r/opieandanthony: I hope everyone who calls himself "social media influencer" ends up like this

You seriously posted a south park clip in response to my comment? One of the most cliche clips at that? Unsubscribe to this sub and take a fucking shower.

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

If anything the clip is under posted. I don’t think I’ve come across a single better representation of modern day America

1 UnfunnyHack89 2019-01-19

I’m glad it takes no effort to prove how unfunny Indians are

1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-01-19

Oof. Unfunny AND Indian.

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

South Park unfunny? I can imagine a subscriber to Anthony cumias network having different opinions on that topic to me

1 Bam123321 2019-01-19

Why do you even bother to engage? They want you to feel bad because of your ethnicity, you can't change their beliefs by arguing not should you try. Just enjoy the sub for what you can and ignore what you can't.

1 UnfunnyHack89 2019-01-19

Catch a load of this homosexual

1 HotHatchFan 2019-01-19

Take your poo to the loo, stupid.

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

My ancestors invented indoor plumbing

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-19

Then why don't you use it?

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

The country is heterogeneous. It would be like me asking why do you get addicted to drugs and suck dick for crack

1 HotHatchFan 2019-01-19

Let’s go down that route. Those two things are really really fun. Street-shitters shit on the street because they’re lazy and fucking filthy.

1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-01-19

What a terrible analogy for your shitty heritage.

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh

1 Anarox 2019-01-19

Yeah well you had to didn't you?

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

Ja

1 literalotherkin 2019-01-19

Yeah out of over a billion disgusting rats a few high performers come over here and do OK. Congratulations. You should be proud.

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

Sweeping generalisations don’t make sense when a population is stratified. It would be like me saying of all the white opioid addicts and trailer parkers in the United States some west coasters become tech entrepreneurs

1 literalotherkin 2019-01-19

Sure but your point about heterogeneity is well made. You're a stratified people. Great part about European populations is that our breeding habits meant a more general distribution of positive traits. It's part of what makes us great and it's the reason we created the types of societies where some of your high performers could come and flourish in. Nigerians high performers come to America and do nearly as well. It's nothing to be proud of. Your high performers are just slightly better than Negro high performers. Congratulations.

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

Those high performers are higher up the totem pole by a wide margin than this subreddits motley Crüe of self described pan era bread employees and truck drivers which makes their puerile jeering and racism epithets look pathetic

1 Psych555 2019-01-19

It's part of what makes us great and it's the reason we created the types of societies

You didn't create shit, what's this "we" shit?

1 HotHatchFan 2019-01-19

You’re talking about how sweeping generalizations don’t make sense with a stratified population yet you post that South Park clip and how it’s a great representation of America. How ironic and quaint.

Your country is literally only known for butter chicken and shitting in the street. Your people have such little regard for hygiene and human decency that they need to be reminded by their government, the WHO, and the UN to not shit in the street openly.

I’ll just post this here for anyone else around that wants some serious lulz.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poo2Loo

https://youtu.be/Ll0GCPFpNQs

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

If you want to ignore your own problems and make yourself feel better by pointing at those of others I’m not going to stop you. I just think South Park did a good job at parodying the one note whining of people like you

1 HotHatchFan 2019-01-19

I never said shit about jobs. Jobs are better than ever right now. I don’t give a fuck and you won’t see me bitching about it.

Face it dog, in the modern world, India doesn’t contribute a fucking thing except fuel for internet memes about how your people just can’t help put pull their assholes out in front of women and kids and shit wherever they feel like it. My fucking dog has more regard for its poop than your people. It’s hilarious.

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

The opioid epidemic and rising suicide rates among whites like yourself are directly tied to loss of low skilled jobs

https://www.brookings.edu/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/casetextsp17bpea.pdf

1 HotHatchFan 2019-01-19

Two points. Firstly, neither myself nor my friends or family are addicted to opioids. Don’t give a fuck. Secondly, you’re assuming I’m white which, if your mother could have stopped cleaning the shit from out between her toes for long enough she could have taught you, is a pretty fucking stupid thing to do on the internet.

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

Weeb + this much anger = you’re white imo. Probably will be prescribed opioids as well at some point in response to above sentence

1 HotHatchFan 2019-01-19

I haven’t displayed any anger. In fact, I’ve only displayed levity toward the shitty, shit covered state of India.

The biggest weebs I know are black, bruh. You just keep missing and thats also hilarious. Indians just aren’t funny. The accused rapist Aziz Ansari is kind of funny. Russel Peters is also kind of funny but only to other street shitters. You really should stick to serving palak paneer and tech support.

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

Not really people resort to swearing as a way to diffuse the irritable state of anger they’re in. Besides blacks can’t be weebs because they’re not as cringe about it as you (won’t find them with pillows for example). Aziz is shit though along with most other Indians. In the humour department it’s more the Jews and blacks who have it rather than whites so it’s not a huge concession

1 HotHatchFan 2019-01-19

https://www.google.com/search?q=black+weeaboo&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj5-cOlxPrfAhXjz4MKHS5rAboQ_AUoAXoECAwQAQ&biw=320&bih=454

Literally the first result is a black guy with a waifu body pillow. Goddamn you’re bad at this.

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

Cool. Type in black klansman next to convince me that kkk is a movement of blacks

1 HotHatchFan 2019-01-19

I never made that assertion about black klansmen. You said you won’t find blacks with body pillows. I provided blacks with body pillows. See how this works?

