Between boyish waifs, Missy Muscles, shit-the-bed Nicolini and his grim ex-wife....

1  2019-01-18 by DickPrebble

...has Ant ever dated a real woman who was feminine and voluptuous?

Fucking closeted fag.

31 comments

I'd fuck jill in a second and you're a fag if you wouldn't.

Yeah but have you fucked her? No, so you're a fag too for not having fucked her

She made him gay with her tranny tits and greasy butt odors.

Nicolini wasn't bad apart from dating Anthony. Once you go black, you ain't welcome back.

Fake tits are gross and hers looked particularly rocky

Yeah not a fan of fake tits. There's just something about trashy east coast dago broads in general that does it for me.

Her tits look stapled on, but her pussy looks niiiice.

Sue had some supple little testicles.

He really liked holding them in his hands and mouth, then back again.

Rotten little shrimp dick.

Leave BoBo outta this, AWLROYT?

He admitted that he lied about Jill shitting the bed. Every time someone here perpetuates that lie, he gains another hour of life.

When was this?

I can’t remember. It’s been bothering me forever because I want to post the evidence. He was speaking in a low, gay voice and I think it was years later and was almost off-handed. It wasn’t something they talked about for very long. It definitely happened though.

You can’t remember because it never happened, dummy. It’s called lying

I remember it happening, I just don’t have an encyclopedic knowledge of what was said on which of the thousands of episodes they produced, you queer.

What’s your fascination with homosexuality? You can’t go two sentences without going back to it

Because it’s r/opieandanthony and we’re all faggots. So unless you wanna kiss, buzz off.

Can i eat your ass before you wipe

Of course, we’re all friends here.

buzz off

Language!

Step your game up faggot.

Agree. Not with egg stuffer but her voice would lead to caradine

Stetten, when he dated her, was fucking hot. Like all model types she was early on a gangly, ugly-duckling nightmare but credit where credit is due.

His ex wife looked like the crypt keeper before the flesh rotted off.

And she had a body like a vending machine.

Anthony and Jimmy seem to have a homosexual devotion to each other, and Jim is pretty voluptuous (although some would use the word 'gelatinous.')

How about Lobster Girl - AKA the only girl he's ever loved. She had some meat on her bones.

Nicolini was about as good as it was gonna get for Nana. But he couldn't resist grooming a teenager...

I don't know, maybe Dawn.

Fake tits are gross and hers looked particularly rocky