I was about 10 when the first Jurassic Park came out and I was already a little faggot who was obsessed with dinosaurs, so it felt like that movie was made just for me. It's still the only movie I've ever seen more than once in the cinema. I saw it the evening it came out and went back the next day.
Who cares I know but even my 10 year old gay self would have considered a full size raptor next to the pool kind of too much. Cumia is a deranged child.
even if it’s cool, that’s not the point. Ant got the raptor because they both share the same rough & scaly skin, and to attract children. They’re both predators.
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1 betadrome 2019-01-19
Not even Richie Rich would be this nigger rich.
1 TedBacon 2019-01-19
Children like dinosaurs. I'm guessing that what's his reasoning, it's some kind of lure
1 murderboner0 2019-01-19
Puppies and candy are lures. That is an obvious attempt to impart fear and intimidate vulnerable young minds
1 McGowan9 2019-01-19
I was about 10 when the first Jurassic Park came out and I was already a little faggot who was obsessed with dinosaurs, so it felt like that movie was made just for me. It's still the only movie I've ever seen more than once in the cinema. I saw it the evening it came out and went back the next day.
Who cares I know but even my 10 year old gay self would have considered a full size raptor next to the pool kind of too much. Cumia is a deranged child.
1 Attonitus1 2019-01-19
To trick the neighborhood children in to believing his backyard is a mini putt course.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-19
I hate on the guy for a lot of things, even this, but I must admit that does seem fun.
If I had complete and total privacy, like I was locked in a vault at Fort Knox, I'd probably really fucking enjoy that.
I'd rapidly descend into madness and make it my friend, like when Ren Hoek was a hermit in a cave.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-19
Such downvote!
1 alkiefuck 2019-01-19
if i had stupid money, i'd buy replicas of alien and other goofy shit
1 BonesMalone2 2019-01-19
I'm in the market for a Short Circuit robot myself. 😉
1 brmlb 2019-01-19
even if it’s cool, that’s not the point. Ant got the raptor because they both share the same rough & scaly skin, and to attract children. They’re both predators.
1 graemelloydforever 2019-01-19
His entire house is identical to something one of the rappers on Cribs would have, and the poor fuck has no idea.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-01-19
You’re just jealous
1 graemelloydforever 2019-01-19
You got me.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-01-19
I bet he doesn’t even spend the time or money to open the hot tub this year.
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-01-19
Those fucking dinosaurs are gonna be the first thing Ant puts on Ebay once he gets desperate.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-01-19
The white trash in me loves this. And the white trash in me also likes the white trash he fucks.
1 LannisterLoyalist 2019-01-19
Clever girl
-Ant, when his girlfriend doesn't need flashcards anymore.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-01-19
Veloci(statutory)raped'er.
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1 whatisthishere 2019-01-19
How/why did you find something he posted in April, 2013?
1 anonimescu 2019-01-19