People with a better rockstar persona than Brother Joe (12/2453)

1  2019-01-20 by pashow84

35 comments

oh it's the racist from iowa

Old man bones

Dude got hit by a car and lived. Joe would have died like a little pussy.

The way the Cumias drive, I'm surprised it wasn't one of them that hit him.

Yea... But has he VOLUNTARILY jumped out of an airplane? Didn't think so.

He looks more like he hit a gypsy with his car.

The stories of him out of his mind on coke directing Maximum Overdrive are awesome

He still can't remember writing Carrie, as he was coked AF.

I wanna hate him more than I actually do, it's very frustrating.

Swims in horror novel pussy.

When his local radio station was in danger of closing, Stephen King bought it, funded its return, and switched it to an all Rock and Roll format. He's been dumping money in to keep it afloat ever since.

He's like the reverse Brother Joe, spending his own money to pay and broadcast original artists.

He is also an artist himself. A long winded artist, but he does create instead of recycle.

He uses his own money to buy an American Fender Strat.

And his wardrobe at Target.

Where men his age should be shopping, not the discount bin at Hot Topic.

Target sells R Crumb shirts?

Yeah, big deal, what about my Chinese Fonder? So so so so so so so .... You’re saying that my guitar, having been manufactured as a knock off, isn’t genuine? So something has to be genuine to be genuine? I want an answer, sincerely. I would tell you if I didn’t. Oh shit, I just mixed my characters.

Paedo faggot

he can prob still get like 20 year old goth chicks to suck his wiener.

That actually sounds like a nice retirement plan

it's dope

King has the name, the cash, the artistic talent, the drug addiction/rehabilitation and brother joes own name is a reflection of insignificance compared to his brother, his brother is his bankroll, zero talent (all parodies and covers like the Amy Schumer of music), and he’s a closet child porn addict. Brother joe is a pathetic rat

He was in a semi joke band with Warren Zevon. It’s not saying much but, he’s Axle Rose compared to Joe.

Better shoes than Joey New Balance

who the fuck goes jogging on the side of the freeway, facing away from oncoming traffic?

i feel nervous even having to change my tire on the side of the road.

same type of guy that needlessly writes himself into the weakest part of his dark tower series.

I remember hearing on french radio that in southern Europe the average life expectancy of a person on foot in the emergency lane is 17 minutes.

Never has there been a face in more need of a moustache than Stephen King's.

Dude used to sport a healthy beard

Makes him look even more child molestery.

that crazed look never gets old, looking like a nut about to hunt down, rape and kill his prey, possibly not in that order

I sincerely unironically hope wearing jeans like that becomes a fashion fad

Nice walmart attire stupid.

He looks like a Make A Wish kid.

Dude used to sport a healthy beard

same type of guy that needlessly writes himself into the weakest part of his dark tower series.

I remember hearing on french radio that in southern Europe the average life expectancy of a person on foot in the emergency lane is 17 minutes.