Clearly he skipped the hormones and went straight to playing dress up.

Why would you want to know queer?

"Explain the O&A sub, Mr. Rangoon."

"It's mostly about fawning over MySpace angles of a Norwegian transvestite camwhore's slightly larger than average penis."

"Like r/dickgirls?"

"No. An '80s glam metal dude squeezes his cock so hard it's almost black and we praise the 'hammer' and call each other faggots. Full gay."

Jim's probably more heartbroken over missing out on that giant cock than anything else.

This is what Jim means when he says he wants a girl with a meaty clit.

Yes, we know.

You gotta be a dick for no reason?

Yes. Isn't that the whole point of this place you sensitive, joke repeating fellow?

Good point. I’m only replying so I can look at that meaty clit again.

It really is a pork sledgehammer.

Thanks for replying. Now I get to see this luscious hog again.

This is so fucking disgusting.

Spoken like a man with a raging hard on.

Porn stars typically aren’t taking the hormones when they’re working. You won’t blow loads or get erections if you’re actually on high doses of estrogen and progesterone.

They’re not people.

I’m a transsexual woman. And I most definitely am a human being.

Do you still have your hog, and if so, how big is that thing?

No I had the surgery like 8 years ago

How's that going?

Then what good are you?

Norton's asshole is gonna fall out someday.

He should preemptively fashion himself a rope-belt.

/u/realjimnorton you fucking homo

war hammer

Legit got a niggas ribs hurtin

Someone here called the Viking hellish yesterday.

I really don’t think there’s a more apt word.

Would ya?

That broad's piece is heavy

What a swashbuckler!

acting like the 3 pics after the first one aren't literally mouth watering

Am i supposed to pretend that this is a big d*ck?

Do you still have your hog, and if so, how big is that thing?