I have a Billy Joel song stuck in my head

1 2019-01-19 by TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Downeaster Alexa. There's no reason for this as I've only heard the song like once in my life and I only know the first six words. Really annoying. The good news is it may drive me to suicide.

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23 comments

1 MoistureMop 2019-01-19

We didn't start the fire buddy!

1 literalotherkin 2019-01-19

The dude made good pop songs. If you don't like Piano Man, Matter Of Trust or River Of Dreams you don't have a soul. He's the Jewish Phil Collins.

1 CasinoIndian 2019-01-19

River of Dreams is a modern classic.

1 literalotherkin 2019-01-19

Listening to it right now! Love it.

1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-01-19

He's Jewish!?

1 Air_Rangoon 2019-01-19

Billy Joel has a few great songs, but Phil Collins is a musical genius. Half the great Genesis songs were his, "In the Air Tonight" is better than every Billy Joel song put together, and he played the drums on this album.

Billy Joel is Long Island Paul McCartney. Jewish Phil Collins is...uh...Donald Fagen, I guess.

1 ArtiesArteries 2019-01-19

I go all in wit da Nightflys sniff

1 literalotherkin 2019-01-19

Phil Collins is amazing.

1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2019-01-19

Billy Joel is Jewish? Far out.

1 ElFaporino 2019-01-19

Yesterday I was whistling "Hello it's me" by Todd rundgren all day. I feel your pain brotherman. Tried getting a Different catchy tune stuck in your head?

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-01-19

Every time I try to think about anything all that's in my head is

WHELL I'M ONNNN THE DOWNEASTER ALEXAAAA

1 mudpart2 2019-01-19

It was written for his daughter. Nose for fucking days but nice voice as well.

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-01-19

I just listened to it. What a sad fuckin song man. Brotherman worked his fingers to the bone so he could own his Downeaster Alexa and support his family and nobody bought his stripers and swordfish so his purpose in life is suddenly worthless. 😔

1 call_me_winston 2019-01-19

the greatest song about fish ever conceived

no joke i love this drunk jew piece of shit genius

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-01-19

"Drunk jew piece of shit genius" is a solid way to describe Billy Joel.

1 Jungies 2019-01-19

Down's Syndrome Alexa, as Nick Mullen called it.

1 Air_Rangoon 2019-01-19

But what if the boat was gay?

1 Odos_Bucket 2019-01-19

Vienna has the greatest accordion solo of all time.

1 suirogerg 2019-01-19