Faggots

This sub is gay and retarded.

Holy shit bro I try to explain this place to people and it’s like what’s funny haha

I want to die

Helperdroid and its creator love you, here's some people that can help:

https://gitlab.com/0xnaka/thehelperdroid/raw/master/helplist.txt

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Okay now that's pretty funny

Agreed.

Would be a better helper droid if it helped you kill yourself though. Bender will always be the better sentient robot

DO A FLIP

Nah his voice actor was a fag

Freer den a mug in here

Stop doing these.

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I have never eaten beef jerky. It looks like dog treats.

Fuck you fuck yewwww awlroite

Listening for a year....

Where did they find retard slobs like Big A and Lady Di?

They make me feel so good about my teeny problems.

Oh that's nothing. Wait til you see what becomes of Anthony and Jimmy. They make lady di look like a saint

Anyone else see these docs on Netflix or Hulu about Fyre Festival? Can’t believe I never heard about this before. What a clusterfuck. The visionary behind it is the most unimaginable douche in history.

Festivals seem like complete scams that rope in dumb young adults. They all have these systems where you have to load money onto a card or some shit.

I'm elated that everyone who attended had a miserable time. They all should've seen the multitude of warning signs that the event was destined for catastrophe.

I hate the colored people

Everybody hates the Cumias here too.

Amy Schumer's husband comes home one day with a chicken under his arm.

"This is the pig I've been fucking." He says.

"That's not a pig, that's a chicken."

"I wasn't talking to you."

Amy Schumer walks into the doctor's with an enormous growth on her skull.
"How did that happen?", the physician yelps.
"Started with a - ah, you know this one already.

I don't get it

Yup.

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Some say Casper the Friendly Ghost was a faggot.

Test

Test

In 2019, Diabetes will kill Bobby Kelly and Amy's baby.

Back in 1948, during his first race for the US Senate, Lyndon Johnson was running about 10 points behind, with only nine days to go. He was desperate. And it was just before noon on a Monday, they say, when he called his equally depressed campaign manager and told him to call a press conference for just before lunch on a slow news day and accuse his high-riding opponent, a pig farmer, of having routine carnal knowledge of his sows, despite the pleas of his wife and children.

His campaign manager was shocked. "We can't say that, Lyndon," he supposedly said. "You know that it isn't true."

"Of course it's not!" Johnson barked. "But let's make the bastard deny it!"

-- Hunter S. Thomson

was 13 when I had anal for the first time. He was 22 and considerably bigger than me but not bigger than what normally comes out back there. It was fine and felt good. I know some will say it was all wrong but it wasn't. I was a super horny guy. I have been bottoming ever since and I am now 50. Only had one issue that caused total incontinence..... At both ends. He was Italian and super big. Literally horse hung. It felt so good and we did it numerous times over a weekend. Being in a tent, it was easy to duck out to pee, which happened often. It was at home when I realized a problem and hosed down my jeans and briefs. I got up from the sofa to go pee and I was going full blast when I began to walk to the bathroom. Embarrassing as it was witnessed by my 2 sons. I was informed via a friend who examined me that I did indeed suffer some stretching problems out back and my prostate was beat up a bit too from the sex. He gave me some adult diapers to wear. He was right in the fact that when I had to shit, I felt things moving but the ability to restrain it was not there. It was a humbling experience as I was walking when it happened and boom I was open at both ends. In all, it took the better part of a whole week to feel comfortable enough, and trust myself, and get that past me. I was most afraid of wetting my bed, which happened the first full day back home. Wetting myself fully clothed was also alarming to me as it was not expected. Having to have the "daddy has to wear diapers" talk with my two sons wasn't fun either. People are so apt to ridicule people different than they are. Yes, the OP was joking at first, but it CAN happen. Seeking medical attention was key. Knowing my physician helped, as he knew the guy in was with, and due to medical reasons, wears diapers when a bathroom may not be available. And.....diapers are not the worst thing in life either. I now have a small airplane and guess what I wear for undies when I am in the air for a few hours? It beats trying to go in a bottle!

That came from the heart.

Name checks out

Why‘s it called aids it doesn’t help with anything haha

Why's your apostrophe backwards stupid

any good podcasts recommendations ??

2U plays at Tally Ho Theater tomorrow night, I heard there's a lot of pedos there...

Is replying to a removed thread a bannable offense? I was looking at one through ceddit, and forgot where I was.

this is probably the right place for my demented ramblings, but where's the fun in that

go fuck yourself

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Testing to see if shitty reddit is letting me post now

Amy Schumer walks into the doctor's with an enormous growth on her skull.
"How did that happen?", the physician yelps.
"Started with a - ah, you know this one already.