Ant is dating Jackie Martling on steroids.

1  2019-01-19 by RapistWithHIV

55 comments

Didn’t she move to Seattle at the beginning of this month? I thought Ant was all alone these days

She always makes time to fuck the crypt keeper.

This is an old pic, so we'll just go ahead & assume that she did in fact leave Anthony.

She's so tired of being around a bunch of bitchmade, impotent faggots that she moved to the West Coast lmao

It is the first sign of his financial collapse, like fleas jumping off a dying dog.

She opened her own cross fit boot camp.

Yeeeaaahh brother!!!! Look at these 22 inch pythons!!!!

I think nana is more interested in that 9 inch python in her trousers

The lady will have a chocolate cake made with Weight Gain 9000 Protein Supplement instead of flour, and I'll have an enormous carafe of your shittiest beer.

Her shits are the size of a baby grizzly bear.

I want to see her chokeslam him through that table.

Just knowing she could is enough.

I bet she has the core strength to pull off a Hurricanrana.

I almost feel bad for any whore with low enough self esteem to date that geriatric, pock-faced cunt

Its is sad. The trauma of her youth.

but then you will see they tweet and talk that black crime non sense to please nana , at least this one keep it low profile

She is too mannish to get a better semi-rich, semi-celebrity faggot to bleed dry. What else is a girl to do?

She is still a step above Joe. At least she has a trade.

Missy was an interesting case study because of her self-improvement background with extreme fitness. Maybe booking up with Anthony was a form of performance art, to become a living embodiment of extremity in contrast.

Really hope she wins that big rig in the arm wrestling contest.

"Huh, huh, so i says to the guy, i says"

20 quid she talks like that

It's bucks, limey. Assimilate or acetate.

i swear to fuck if i'm mistaken for english again, damn canuck

Maybe don't talk like a britfag and you won't have to bust that blood vessel, Churchill.

"Four looneys"

This sub has warped my brain to such an extent that I really can't tell if half of the pics posted here are photoshopped. I'm 95% sure this is legit but the size of those guns and the creepiness of the snaggletoothed smile make me question the nature of Anthony's demented world tm .

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the readers believe is false." - Reddit

I'd hate for this guy to slap me around with those big mitts

Missy reminds me of the gym teacher from Scary Movie.

Missy would open Ants beers with her teeth

I'm thinking of the Seinfeld episode where man hands cracks the beer and it isn't a pop off.

A man should never date a woman with bigger arms than his.

Or penis.

[removed]

Welcome to reddit sockcucka! New users are able to submit posts after 5 days. If you think your post is a fair contribution to the subreddit, message the moderators for a faster approval.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

This picture seems a bit Over The Top

Lol Bruce Willis yuma

Her arms look like mine if I shaved them.

Probably an unpopular opinion, but I’d definitely fuck him.

This was touched up by the same guy who did the XM people's eyebrow and giraffe neck pic.

Jackie is all I can see now.

"Look at the biceps on that girl" said no straight guy ever.

This guy lifts

Are they in a bowling alley?

I dont get this chick, she greatly deviates from Nanas usual type. Like say if I was a forensic pathologist trying to build a case against an alleged serial pedophile/rapist, this one would stand out as off trend. Is it a pegging thing?

Definitely not his usual type.

Fame/money is running dry. There's a reason he dumped her then went back to her, hes running out of options.

she could probably beat ant up. she got bigger biceps than him i bet

Apparently after her birthday cake was demolished in 4 bites, she threw a (full) beer keg over a bus in celebration.

She left him for Seattle.

Look at those beefers. And by beefers I mean her arms.

This girl is a disaster and is STILL way too good for Anthony

What’s the over-under on if Anthony goes over or under Missy’s age with his next live-in squeeze?

How will he find one? All his past ones were from when he was still on Sirius XM.

She’s cute.

Lol Bruce Willis yuma