I agree with the shit that comes in packets from your run of the mill Chinese restaurant that every town has 1 or more of, but homemade mustard sauce from a great Chinese restaurant is delicious. Dipping a spring roll in or spooning some over a lettuce wrap (gay) is good shit.
Blizzard tried to sell the concept of a new Diablo game being on a MOBILE platform, to hardcore PC gamers (who've spent years and good money building up various CPU tower setups to play things like Blizzard's shitty games). Predictably backfired, and predictably the studio (in that this is what every games studio has done since Gamergate) blamed the gamers for not completely liking the idea. Also; Blizzard wants Chinese money, and naturally more people play mobile games than PC games in China, hence this mobile version of Diablo.
And this guy's hair looks like it's held together with static electricity.
The whole mobile game industry is based on fleecing naive lower middle class Chinese people and their children, who have bank accounts for the first time in their lives and don't understand how credits cards work because they've been raised in a state where lending didn't exist. The first and most important casualty of the China bubble will be Diablo: Immortal.
I've never heard of egg whites with mustard as a health food. There's hundreds of ways to eat eggs, not once have I heard of egg whites with mustard before it became the Egg Diva's go-to breakfast to spazz out about.
He always talks about how his egg whites with mustard are "fucked up" but how good can they be even when they're perfect? Shit.
Just another way this sub has trickled into my life; I have been playing D2 the last 2 weeks nonstop. My main character is a level 87 sorcereress named ‘FeedNana’, and all of my mule characters are comics associated with the show. Pretty faggy, I know.
I agree with the shit that comes in packets from your run of the mill Chinese restaurant that every town has 1 or more of, but homemade mustard sauce from a great Chinese restaurant is delicious. Dipping a spring roll in or spooning some over a lettuce wrap (gay) is good shit.
58 comments
1 Kurt_Love 2019-01-20
Diablo. Fucking badass. Ozzy would definitely be my friend if he saw this shirt.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-01-20
That disgusting shit the chinks call mustard isn't fit for human consumption anyways.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-01-20
I agree with the shit that comes in packets from your run of the mill Chinese restaurant that every town has 1 or more of, but homemade mustard sauce from a great Chinese restaurant is delicious. Dipping a spring roll in or spooning some over a lettuce wrap (gay) is good shit.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-01-20
You can come spoon my lettuce wrap any time
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-01-20
It's a date.
1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-01-20
I like the shit in the packets though. I dip my egg roll in it.
1 asdfghjklfk 2019-01-20
You dip your egg roll in shit?
1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-01-20
Yes, for breakfast.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-01-20
We arl have commonarity of ranguage
1 DoublePattern 2019-01-20
I saw this similar
1 harriswill 2019-01-20
Chip Chippelson
1 Samira023 2019-01-20
Lovely
1 pomegranate2012 2019-01-20
Bob Kelly's lost weight.
2 NetherMoore 2019-01-20
Bob Kerry
1 pomegranate2012 2019-01-20
R Kerry
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-20
L Kerry
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-20
I bereave I can fry
1 literalotherkin 2019-01-20
Nice sequel to Diablo 3, stupid.
1 Purplestahli 2019-01-20
Nice not knowing its a prequel, stupid.
1 Gr8Chan 2019-01-20
He probably doesnt have a phone, omg roflcopter!
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-01-20
OUT OF SEASON APRIL FOOLS JOKE XDDDDDDD
1 sumant28 2019-01-20
CUE CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM THEME
1 fakeaccount778 2019-01-20
Yeah fuck that guy for not knowing about your nerd shit.
1 Purplestahli 2019-01-20
/¯_(ツ)_/¯
1 literalotherkin 2019-01-20
Best part about all this is all these people sticking up for me in the face of your unnecessary cruelty and insensitivity.
1 thrillated 2019-01-20
We aren't motherfucking you with Diablo mobile, I'd tell you if we were.
1 Seikko 2019-01-20
Genuinely.
