2019-01-21
It’s for MK Ultra survivors
1 3stepsbackward 2019-01-21
It should feature testimonials and promotional words from Elliott Rodger and Adam Lanza.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2019-01-21
I've always despised the fact that he keeps trying to get everyone to call him "JJ"
1 Jungies 2019-01-21
I feel like my life is going ok, but what it's missing is a relationship with a really adventurous woman. Someone fearless, who's not afraid to live life right on the edge. I'm not really into travel or extreme sports; so maybe just a woman who's into low-cost experimental plastic surgery and has a fistful of untreated mental illnesses. Oh, and I'd really like it if her face looked like a poorly-made plastic trout.
You think JJ could help me out?
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-01-21
I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem for an "intuitive" like JJ. He may even suggest techniques to ensure a long, fruitful romance with the lucky-lady-to-be: such as taking her surname, or allowing her to incorporate her creative insights into your decades-long passion on account of her inability to cultivate any hobbies or interests of her own!
1 Jungies 2019-01-21
He sounds ideal; thank you for the recommendation!
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-01-21
Don't mention it! #MohrriorNation