Why can't black people eat quietly?

1  2019-01-18 by Bakersfield__Chimp

Also, what's with using speaker in public?

105 comments

Oof

They been told to shut the fuck up for so long that now that they can't be hung for raising his hands to a white man they want to rub it in.

What’s the deal with them rapping in public?

Hey, you never know when a big time producer is hanging out and will be impressed with your "flow." Cardi B was discovered when some Jew was throwing dollar bills at her asshole.

That's the best Cardi B explanation ever

I hate that fucking cunt. Her songs are all dance whore anthems.

Raping*

My main gripe is the when someones listening to shit music on their shit phone on speaker while doing daily routine activities. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT! Use fucking headphones, theyre free in the box.

My guess is their trying to promote their shit cousins, shit rap LP and dont realize no one gives a fuck.

They’re trying to show you how cool they are.

"Yo you hear my distorted garbage audio? I'm fuckin gangsta my nigga"

Whenever I see someone doing that I instantly say to myself “man, he must be cool and tough.”

That's what I think when I see an old guy in Nike Monarchs and a sleeveless shirt shedding on a Chinese knockoff guitar.

White Hendrix

I think they’re just inconsiderate niggers

they also block narrow paths if more than 2 of them are walking around and constantly shoot at others for wearing a certain colour so it's probably this

Occam's razor, sometimes the simplest explanation is the best.

And everyone's too scared to say something because they know they're going to chimp out and solve their problems with violence, as they always do

They're normally so mild-mannered & polite

well its certainly working!

Jim would walk up and down the street of a girl he had a crush on playing "iron man" on a boombox, while wearing a wife beater. This was his attempt to look cool

Jesus

They all wanna die like Radio Rahim.

Phone is always cracked too.

They can’t respect things.

Especially abstract things like unspoken societal rules.

Or they’re just inconsiderate fucking assholes

Speakerphone is for the negro on the bus and subway, earbuds are for the diligent White man to cancel the noise pollution out.

They are looking for confrontation. Tell them to turn it off and see what ensues

I've asked why they're playing it so loud, they just stare at you like you're the asshole. Usually though you're outnumbered. I check my surroundings and the expressions on others faces first

They don't do anything quietly except cum

Speaking from experience? What was his name?

Speaking from every porn with a black guy I have ever seen (countless)

Holy shit I never noticed that until now. Weird

How can you watch that shit? It's like bestiality to me. Even if I find some bitch extremely hot seeing a black guy pushing in that ridiculous rod is an instant turn off.

Because they’re not people

The only good nigger is a dead nigger

You don't like hearing the new diss track from lil' yella.hack//execute.niggy coming out of someone's shitty phone speaker?

The only places I’ve ever seen signs to not play your music out loud was in public transport and a greyhound station in black areas. Of course at least 99% of the people I’ve seen play their shit music out loud are black kids

playing music out loud instead of using headphones

u/sams_seed, comment?

Her mixtrape is straight fire tho dont @ me

Lil' Hernia

Where I live they like to go in a convenience store, leave the car running and blast music full volume.

Same here. And why won't they roll down their windows at fast food restaurants and ATMs? This is in old cars with manual roll down windows, junked up police auction cars, brand new cars. I just don't get it.

Oh the classic I got a car that looks like a police car. Even though I hate the police cause I never du nuffin’

Blues brothers giving back after all they appropriated from the black man.

There's nothing like wanting to get something at a gas station and seeing and hearing all the pumps being WorldStarHipHop. That's worse than them playing mixtapes on the bus and subway. They never pay at the pumps, either, they go into the store forty at a time and who knows what violent foolishness they might get into? On to the next gas station...

U should

Every black comic has to scream into the microphone, too. It's there to amplify your voice, you don't have to shout like you're trying to make it to the back row of Royal Albert Hall.

You can thank Chris Rock for that

Blacks invented jazz and now they listen to this fucking mumble dogshit. Honestly we should have treated them equally in the 20s and lynch them now.

You don't even have to go back that far. There were some damn good funk and soul musicians from the 70s. But once they realized you could throw a drum beat and talk over a pre-existing song, it was all over.

70's soul and funk still holds up too. Why not progress that genre and evolve it? We could have some superior shit on the radio now.

funk could be the best music ever made

cant fake the funk

George Clinton, Prince, Delfonics... Lots of great options out there.

Rick James motherfucks them alllllll

I think you mean Bill Clinton

Let us not forget the golden age of rap in the 90s. Lots of real cool shit came out around then and is still being discovered. Not to mention blues music ( a genre this sub probably hates). All I’m saying is give the nignogs a little credit.

I've been listening to a lot of Frankie Lymon's music lately. That lil jig could belt out a tune.

fucks yeah nigga, don't motherfuck the Del Vikings tho

He got motherfucked by Jews. What else is new?