1 cbanks420lol 2019-01-20
People who make better business decisions than Keith the Cop.
1 danelawndo 2019-01-20
How were they supposed to know Diabloville was going to get such a bad reaction?
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It looks like his hair is sitting on a force field around his head.
1 phead80 2019-01-20
Insanely similar to the worms
1 individual02 2019-01-20
This is EXACTLY how Jim would look if he had down syndrome.
1 Supernova5 2019-01-20
If?
1 LamarThePotato 2019-01-20
Somehow more normal looking than the real stupid one.
1 ayeayeskipper 2019-01-20
“If”
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-01-20
Blizzard tried to sell the concept of a new Diablo game being on a MOBILE platform, to hardcore PC gamers (who've spent years and good money building up various CPU tower setups to play things like Blizzard's shitty games). Predictably backfired, and predictably the studio (in that this is what every games studio has done since Gamergate) blamed the gamers for not completely liking the idea. Also; Blizzard wants Chinese money, and naturally more people play mobile games than PC games in China, hence this mobile version of Diablo.
And this guy's hair looks like it's held together with static electricity.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-20
The Chinese are steadily ruining the PC games market
1 choccole 2019-01-20
And movies. Enjoy your transformers 7 dummies.
1 MysterySteve 2019-01-20
The whole mobile game industry is based on fleecing naive lower middle class Chinese people and their children, who have bank accounts for the first time in their lives and don't understand how credits cards work because they've been raised in a state where lending didn't exist. The first and most important casualty of the China bubble will be Diablo: Immortal.
1 wqt00 2019-01-20
You've got phones, don't you?
1 Kudokara 2019-01-20
Do you guys not have an apple to borrow into?
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-20
Did you just bring me a fucking cider apple? Don't you know I'm recovering from drinking 4 beers in 1978?
1 phead80 2019-01-20
Oh shit this cracked me up. Fuck
1 MonsteRain 2019-01-20
Deckered Cain is a real mother fucker
1 AxelSpott 2019-01-20
Egg woll
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-20
Do you guys not spend your radio shows on your phones??
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-20
DudeIBlow
1 snargfursk 2019-01-20
That moment when he got flustered and said "What, you don't own cell phones?!" was great.
1 ohpizzawow 2019-01-20
You can tell that’s not Jim norton because someone actually married this person
1 LimousineLibtard 2019-01-20
CHING CHONG BING BONG
1 pineapplestastegood 2019-01-20
Genruinery
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-01-20
This butterhead's hair is too thick and luscious to be Jim
1 Frequent2001 2019-01-20
anyone got the original audio of norton bitching about being motherfucked by ssscumbags?
1 Phkna1 2019-01-20
Oh Arena, I rove you
1 GraphOrlock 2019-01-20
MY SON BOBBY, HE GOT A-MORESTED BY A RETARDED GUY!
1 BeerCanThick 2019-01-20
I've never heard of egg whites with mustard as a health food. There's hundreds of ways to eat eggs, not once have I heard of egg whites with mustard before it became the Egg Diva's go-to breakfast to spazz out about.
He always talks about how his egg whites with mustard are "fucked up" but how good can they be even when they're perfect? Shit.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2019-01-20
Do you guys not have phones? And check them every 30 seconds while you're doing a radio show?
1 winkleham 2019-01-20
Anyone who doesn't eat yolks for weight loss reasons is a fucking retard.
1 Midian9876 2019-01-20
Just another way this sub has trickled into my life; I have been playing D2 the last 2 weeks nonstop. My main character is a level 87 sorcereress named ‘FeedNana’, and all of my mule characters are comics associated with the show. Pretty faggy, I know.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-01-20
I agree with the shit that comes in packets from your run of the mill Chinese restaurant that every town has 1 or more of, but homemade mustard sauce from a great Chinese restaurant is delicious. Dipping a spring roll in or spooning some over a lettuce wrap (gay) is good shit.