To all scumbag hotel managers: You don't get to sleep at 3 AM when he doesn't enjoy his pillow. He'll have yours.

1  2019-01-19 by JimNortonsSobriety

23 comments

he looks like a thumb

Stop stealing Owen Benjamin's bit, you're no gay bear!

No one knows what the fuck you're talking about.

Go suck Gene Simmons’ dick some more.

That's RapistWithAIDS, faggot.

So you’re an asshole who posts with several accounts.

Nice life, faggot.

I'm not him, you retarded imbecile.

I don’t give a fuck who you are, faggot.

You think Owen Benjamin is cool, lol.

Gay homosexual.

So you’re an unoriginal faggot who doesn’t get sarcasm, got it!

Proper pillow bite resistance is a must

That's the name of Jim's militant gay pride group, "pillow biters resistance".

Want a guy working the hotel front desk a 3am to beat him to death with a tire iron.

A lot of Jim's quirky little affectations could be immediately remedied by a savage beating.

That twitch for starters.

I enjoyed this Caterpillar from Alice In Wonderland look.

He cannot stay at some hotels because of their sheets.. others because of pillows.. for fuck’s sake... Fuck. I have issues at hotels with noise or their air units.. I ne’er had issues with their pillows and sheets..

Fake tough guy Jimmy died with fat Jimmy.

Yuck, what a goon.

You think your going to MOTHERFUCK ME!!??!?!?!

I AM THE ONE WHO MOTHERFUCKS

That's the problem with Jim...I mean, Black coat,

Black shoes,

Black hat,

Ca-dill-ac?....

Yeah...the boy's a tiiiime boooooooomb. Plus, he's also just an ugly worm.

My gf makes me call front desk and ask for pillows and blankets so there's always an awkward moment where some immigrant sees me half naked and hears her mumbling speed ball gibberish.

He looks like a fat polish kid going as a nigger for Halloween.