They never thanked us for inventing rock and roll for them

They never thanked us for stealing rock and roll from Chuck Berry and Little Richard? Shocking...

Exactly, those slycoon Senegambians

They were artists who pretended to be gangsters and they raised a generation of real gangsters.

rap in the 90s

categorically corny and awful. Blues is pretty good and unique, though.

what what WHAT

The state that’s untouchable like Eliot ness is such a corny line. I’d never really thought about how corny it all is til now?

Because dumb ass WW2 draft dodger Regan cut funding to inner city schools which meant no more learning an instrument in school. Also fuck liberals to even that out.

Yeah, Black people (and people in general) would have been far more likely to shoot or rob you in the 70's, but at least they weren't making rap music.

? Black crime peaked in like 1991. and it was pretty much gangster raps fault.

Precisely. They were actually kinda civil back in the day and didn't immediately abandon their families. Now that they act like entitled assholes we treat them like fucking royalty

Jews beta tested how to destroy a society on blacks first and now they are applying that to white American society

Niggers,basically.

Whites in eastern Europe are shit aswell. It's not just the "gippos"

You never left the rust belt trailer park commune you were born in. What the fuck would you know about Europe you hick faggot?

If I did my view on Eastern European white people would be better. Having been there multiple times to multiple countries led me to have this opinion. Corruption, alcoholism, greed and a stern belief in God over everything is embedded in their DNA. They have no historical advances to speak off but act as if they are better than everyone else. Also it wouldn't kill them to pick up after themselves instead of throwing shit everywhere. Fuck them and fuck you cocksucka

This read like a brother Joe post.

It's great

If I did my view on Eastern European WHITE PEOPLE would be better. Having been there MULTIPLE times to MULTIPLE countries led me to have this opinion. Corruption, alcoholism, greed and a stern belief in GOD over everything is embedded in their DNA. They have no historical advances to SPEAK OFF but act as if they are better than everyone else. Also it wouldn't kill them to pick up after themselves instead of throwing shit EVERYWHERE. Fuck them and FUCK you cocksucka

Also they are knowingly or not trying to assert dominance in a public area.

Insert image of me, behind the wheel of a SUV, at a crosswalk. The light is green and there's six people walking as slowly as possible against the red light...

Speakerphone in public should be a capital offense.

I love/hate watching movies with those types. Their commentary is funny but gets annoying.

And why can't they understand how much something costs? Is thieving so ingrained into their DNA they can no longer understand price tags? I used to work for a beer company and whenever I had jobs in the ghetto liquor stores they'd come rushing in donning sponge bob back packs and head straight for the candy aisle. Every single one of them would scream at the cashier "AYE YO HOW MUCH IS DIS HOW MUCH IS DIS?"

Relax Joe

I’m not a pedophile.

Username checks out

Because they’re animals

Also, how do so many of them drive luxury cars?

Used with high miles financed at like 10%+.

Oh that's because they're drug dealers and they steal

Headphones are white privilege.

We allow them to walk all over us because muh racism - encounter one on the bus sometime.

What's the deal with black people? They're not black and they're not people.

Classic Seinfeld bit

You mean, Why cant black people _________ quietly?

Why can't they do anything quietly?

Fuck black people.

Because they think they're the shit.

The stupider they are the higher the ego.

They can't do anything fucking quietly! Why? Well, just got to see primates at the zoo to know why. Fucking howler monkies.

Large groups of Chinese tourists are by far the worst imo. They sound like a gamg of Mongol raiders sacking a village when they go anywhere near a buffet... Cunts

Black people eat to talk.

Did Dajuana tell youdat

This same thing happened to me in chipotle today

They don’t know how to change the batteries in their smoke detectors.

You’ll never see a black person tweeting out their meal at least. Describing it in detail on the phone while on speaker maybe but they ain’t tweeting about it.

I’ll never understand how this sub can stand Patrice.

"Yo you hear my distorted garbage audio? I'm fuckin gangsta my nigga"

And everyone's too scared to say something because they know they're going to chimp out and solve their problems with violence, as they always do

Speaking from every porn with a black guy I have ever seen (countless)

well its certainly working!

Jim would walk up and down the street of a girl he had a crush on playing "iron man" on a boombox, while wearing a wife beater. This was his attempt to look cool

Whites in eastern Europe are shit aswell. It's not just the "gippos"

They never thanked us for stealing rock and roll from Chuck Berry and Little Richard? Shocking...

The only good nigger is a dead nigger

Also they are knowingly or not trying to assert dominance in a public area.

Insert image of me, behind the wheel of a SUV, at a crosswalk. The light is green and there's six people walking as slowly as possible against the red light...