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

I apologise to you for thinking you were intelligent enough to realise that generally true statements are not disproved by a singular counter example. I hope to not make this mistake again

1 HotHatchFan 2019-01-19

Are you implying there are anywhere close to as many black klansmen as their are black weeaboos? There are legions if black weebs and as far as I can tell maybe one black klansman and he’s famous for it. Fucking dipshit. I expect nothing less from a street shitter such as yourself.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-19

These are the people who ride on the front of a train and see no problem

1 cardaderdention 2019-01-19

Troy Quan did it better.

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-19

They fell in love.

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-19

sniff There it is, it was on the tip of my tongue.

1 SickLikeAidz 2019-01-19

I get it, because they "fell" HAHAHA HOLY SHIT!!

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-19

THAT'S the line!

1 Persianschlong 2019-01-19

Slamatmah Gandhi

1 ShetUp 2019-01-19

It really makes me sad reading this. I'd rather see footage.

1 ichise8 2019-01-19

i want audio of their falling screams so i can jerk off to it

1 GrandMasterBlack 2019-01-19

Anyone with pink hair deserves to fall off a cliff.

1 aRTie02150 2019-01-19

But without pink hair, how will you know how unique she is?

1 NguyenLevin71 2019-01-19

Doodle-like tattoos randomly all over her body, of course.

1 thissiteruinedme 2019-01-19

I imagine the camera guy panicking for the first hour whenever they'd wobble over to a cliff and lean over to say something pointlessly stupid to "nature". Then after he got tired of trying to convince them to take a step back from the ledge and them being combative he said "Fuck it" and let nature take its course.

1 AntsCamera 2019-01-19

I love stories like this.

1 Pajeet_My_Son 2019-01-19

Haha social media influencers.. more like splattered faggits

1 Dank_Finance 2019-01-19

At least half the people walking around National Parks are fucked up on something, typically booze or psychedelics. It's amazing more people don't die like this.

1 racemic_mixture 2019-01-19

Maybe they are responsible adults who don't have a dozen shots and stand an inch away from a lethal cliff edge.

1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-01-19

Camping is for escaping normie faggotry, and these jerk offs have to bring it with them. Glad they died.

1 danelawndo 2019-01-19

Finally a feel-good story in the news. If only this cliff drew in more "social media influencers".

What kind of fucking moron falls off a cliff?

1 whatisthishere 2019-01-19

It's annoying that "drunk" and "selfie" are bold and all letters capitalized.

1 Hooxx4442 2019-01-19

Yes but what happened to the zipcar?

1 Magnumdicksock 2019-01-19

Hahah rookies- Troy Quan

1 megaghost9 2019-01-19

Sounds like alcohol was the real influencer here AMIRITE BOYS

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-19

Hahaha they're dead

1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-01-19

how can anyone "influence social media" while being that ugly

1 deep_legal_shit 2019-01-19

80/20 rule. 80% who view people like that privately loathe them and sincerely cheer their your death.

1 RacistPigeon 2019-01-19

And 20% are literally retarded faggots

1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-01-19

They weren't drunk, they were confused there wasn't a street to shit in.

1 the_barroom_hero 2019-01-19

Yosemite's dangerous as fuck. Been there twice. One one of the most easily accessible trails (the mist trail) is also one of the most dangerous. It's a narrow, winding path of granite carved into steps that is constantly soaked from the watercall at the end. It fills up with busloads of fucking asian tourists and they all want selfies every 20ft so it's start, stop, start, stop. The more of these dumbfucks that fall, the better. Social media influencers should all get the ol' Troy Quan.

1 Treeckosis 2019-01-19

I have been near blackout hammered on mountains and rivers all over the rockies, gang. This is very hard to do unless you're trying.

1 UnfunnyHack89 2019-01-19

Drunk suicide pact, best way to increase your IG followship

1 SomervilleDan 2019-01-19

At least they died doing what they love!

1 HeWhoIsNotMe 2019-01-19

You know one of them fell, and instead of taking the hit, grabbed the other for the ride.

1 racemic_mixture 2019-01-19

IDK, I doubt someone with the profession of "Instagram Blogger" would be anything other than virtuous.

1 StuntPeckah 2019-01-19

What a waste. Imagine how many views the one that lived would have gotten.

1 AxelSpott 2019-01-19

The say in the forest below on crisp autumn nights you can hear the tapping of fake fingernails on a cell phone typing tweets to no one and in the distance see a bloody face lit only by the glow of the screen

1 Anarox 2019-01-19

So how did your daughter die?

Imagine being a parent, rasing her from birth, feeding and going through the "rough" years and thinking you can finally be at peace.

Then this dumb bitch gets hammered and decides to go rock climbing. For fuck sake

1 UnfunnyHack89 2019-01-19

Yea I would have expected it after the little retard dyed her hair pink

1 OGcumBoi 2019-01-19

the best part is the lady wearing a Reese Witherspoon from Wild costume, a brave female character that was a filthy whore and addicted to heroin

1 AnthonyCumio 2019-01-19

Troy Hinson: Sup?

1 sumant28 2019-01-19

If you want to ignore your own problems and make yourself feel better by pointing at those of others I’m not going to stop you. I just think South Park did a good job at parodying the one note whining of people like you

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-19

E-Raj

1 UnfunnyHack89 2019-01-19

Catch a load of this homosexual

I hope everyone who calls himself "social media influencer" ends up like this

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